If someone spoils the new Star Wars movie, they will be permanently banned...
23 2017-12-13 by mkubrick
From going to see Rich Vos at Helium Comedy Club in Philly January 4-6
23 2017-12-13 by mkubrick
From going to see Rich Vos at Helium Comedy Club in Philly January 4-6
30 comments
1 bonniesretardsister 2017-12-13
Yoda dies from AIDS.
1 fingerrockets 2017-12-13
yeah well, Yoda 's ghost dies from
1 Canned_Laugh 2017-12-13
Luke is gay, chewy falls in love with the token black guy and Luke with a gash finds out her parents left with the flute player at the Cantina to sell ewok blood on the black market.
1 Bakersfield__Chimp 2017-12-13
This would be a far more entertaining movie than what's, presumably, coming out.
1 cringingdouchechills 2017-12-13
They know that whatever shit they put out there that millions of worthless, obese, virgins are dying to be the biggest faggot at the water cooler
1 AppleFan79 2017-12-13
Pre-fucking-cisely.
1 3stepsbackward 2017-12-13
Luke gets fired after he films Jabba the Hutt taking a shit.
1 cormacMcCarthysWhore 2017-12-13
i hope you wake up late at night and have to stumble to the bathroom in the dark and when you sit on the toilet a grizzly bear attacks you
1 TriangleDimes 2017-12-13
lol so random
1 OkaySeriouslyBro 2017-12-13
I heard Rey gets romantically involved with Kylo
1 AppleFan79 2017-12-13
She deep throats his love sabre.
1 OkaySeriouslyBro 2017-12-13
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1513138878190.webm
Here's the video!
1 TossyMcSalad 2017-12-13
his light saber will turn from red to brown
1 AppleFan79 2017-12-13
Saw this one coming a parsec away.
1 Toss__Pot 2017-12-13
Will it be filled with SJW horseshit?
1 AppleFan79 2017-12-13
The three leads are a nigger, a woman & a faggot.
So the answer is a resounding "yes".
1 holodog 2017-12-13
Harrison Ford mumbles his lines and looks confused because he should've retired 5 years ago.
1 Mcchiseslizzy 2017-12-13
That's too cruel of a punishment for any crime
1 Single_Action_Army 2017-12-13
A bunch of British white guys who dress like Nazis have an evil device and a bunch of minorities stop them with laser swords even though the enemy has guns.
1 Sthenine 2017-12-13
This is the exact wording of the plot outline issued to Disney.
1 Mu_Scevich 2017-12-13
Gotta admit, this is spot on.
1 InHell1979 2017-12-13
Snoke is Luke's Grandfather. Come fight me nigga
1 naziniggerfaggot 2017-12-13
wtf is a porg?
1 TossyMcSalad 2017-12-13
the latest moneygrab
1 Sthenine 2017-12-13
Hans solo dies...oh that was the last one.
1 David_Tosk 2017-12-13
It's a kids movie. The fact that people my age are fawning over this, is just the saddest thing ever
1 Anarox 2017-12-13
It's a cliche filled fanservice horseshit franchise.
DO YOU MEMBA THIS, HERE IT IS AGAIN
1 birdmanisreal 2017-12-13
Who watches Star Wars nowadays anyway? They're kids movies. Fucking awful.
1 fervt 2017-12-13
Lando makes a big stink about space rights or something and gets to close the movie with a dunking contest and or rap battle.
1 Chuck_Chasem 2017-12-13
Luke sucks some tits on the island he's been on for 20 years.
1 goodnaturedchortles 2017-12-13
Han Solo gets caught eating watermelon out of Darth Maul's ass while Chewbacca watches and jerks off <insert Wookie yell>
1 kjb109 2017-12-13
There is PC correct GAY relationship in this one.
Wait a minute; they're all GAY.
1 Sthenine 2017-12-13
This is the exact wording of the plot outline issued to Disney.
1 Mu_Scevich 2017-12-13
Gotta admit, this is spot on.