Sam’s confidence really bothers me

86  2017-12-13 by BigOpie

He’s chiming in during Ant and Jimmy’s conversation and jokes like he’s just “one of the guys”. No faggot, you were a gimmick. The preverbal shit-starter who annoyed ERock, Danny, and Steve C. Go back to your place in the back with Travis and let the entertainers do what they do best. Fuckin homo.

62 comments

1  BaggySpandex 2017-12-13

Don't talk down to Travis like that you son of a bitch.

1  BumbiBestie 2017-12-13

you probably don't like him kicking back in his chair and casually burping during the opening segment each day, either

1  momomike 2017-12-13

you’re right except he rarely did anything on air to danny, and if he did, it was lighthearted. he only really picked on easy targets. danny is an asshole but he would’ve held his own too well and sam is a coward.

1  TinKnockinMoroccan 2017-12-13

The whole show was punching down. The only time it changed it got really fucking awkward.

1  billburriscuck0ld 2017-12-13

http://takimag.com/article/checking_iron_age_barbarian_prejudice_steve_sailer/print

1  breadmoccasin 2017-12-13

I don't mind punching down, I just hated when Sam and Opie did it, because Opie was just pushing all his insecurities down on fucking Stalker Patti and the like, and Sam is so insane he'd never laugh at like Colin or Patrice but he'd lose his shit when he fed bad lines to Bobo.

1  pfg-sciple 2017-12-13

BOTH confused MEAN-SPIRITEDNESS with HUMOR!!!!

OPIE ridiculed his ersatz "WACK PACK". He couldn't JOKE with THEM!!! He INSULTED them in the LEAST creative and LEAST funny ways possible!!!! OPIE insulted DENNY's job because he COULD not keep up with HIM in a comedic way!!!

SAM is OPIE JR. He does the SAME thing. He FOUND the most PATHETIC interns to BULLY because he can't JOKE about anything!!! Including CRIPPLES. Because NOTHING is funier than pointing out that a BLIND GUY is blind!!!

1  Chuck_Chasem 2017-12-13

Danny is probably one of the best regulars. He doesn't take shit either.

1  Single_Action_Army 2017-12-13

He doesn't take shit because he's a thin-skinned faggot. He's had on-air fights with pretty much all the staff and some guests.

1  I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2017-12-13

Arrrgh aye but at least he be doin' well these days what with the bar tendin' arrrgh

1  Single_Action_Army 2017-12-13

I thought he got fired. LIKE A LOAD A GRAPESHOT OUT OF A PORT CANNON, YA-HARRRR

1  I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2017-12-13

Arrrgh avast me port side ye filthy land lubber arrrgh

1  fiffy_tiffy 2017-12-13

Momomike is so poor, nigga's got a Shift key on layaway.

1  momomike 2017-12-13

that’s pretty funny

1  I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2017-12-13

" Arrrgh loike a clown? Arrrgh "

1  HudsonHughesrealDad 2017-12-13

Danny was just as much of a pussy as Sam. He used to give the female intern shit all the time, but he had nothing to say when Kenny or Steve C told him to shut the fuck up.

1  Kurt_Love 2017-12-13

It's not that he held his own in bitch fights too well its that he was the head bully of the staff and Sam kissed his ass to avoid his behind the scenes wrath. The fear of Danny came from him being Ant's boyfriend. Anthony had to side with Danny in arguments with Patrice just so his young bf wouldn't break up with him.

1  Dagidugidai 2017-12-13

I think I might be the only person on here who still genuinely loves Sam.

1  PhilipMarma 2017-12-13

Woah. I'm genuinely curious--what's his appeal? What about him do you love?

1  Dagidugidai 2017-12-13

His creepy barely apparent nihilism and hate for the world. It appeals to the teen boy in me - not the one fucking me, the metaphorical one.

1  jablka 2017-12-13

He's too prissy to be a nihilist. And a nihilist without any substance abuse problem? nah.

1  onemancrimespree 2017-12-13

He's not a nihilist at all, and he has no hate in his body. It's just regressive criticizing of others to distract from his own flaws and lack of character

1  bill_burrs_butthole 2017-12-13

Your characterization of him is incorrect.

1  enzo_trash 2017-12-13

you guys are "genuine" fags

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1  onemancrimespree 2017-12-13

preverbal shit-starter

ooof. This gave me chills of the douche. Sam was never funny, ever. Prodding people to fight takes no talent. Sam takes it as a compliment if you call him a "gimmick" it reminds him of being a wrestling heel

1  breadmoccasin 2017-12-13

This gave me chills of the douche.

I agree with your post, but it's despite this really gay and stupid phrase.

1  onemancrimespree 2017-12-13

I appreciate the response to my post, despite your really gay and stupid agreement.

1  BigOpie 2017-12-13

Can we stop saying “douche chills” its as hack as Jimmy saying motherfuck as a verb.

1  Kenn_Kennerson 2017-12-13

Or you saying "hack"

1  kingship75 2017-12-13

FAWKIN' BURIED THAT SOCKCUCKA!

1  dmix 2017-12-13

Both of you just stop saying all words all together. You'll both be cool as fuck then.

1  onemancrimespree 2017-12-13

We? Do you need me to change anything else so you feel like your hug box is more welcoming to you, fruit cake?

1  BigOpie 2017-12-13

Idk what you’re saying. You kinda talk like a faggot.

1  onemancrimespree 2017-12-13

You went with the old "pretend I can't understand you" defense. Next time just put your fingers in your ear and screech, you queer.

1  BigOpie 2017-12-13

Huh?

1  onemancrimespree 2017-12-13

Huh? I don't get it? Wha?

The good old Opie "I don't even check that shit out" defense

1  BigOpie 2017-12-13

Wuh happened?

1  theropers 2017-12-13

The fucking word is "PROVERBIAL"

1  I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2017-12-13

Arrrgh you be loike the preverbal bull in the choina shop arrrgh

1  RamonFrunkis 2017-12-13

Are you an Australian pirate now?

1  I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2017-12-13

Arrrgh g'day me ol' wallaby give me your thieves, ra'ists an' murderers coor blimey cocker arrrgh

1  lela5go 2017-12-13

IIIIIII NYYYYYEEEEEEE

1  BigOpie 2017-12-13

Im typing this on a cracked iPhone screen you fucking vunt. Get over it, tgats how my phone spelt it

1  RamonFrunkis 2017-12-13

Not our fault you're poor and poor at typing a word approximately close to spellcheck.

1  BigOpie 2017-12-13

Lick my nigger cock!!!

1  RamonFrunkis 2017-12-13

Present it.

1  billburriscuck0ld 2017-12-13

It's an act; his smugness, his sarcasm--the whole Sam Roberts persona. Deep down, he knows he's out of his depth when it comes to anything besides pro wrestling, popular rap music, and sneakers. But since he's 1st mic now, he feels compelled to assert himself.

1  billburriscuck0ld 2017-12-13

It's an act; his smugness, his sarcasm--the whole Sam Roberts persona.

Deep down, he knows he's a hideous freak who's out of his depth when it comes to anything besides pro wrestling, popular rap music, and sneakers, and who sounds like he belongs in a petting zoo.

But since he's hosting the show, he feels like he has to assert himself.

1  I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2017-12-13

Arrrgh aye he been told by his Bessy that he got t' be the cap'n o' the ship. These bastards don't be steerin' themselves arrrgh

1  kingship75 2017-12-13

I disagree. Who would want to pet Sam?

1  RacistCyberbully 2017-12-13

It should. He has literally zero talent,

1  Fugga6969 2017-12-13

Whatever. At the end of day it's still better than having opie on. I think that's basically how ant and jim feel about sam

1  RacistPigeon 2017-12-13

Opie Roberts is only slightly less awful than his namesake.

1  deep_legal_shit 2017-12-13

I could listen through Opie. Even knowing Sam has a mic is enough to make me tune off.

1  uralldiseased 2017-12-13

while opie Roberts is pure shit, I just can't hate the guy.

to this day I still play jocktober playlists on youtube.

we can't deny this is purely sam's creation

1  RacistPigeon 2017-12-13

So what? Opie Hughes created the Opie and Anthony show. And then the funny people made it happen. Opie Roberts created Jocktober, then the funny people made it happen. Both Opies are still cunts.

1  breadmoccasin 2017-12-13

Sam being cocky despite having the accomplishments of a fruit fly is the most hateable thing about him.

Calling Sam Roberts white is like calling him a fruit fly, you're half right either way.

1  TenguBuranchi 2017-12-13

Its fake confidence though, intended to mask deep seated insecurities. If it was genuine confidence it wouldn't bug you

1  Djs3634 2017-12-13

He’s a classic case of ambition and hard work but no talent.

1  deep_legal_shit 2017-12-13

I have to fast forward past parts he's on on replays, and honestly at this point it's triggering for me to even have to think about him when he's mentioned on the sub

postverbal

1  mrcitylights 2017-12-13

i hates him for this reason in the i&za days. you could hear his confidence growing day after day. another disillusioned twat on the radio

1  RJMontgomery 2017-12-13

Do they have a problem with him chiming in?

Nope.

1  RamonFrunkis 2017-12-13

Not our fault you're poor and poor at typing a word approximately close to spellcheck.