Jesus Christ, Dice.

29  2017-12-13 by RBuddCumia

30 comments

1  Yaseetheo 2017-12-13

He still has it.

1  SGFTI 2017-12-13

And by "it" you mean a blocked artery.

1  SorryFiMAGADog 2017-12-13

Clogged up Artery Lange or somethin- now you do one

1  ArtiesArteries 2017-12-13

Sup

1  866-Ron-0-Fez 2017-12-13

Mary Magdalene? Yeah I fucked her.

-Jesus Christ Dice

1  SGFTI 2017-12-13

Little Altar Boy Blue.

1  Stud_beaner_69 2017-12-13

Cause he needed the money?

1  bluedhift 2017-12-13

Little Miss Mary, sittin' like a fairy, Eating her latkes and brisket, Along came God, Who stuck his rod in Mary's ASSHOLE AGHOOSH!

1  TinKnockinMoroccan 2017-12-13

Big Richard without the roids.

1  DrugsAndBodybuilding 2017-12-13

Looooool

1  all_copacetic 2017-12-13

That is one ridiculous Jew.

1  Kim_Jung_pUn 2017-12-13

(((Dice)))*

1  deanthecleanmachine 2017-12-13

dice is an exception

1  Soriano33alfonso 2017-12-13

Is that Elliot Offen?

1  UhLookHereMan 2017-12-13

SHUT YA MOUTH CUNTFACE

1  AntonioNappa 2017-12-13

getting in shape, gotta wait for Jay Mohr outside of the Cellar.

1  DildoBaggins75 2017-12-13

Jay Mohrs*

1  NortheastPhilly 2017-12-13

This is a 60 year old kike

1  Single_Action_Army 2017-12-13

Don't tell him. He thinks he's Italian

1  dave72988 2017-12-13

I appreciate dice staying in character. A lot of guys would drop it after the heart attack and post inspirational quotes and talk about how precious life is, but dice is still talking about getting pussy

1  PepperTheCentaur 2017-12-13

Or pretend that your cat can talk...cookie...kiss

1  dave72988 2017-12-13

Did you like that episode of ron and fez? Some people said it was genius but 40 minutes in I just thought they were trying to pull a andy kaufman bit and it was lazy radio

1  PepperTheCentaur 2017-12-13

I did enjoy it and it is one of my favorites for two reasons. Just listening to Ron's annoyance and giving Fez out after out that he refused to take and kept digging in deeper. The other reason is I was driving from NJ to the Florida keys and that shit came on right as I was hitting Jacksonville and took me most of the way down. I was laughing like a retard flying down 95 so it holds a special place in my heart. Same with the Sprint Airline show. Different ride up from the Keys, but it started right as I crossed from Delaware to Jersey and probably was one of the hardest laughs I have ever had. Xoxo

1  David_Tosk 2017-12-13

You're right. I don't even care that the bit sucks. It's better than talking about damn politics

1  jkrick13 2017-12-13

I'm bummed that Dice has aids. Poor fella

1  Single_Action_Army 2017-12-13

It's gotta be fucking exhausting for himself and everyone around him to keep up that character for decades.
"Alright, Mr. Clay, we're going to out you under anesthesia now..."
"Be brave, Dad, I love you..."
"EGHHHHHH JUST MAKE SURE THIS FAG DOCTOR DON'T GO TOUCHIN' MY YAAAM BAAAAAG!!!! A-GUUUUUSHHH!!!!"

1  AppleFan79 2017-12-13

Jesus Christ, Dice

"F'give her Lord, for she knows not how to suck my cock. OHHHHHHHHHH!"

1  David_Tosk 2017-12-13

Dice looks like the singer in Rammstein

1  hookahreed 2017-12-13

Barely. Till Lindeman is a jacked motherfucker.

1  cabaretcabaret 2017-12-13

He looks like John Stewart's gay dad

1  RacistCyberbully 2017-12-13

Man Jews are ugly

1  DildoBaggins75 2017-12-13

Jay Mohrs*

1  hookahreed 2017-12-13

Barely. Till Lindeman is a jacked motherfucker.