Yeh, if it's just a puncture not a total split it'll get you home, annoys tire fitters as it's messy, it also inflates the tire as you empty the can into it. there ya go
Im sure any time he tried to even moderately rebuke sam for something he did, that weird incesty mom of his freaked out about her faggot boy beimg abused.
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Like a man! Leave the raising to the women. Men are too busy building skyscrapers, curing diseases, and running world to do trivial things like raising their children to be productive members of society.
Sam's father is completely insane and not in a fun way. He has a handlebar mustache and eats raw potatoes with a glass of buttermilk. I doubt he's capable of feeling shame, nor any normal human emotion at all.
I heard that when AAA came to assist him with his flat, the agent, upon leaving, noted to his friend that he was "surprised Art Garfunkel looked so young for his age!"
I would be ashamed. I'm not even a car guy yet I carry an extra lug wrench, gas can, jumper cables, air compressor and made sure to know where exactly key components such battery (in the trunk on my 300) are located.
I basically do this so I dont become emasculated like that fag, Sam Roberts in front of another man.
911 should have told him the police were on there way and when they got their they should have arrested him for wasting there time with a non emergency.
People who think there's anything whatsoever impressive about knowing about cars are faggots who can't get laid without knowledge that became universal/obselete by the time we all turned 19.
If this post gets 1000 downvotes I'll suck every cock on this site.
If not, you car-obsessed faggots have to admit that you are car-obsessed faggots.
You would have learned so you don't have to call anyone else to help your womanly ass. I don't get paid to change tires, I change my own that is all. Most women I know can change a tire, you are like Sam.
You really have to be kidding, right? You are some fatso on this sub, you make shit for pay.
I like how you edited your comment to add "It's impressive that you don't take money for changing other people's tires.
Still. I'll bet you change other people's tires.
You probably take pride in it."
I usually call roadside assistance to change my tire but they take over an hour to get to my location. If I'm in a rush I'll just change the tire myself which takes me around 10 minutes.
You are missing the point entirely, because you are a huge fag. It's not about him not changing it, it's that he can't and thinks it's cool to be a helpless little bitch. You are a trolling fag, and there is no way you make as much money as you pretend to make. I hope you boyfriend spits your own jizz in your eye.
No, I just have other things to worry about. Things that come up way more often. In fact, this thing, that the faggots are so proud of, has never even once come up in my 25 years of driving.
So being proud of it seems more than a bit overblown.
I was talking about Sam, not you, self obsessed faggot.
No one that isnt a total queer is proud of it. Its something you should know how to do as an adult. It's like when Norton brags about not knowing how to use a stove.
You sound like an "adulting is hard" millenial queer.
911 should have told him the police were on there way and when they got their they should have arrested him for wasting there time with a non emergency.
His parents are useless. I think that has to be it. He's a stereotype millennial twink faggot that never ever had to lift a finger at home to help out. He watched wrestling in his room and his cunt of a mother brought him food and snacks.
Here is how i imagine the call went.
911: 911 what's your emergency
Faggot: I have Flat tire and I don't know how to change it please help.
911: Ma'am 911 is only for emergencies please hang up and call a tow truck.
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1 eastriverdriveII 2017-12-12
when?
1 fawwkyeah 2017-12-12
https://youtu.be/9K93y0kxTo0
1 eastriverdriveII 2017-12-12
what a pussy.
1 dmix 2017-12-12
What the fuck, this is real?
Who doesn't know how to handle a flat tire? His father and all children he birthed should be castrated for creating such a man-child.
1 Toss__Pot 2017-12-12
Someone should buy him a can of that tyre-inflating temporary repair foam... just like I did for my girly ex-girl.
1 dmix 2017-12-12
What the fuck is a "tyre"? And this sounds interesting... can you make it home with it?
1 Toss__Pot 2017-12-12
Yeh, if it's just a puncture not a total split it'll get you home, annoys tire fitters as it's messy, it also inflates the tire as you empty the can into it. there ya go
1 Single_Action_Army 2017-12-12
Fellas, fellas... He's British but you're Canadian.
You're both gay.
1 dmix 2017-12-12
HA Yeah? Well youre a cantelope
1 bonniesretardsister 2017-12-12
I wish the story had an Ennis Cosby ending.
1 Bakersfield__Chimp 2017-12-12
But sir, Ennis Cosby was shot and kil...oh.
1 FakeTrending 2017-12-12
Yeah a black man randomly killed by a white robber. Real man bites dog story.
1 Chief_Wild_Eagle 2017-12-12
+1, sir!
1 Toss__Pot 2017-12-12
That was a very stressful situation for him, his hairline proves it.
1 Zazz_Lacker 2017-12-12
He didn’t know his car had a jack. He thought a jack was an option and assumed his car didn’t have one.
1 fawwkyeah 2017-12-12
You can tell his father didn't raise him at all
1 xyniphis 2017-12-12
Im sure any time he tried to even moderately rebuke sam for something he did, that weird incesty mom of his freaked out about her faggot boy beimg abused.
He probably just gave up trying
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-12-12
Too busy drinking his soul away after finding out Sam's older brother is a-- you know.
1 the_opester 2017-12-12
Nigger? Jew?? What??? Tell me!!!
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-12-12
Worse.
Gay.
1 Belchides 2017-12-12
I would be gay too if I got to go see Rich Vos perform on Friday the 15th at Funny Stop Cuyahoga Falls, Ohio
1 shawkward 2017-12-12
I thought you your were going to say that he was drinking buttermilk and eating pickles. WTF is up with that?
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-12-12
I know for a fact it ruins the genes you pass down.
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1 SirWallaceII 2017-12-12
Gets the Puerto Rican cum taste out of his mouth after kissing mrs roberts
1 TheAmazingAsshole2 2017-12-12
The hair alone gives that away.
1 Belchides 2017-12-12
Like a man! Leave the raising to the women. Men are too busy building skyscrapers, curing diseases, and running world to do trivial things like raising their children to be productive members of society.
1 blackirishlad 2017-12-12
how can you raise a boy that refused to grow in mind, body, and spirit?
1 TakesTheWrongSideGuy 2017-12-12
Isn't it law that a car must come equipped with a spare tire and jack?
1 lemskroob 2017-12-12
My car has no spare, just run-flats
1 Kalikhead 2017-12-12
Many cars nowadays don’t have a spare but give you a can of Fix a Flat.. at least Dodge’s do...
1 hookahreed 2017-12-12
Hyundai/Kia, too.
1 Nier_faot 2017-12-12
No. but it was a jeep wrangler. They all have spare tires.
1 andrewjacksonjihadz 2017-12-12
*bugmen
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-12-12
Adam Friedland
1 andrewjacksonjihadz 2017-12-12
malcolm knows whats up
1 scorezman 2017-12-12
What good is the jack when he doesn't even know how to use it or change the tire.
1 WiretapStudios 2017-12-12
It's so the cops think he has a weapon when they arrive and dispatch him.
1 throwbenny 2017-12-12
Dead hour one
1 CasinoIndian 2017-12-12
Is this a lug wrench?!
1 fawwkyeah 2017-12-12
This is also a good example of Sam having no real friends.
He couldn't at least call one dude to come give him a hand?
If you're reading this Sam, you're a faggot and no one likes you
1 Single_Action_Army 2017-12-12
Tss... TELL US HOW YOU REALLY FEEL!!!
1 Thelonius16 2017-12-12
It was 4 a.m. in the Bronx and he had alienated all his friends and co-workers by being a shit-stirrer.
1 Kalikhead 2017-12-12
Didn’t he do it a second time when he got a flat in the city after getting hit by a bus?
1 telemecanique 2017-12-12
his father should be ashamed
1 Zazz_Lacker 2017-12-12
Sam's father is completely insane and not in a fun way. He has a handlebar mustache and eats raw potatoes with a glass of buttermilk. I doubt he's capable of feeling shame, nor any normal human emotion at all.
1 Single_Action_Army 2017-12-12
How could you leave out the sardine sandwich? The raw potato is the most normal part of the Greatest Treats
1 lifeobenreilly 2017-12-12
I heard that when AAA came to assist him with his flat, the agent, upon leaving, noted to his friend that he was "surprised Art Garfunkel looked so young for his age!"
1 FrankieBianchi 2017-12-12
Sam fits the mold perfectly of "kid with overbearing mother"
1 ProudOfYourBoy2 2017-12-12
I would rape Sam Roberts for the story
1 nikolam 2017-12-12
Username checks out.
1 SickleSellout 2017-12-12
The more annoying part is that Sam isn't ashamed of it, he thinks it's a funny story.
1 Belchides 2017-12-12
I would be ashamed. I'm not even a car guy yet I carry an extra lug wrench, gas can, jumper cables, air compressor and made sure to know where exactly key components such battery (in the trunk on my 300) are located.
I basically do this so I dont become emasculated like that fag, Sam Roberts in front of another man.
1 mcb84 2017-12-12
Settle down, Steve Mcqueen.
1 yismeicha 2017-12-12
So, you're not a woman?
1 Belchides 2017-12-12
I'm definitely NOT a pedophile
1 yismeicha 2017-12-12
Just so you know, pedophiles know how to change tired too.
1 Belchides 2017-12-12
Yeah I'm tired too. Goodnight.
1 RacistPigeon 2017-12-12
And then Opie Sr ran the bit into the ground by playing a bunch of 911 calls instead of letting the funny people riff and smash Opie Jr
1 scorezman 2017-12-12
911 should have told him the police were on there way and when they got their they should have arrested him for wasting there time with a non emergency.
1 packitchofsositch 2017-12-12
People who think there's anything whatsoever impressive about knowing about cars are faggots who can't get laid without knowledge that became universal/obselete by the time we all turned 19.
If this post gets 1000 downvotes I'll suck every cock on this site.
If not, you car-obsessed faggots have to admit that you are car-obsessed faggots.
1 OpiesBreasts 2017-12-12
When has changing a fucking tire become obsolete? Can you change a tire or jump start a car? Because that is woman-level shit if you cannot.
I downvoted you, but its 999 votes away as of now to get whats coming to me.
1 packitchofsositch 2017-12-12
I can't change a tire. Why would I ever have learned? What possible motivation could I possibly have ever had to get that dirty?
It's so easy to make enough money to avoid doing something like that.
You have a retarded obselete pride in the practice.
1 OpiesBreasts 2017-12-12
You would have learned so you don't have to call anyone else to help your womanly ass. I don't get paid to change tires, I change my own that is all. Most women I know can change a tire, you are like Sam.
You really have to be kidding, right? You are some fatso on this sub, you make shit for pay.
1 packitchofsositch 2017-12-12
If you're what I think you are, I would estimate I make about double what you do. Trucker/vo-tech around 70k? Am I close estimating your salary?
1 OpiesBreasts 2017-12-12
Lol, a trucker comment, how predictable. Way off stupid.
1 packitchofsositch 2017-12-12
WOW that was an omission/admission.
So what shitty high school did you graduate from that had a big ol' vocational-technical program that sucked you into Stupid for the last 20 years?
1 OpiesBreasts 2017-12-12
Lol. This is a joke, right?
1 packitchofsositch 2017-12-12
You've said you aren't a trucker, but love changing tires. I was just wondering what you are if you're not a trucker.
1 OpiesBreasts 2017-12-12
So...yes, its a joke is your answer.
1 packitchofsositch 2017-12-12
Run away then.
1 OpiesBreasts 2017-12-12
Ok
1 OpiesBreasts 2017-12-12
I like how you edited your comment to add "It's impressive that you don't take money for changing other people's tires. Still. I'll bet you change other people's tires. You probably take pride in it."
You're a fucking joke. But you knew that already.
1 scorezman 2017-12-12
I usually call roadside assistance to change my tire but they take over an hour to get to my location. If I'm in a rush I'll just change the tire myself which takes me around 10 minutes.
1 packitchofsositch 2017-12-12
1 Onaincels 2017-12-12
You are missing the point entirely, because you are a huge fag. It's not about him not changing it, it's that he can't and thinks it's cool to be a helpless little bitch. You are a trolling fag, and there is no way you make as much money as you pretend to make. I hope you boyfriend spits your own jizz in your eye.
1 yismeicha 2017-12-12
Implying he's not a bottom.
1 Onaincels 2017-12-12
His boyfriend is a gentleman.
1 packitchofsositch 2017-12-12
No, I just have other things to worry about. Things that come up way more often. In fact, this thing, that the faggots are so proud of, has never even once come up in my 25 years of driving.
So being proud of it seems more than a bit overblown.
1 Slippery_Slope_Guy 2017-12-12
Lol wait you're 40 years old and still behave like this? Ahahahaha
1 Onaincels 2017-12-12
I was talking about Sam, not you, self obsessed faggot.
No one that isnt a total queer is proud of it. Its something you should know how to do as an adult. It's like when Norton brags about not knowing how to use a stove.
You sound like an "adulting is hard" millenial queer.
1 Slippery_Slope_Guy 2017-12-12
That's great that you're so extravagantly wealthy that you can afford AAA, but you should still know how to change a fucking tire, nerd.
1 packitchofsositch 2017-12-12
When I call your uncle to change my tire, I'll make sure to give him a knowing look.
He'll know I'm the "nerd", and he'll know that I know that he's my bitch.
And he'll know that I know he's my slave loser-bitch.
1 Slippery_Slope_Guy 2017-12-12
You sure do have a big case of unwarranted self importance.
1 scorezman 2017-12-12
911 should have told him the police were on there way and when they got their they should have arrested him for wasting there time with a non emergency.
1 Don_Panera 2017-12-12
His parents are useless. I think that has to be it. He's a stereotype millennial twink faggot that never had to every lift a finger at home.
1 Don_Panera 2017-12-12
His parents are useless. I think that has to be it. He's a stereotype millennial twink faggot that never ever had to lift a finger at home to help out. He watched wrestling in his room and his cunt of a mother brought him food and snacks.
1 Psych555 2017-12-12
You forgot to say "Reminder:"
1 DickSlit 2017-12-12
I hope somebody puts a tire iron upside his goofy, receding Jewfro.
1 RacistCyberbully 2017-12-12
I genuinely consider him a “disposable person”
1 RichHeads 2017-12-12
Here is how i imagine the call went. 911: 911 what's your emergency Faggot: I have Flat tire and I don't know how to change it please help. 911: Ma'am 911 is only for emergencies please hang up and call a tow truck.