Pink WWE shirt gripping fat gut, Falalalala. No punchlines all cackling, Falalalala. Dunning Kruger sarcasm, Falalalala. This flannel will hide my tits, Falalalala. Wife begs me not to come home, Falalalala. CNN is my show prep, Falalalala. AND THE CHICKEN THAT YOU EAT. CLOWN SHOES ON YOUR FEET.

2  2017-12-12 by onemancrimespree

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Restate the question again, Falalalala. Fake smile hides suicidal thoughts, Lalala. Spend 15 years trying to get a show, Falalalala. Then sellout the show to WWE for a job, Lalalala. Relegated to pre-show panels, Falalalala. Even wrestling fans know I have no talent, Lala. August Ames deserved to die, Falalalala.

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If you ever had the displeasure of hearing Sam's show before Opie & Jimmy split, you wouldn't be surprised by his faggotry.

Very Opie-esque if you ask me.