Joe is a housewife. His prime directive is to care for the kids and house while his wife works 40+ hours a week to provide. He’s on all the housewife medications, and he has a comedy hobby he thinks is a career and his wife plays along so he feels like he’s contributing. Sad!
"My wife's boss has amazing season tickets but they both need to work overtime this weekend so it looks like ol' Joey Meatballs gets to go to the big game!"
57 comments
1 chickenfan1 2017-12-12
no one cares, it was funny once with that jewish guy in la
1 porsalin 2017-12-12
Real edgy take there, Buster.
1 chickenfan1 2017-12-12
hush up britbong, i like you, just get a new focus
1 porsalin 2017-12-12
Understood boss. I'll run all my posts by you from now, kapeish?
1 chickenfan1 2017-12-12
i think it's better of for you and this sub if ya do, bucko
1 porsalin 2017-12-12
I'll PM you x
1 chickenfan1 2017-12-12
k babe
1 JoeyMeatsauce 2017-12-12
Why don't ya quote me another chip line you unoriginal faggot
1 chickenfan1 2017-12-12
are you about to cry?
1 JoeyMeatsauce 2017-12-12
Nice stock comeback chinkendick
1 chickenfan1 2017-12-12
ohhhhhhh nooooooo
1 Slothjew 2017-12-12
That’s the guy that sells fish oil capsules in south Philly.
1 ImpressiveVeryNice_ 2017-12-12
crisp and clean unauthentic looking retro hat, bandwagon fan abandoning the team when the star gets injured.
call me crazy but this guy stinks.
1 vichenleyssister 2017-12-12
Please do another 100% Italian
1 Peckahnator 2017-12-12
nigga scared
1 dmix 2017-12-12
The massive success scared him off, spending a day in Joe Matarese's shoes will do that to a man.
1 juschippinyababe 2017-12-12
I have a feeling santa porsalin is going to give us some christmas cheer!
1 TenguBuranchi 2017-12-12
ITs-a me Joe HatAndFleece
1 zenicaone 2017-12-12
Pro Burqa-rese Matarese , eeeyyyyyy oooooooooh.
1 humanmeat 2017-12-12
He needs the hat an fleece because he still performs backyard outdoor gigs
1 OkaySeriouslyBro 2017-12-12
I'M FREEZIN OUT HERE!
1 cbanks420lol 2017-12-12
how's it going? welcome to the podcast
1 J-Bradley1 2017-12-12
Mortal Kumbath
....nothin'?
Car Crash
1 I-take-beast-shits 2017-12-12
This asshole is talking about the eagles and plugging a gig in NYC in the same sentence.
You fucking idiot, that's the equivalent of defending Israel while plugging a gig in Palestine. Eagles fans hate NY and vice versa.
Out of touch asshole.
1 deep_legal_shit 2017-12-12
what the fuck
1 Kalikhead 2017-12-12
I still don’t know this guy is.
And from everyone else’s comments I don’t want to either.
1 ghenghisJawn 2017-12-12
Finally! Fuck that dude!
1 FrankieBianchi 2017-12-12
1 retweet, 6 likes
and he was mad about this sub giving him attention
1 RoosterBrains 2017-12-12
5 hours later and it's all the way up to 7 likes
1 stinksskc 2017-12-12
also its not even close to cold enough to be wearing that stupid thing
1 RSC-Tuff 2017-12-12
It's never cold enough for that stupid thing.
1 DerpalSherpa 2017-12-12
Bore-pion wins.... ROAST-MEEEEE!
1 i_saw_nothing 2017-12-12
Worst Vos-roll ever.
1 ASUSPC 2017-12-12
Ninja Gayden
1 deep_legal_shit 2017-12-12
porsalin why don't you just get a hotel together for a weekend and suck this thing out of each other already
1 Dagidugidai 2017-12-12
Yeah why not Scorpion Shit?
1 Yujiro_Hanma_ 2017-12-12
Get OVER HERE... And clean up bam's cream pie
1 Throwaway98709860 2017-12-12
How can i make him do a Hari-Kari?
1 Yaseetheo 2017-12-12
He likes to fight Boro. Ahhh boo.
1 jaws3d 2017-12-12
Joe is a housewife. His prime directive is to care for the kids and house while his wife works 40+ hours a week to provide. He’s on all the housewife medications, and he has a comedy hobby he thinks is a career and his wife plays along so he feels like he’s contributing. Sad!
1 Jungies 2017-12-12
I'm glad his wife left him a list of chores to do, pinned above the stove. I'd hate for him to be left to his own free will.
1 Carbonainducedcoma 2017-12-12
Bums me out this asshole’s an Eagles fan. Go birds!!!!!
1 Whydontulovemelynsi 2017-12-12
"My wife's boss has amazing season tickets but they both need to work overtime this weekend so it looks like ol' Joey Meatballs gets to go to the big game!"
1 giantbombing04 2017-12-12
Didn't click the link automaticly assume it's opie
1 HebrewSteve 2017-12-12
I want to say he has tweeted this exact pic out before for something else.
1 HebrewSteve 2017-12-12
Found that shit. https://twitter.com/TheJoeMatarese/media I hate this man.
1 Fagghouli 2017-12-12
More like Glacier am i right? Sam would laugh at this.
1 NormMcdongloads 2017-12-12
CS GO fuck your kids
1 porsalin 2017-12-12
CS GO see me at magoobys Jan 26th
1 MattressBoy 2017-12-12
Fifty bucks says Joe gets an eye job before he turns sixty.
1 PM_ME_YOUR_FEET- 2017-12-12
Noob saiHack
1 Peckas1 2017-12-12
Noob SaiBOOOO
1 Peckas1 2017-12-12
Metal Gear: Solid Hack
1 Humble_is_great 2017-12-12
Where’s all the tacky gineau decor in that kitchen?
1 AppleFan79 2017-12-12
Finish him ....
1 PdotThuggins 2017-12-12
His pupils are the size of dinner plates. Eat another Adderol you tweaker faggot.
1 pastorpotluck 2017-12-12
Lifeless eyes. Black eyes, like a doll's eyes...
1 sanfrancisco69er 2017-12-12
This is what it looks like when someone tries to think of a joke and fails