How in God's name is Artie still alive? I mean the world is just unfair.
1 2017-12-12 by MikeDieselKamehameha
He's severely overweight, is addicted to booze and heroin, and is a smoker, yet somehow he's managed to cheat death, it makes no sense at all to me. You know you've got some real serious problems when Anthony fucking Cumia of all people is ready to cut ties with you. I mean hes barely 50 years old and he looks like he's 65. He's really not that funny, and like Jim said on Jim and Sam today, the addict shit isn't funny and it's getting old fast.
6 comments
1 Toss__Pot 2017-12-12
Are you feeling a bit unwell? You know what to do...
1 RecycleWhenDoneRant 2017-12-12
Why is he dying at 50? Coke and Heroin.
Why is he still alive at 50? Coke and Heroin.
...______________ is a hellof a drug man..."
1 DegenerateLoony 2017-12-12
Artie is not funny on the AA show. He can die already for all I care.
1 goodnaturedchortles 2017-12-12
Say what you will about Artie but that mother fucker is made of iron. I'm actually impressed with how he's managed to stay alive.
1 Jungies 2017-12-12
Because all his health issues increase his probability of death, they don't guarantee it. There's always gonna be one guy who keeps flipping coins heads-up, long after everyone else is out of the game.
1 MikeDieselKamehameha 2017-12-12
I get that nothings a guarantee, but it's nothing short of stunning that he's not dead yet. 25 years of alcoholism, heroin addiction and obesity and hes still alive at 50? Hows that possible?