Say what you will but it was a great decision to hire Artie in order to pump up the numbahs. Anthony knew Artie is a trainwreck. I'm interested to see how this turns out...still not gonna subscribe, but I'm still interested nonetheless.

Yeah it's always a really good idea to hire a rotting corpse drug addict for a video show

He wasn't hired, he's the founder.

Weekend at Bernie's was a smash hit.

Then again, it was made 30 years ago. Too recent for Anthony to have seen

Weekdays with Burnouts

Be more funny

The soprano was only 20 years ago I call bullshit

Artie on twitter is better than Artie on compound.

Pretty sure Ant and Keith hired Artie knowing he'd die so Compound Media would have a plug in the New York Times for a day, like the spaghetti spics they are.

Keith'll tweet: "FIND ALL THREE COMPOUND MEDIA MENTIONS IN NYT, TMZ, AND DAILY NEWS. WINNER GETS A BUMPER STICKER. RIP ARTIE."

Wonder if they have a life insurance policy on him. That would be real greasy.

There’s no such thing as a very smart nigger.

What about that nigger who talks science and planets and shieet?

Yeah he sets the Newports and Popeyes down long enough to notice the constellations aren't accurate in movies. What a genius.

White man: Pluto is a planet Science Nigger: Pluto ain’t be no planet, massa

The best part about being broke and living in a shitty neighborhood is all the fucking Popeyes.

When they make the documentary about Artie’s life, the final days on “Compound Media” segment is going to look so sad & tragic.

"The comedian had a brief stint with disgraced shock jock Anthony Cumia on his platform called Compact Media."

CP media

Anthony Cumia's CP website

at that point it was clear that Artie hit rock bottom, the point of no return. Artie was practically dead.

It's like the movie Ed Wood, where Bela Lugosi ends up with one of the worst directors of all time.

I’m thinking more like Dana Plato doing softcore porn

God damn red letter media, obsessed with that movie

Lady Di will play Artie

Lady Di is probably healthier than Artie at this point

Oh no no no I’m not healthier than Arby Lange.

Arby Lange, I bet you just drink the heroin out of a garbage can.

Ayyy nayyy!

That Anthony Cumia: Portrait of a Serial Killer vid someone here made was pretty accurate

Especially once they reveal ArtH has been stealing poor Nana AntH’s pain pills and snorting them.

Poor Nana Cumia can barely wrap her arthritic willow tree fingers around a young jewish ladies peckah anymore

Any doc/biopic on Artie's life would be nothing but sad & tragic from start to finish.

"Near the end, Artie took a podcast gig with disgraced racist Long Island shock-jock Anthony Cumera to keep the heroin money coming. His addiction became part of the act..."

Cut to slow-mo muffled footage of Artie nodding and dabbing at his nose with "Hooolllleeee shit!" echoing in the background.

Artie's Compound Media days will probably be treated in similar fashion to how biographies approach Superman co-creator Joe Schuster secretly drawing fetish art to make ends meet.

Documentary must be in black and white or I am not watching.

Buscemi should play Ant.

Discount DVD has exclusive distribution rights to the Artie Lange story.

Discount DVD

Booooooooooooooooooo

His stance on net neutrality shows how uninvolved he is, It literally never occurred to him that his livelihood was in question before Sam mentioned it his last appearance. There's no way he's made a profit

Anthony HAS to be breaking even. There's no way he can take losses for this long. He just doesn't have that kind of cash.

We make fun of the studio, but I've been there and it clearly took serious money to build and run. He can't just keep going out of pocket for that shit. So somewhere, somehow they're at least covering the nut.

APREHLFAHLLLLLLLLS

ha ha ha holy fuck!

Damn u got ne. A+

Common mistake.

hey redbar

Everyone saw this coming. Everyone except Keith & Anthonty apparently.