What you are missing without a foreskin

0  2017-12-11 by David_Tosk

I was sitting here working and for some reason my foreskin had been dragged back and I touched my dick and it was very dry. For a second I thought of this godforsaken place (this sub) and I felt bad for you guys because this is what it must be like all the time.

So the thing is. All the nerveendings are just under the head. When that is not exposed all the time, it's naturally moist and insanely tender. Just how moist? Well, I've never ever heard of anyone using lotion to jerk off, until I saw it in US movies. Cause you don't need it.

Also it's were 90% of the good feelings come from. And if you shower once a day, it's perfectly clean.

So what I'm trying to say is, I pity you americans and your sexphobic forefathers that turned this mutilation into a tradition. Also it makes me feel good that thenigisup gets no enjoyment out of sex.

16 comments

1  Bams_seed 2017-12-11

I prefer uncut dick. More fun to play with

1  Toss__Pot 2017-12-11

1: once erect (which I would be, you sexy whore)... you can't tell if I'm cut or not.

2: If you like playing... I'd be keeping my manly pose, but struggling 'cus it's sensitive... but after once, I'll go for ages. just saying.

1  Bams_seed 2017-12-11

I would be able to tell. have you ever seen how scarred and ugly a cut one is

1  Toss__Pot 2017-12-11

I agree. Have you ever seen an uncut one? You might not know ... you couldn't tell with mine when I'm frisky.

1  Bams_seed 2017-12-11

I've seen plenty. I was married to one. Of course i would know you grab it and it glides

1  cormacMcCarthysWhore 2017-12-11

the only reason your cock is moist is because your foreskin traps moisture, the same way garbage juice collects at the bottom of a trashcan.

1  aRTie02150 2017-12-11

I never got the lotion either and I'm from the states. Dry dick ass muuuggs

1  gregorio_ilidivich 2017-12-11

https://www.reddit.com/r/opieandanthony/comments/7b0x1p/it_was_around_this_time_1956_that_the_usa/

1  cquigley666 2017-12-11

I'd like to circumcise you with my mouth and asshole. You can say goodbye to your precious foreskin.

1  TheDarkFezRises 2017-12-11

Good parents.

1  David_Tosk 2017-12-11

I just want to make you guys feel bad about your life

1  jaws3d 2017-12-11

Have fun in hell, anteater!

1  bhp6 2017-12-11

I'm not clipped though

1  herpacin 2017-12-11

The only reason circumcision became popular in the states is because of (((them))).

1  Throwaway98709860 2017-12-11

At least we don't have Muslims

1  enzo_trash 2017-12-11

pug dog cock checking in

1  Stud_beaner_69 2017-12-11

Don't try to justify your dickcheese to us. Do us a favor, grind glass, put it in your cock sleeve, Superglue that mugg and bang that shit with your fist on a hard surface