Jim has a friend in Dublin and "she" is going to take him sightseeing

74  2017-12-11 by schmuckOnWheels

Top o the morning to ya, suck on this Irish peckah

94 comments

Jim is going to kiss his Blarney Cock

What about the tour of the Guinness brewery? Idiot.

No no no, it's Blarney Rock, guys.

Blarney Bone

great cast, great flick

is she the same one that convinced him to start, 'going to the gem and eatin' bitter".

No no no she convinced him to go to the jam and eat buttah

There is nothing other than getting drunk to do in Dublin. Nothing.

What about the tour of the Guinness brewery, ya muhhhhhg?

Jim found something. Fucking men.

Nonsense, you can visit the Guinness brewery and not partake in the tasting.

Why the fuck would anyone do that?

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Because they been struggling with their addiction since 18 maaaan.

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Thats a tough one man

You can walk around in an old jail. And also eat some really shitty, overpriced food

The only sight he will be seeing is a cock headed straight for his gullet.

Seeing the sights of his anus.

She’s gonna take him to the leaning tower of peckah juice

That's in Italy you dunce.

Well, I enjoyed it

She's got a cock harder than a blarney stone

A couple of blarney stones across the nose

CHICK WITH A PECKAH tssssss

The luck of the Irish cock

The Suck of the Irish

He’s gonna kissing more than the Blarney Stone.

The Blarney Stones

Wait wait wait! Hold on! His asshole is Dublin as a pussy!!!

Yeah WAIT WAIT....he’s gonna need a CORK when he’s done!

Yeah sumpthin bout sayin a LIMERICK or sumpthin tss

"Tanks fer nuttin. '"

Four Leaf Peckaaaaaruuugggghh

Jimmy boy, the pipes, the pipes are calling.....

Maybe there is a 4 leaf clover chair he can flip over

I hope PReP isnt legal there and he gets detained

Shamrock? More like sham cock.

More like sham woman.

Hopefully the IRA has a vendetta against local chess museums.

Even the IRA weren't stupid enough to blow up stuff in the Republic. They confined their cowardly acts of murder to the six counties, mainland Britain and one one occasion vandalised Gibraltar by bleeding to death on it.

I wish I understood these references past "IRA"

I thought we were all Brits here.

well america was a british colony

Yeah, WAS!!!!

why are you following my posts? seems faggy

More like you've just been posting a bunch of lame shit here today worth responding to.
And I've been here all day because I'm unemployed

Shut up you fatty faggy fuck

Awwwww, baby booooooooyyy...

"Single Action Army" more like "Asshole Fag Cock"

England is a fag country.

Indeed it is

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The good men of 22 SAS shot dead a bunch of IRA members (some of them women) in an undercover operation in Gibraltar years ago. The terrorists turned out to be unarmed but how were the SAS guys to know? Better safe than sorry.

Over all though the IRA killed far more British troops than got killed by British troops which is of course a very good thing as all British troops are inbred filth who should be shot against a wall... And often were by brave patriots thank the good Catholic saints.

Where you from, friend?

My parents are from Belfast but I spent most of my life in Cork.

Ah.. touts fleeing reprisals, eh?

Why does it matter one was a skirt? You can't expect to be treated like soldiers in prison and civilians when engaged in military operations, can you?

It doesn't. That's the point. In the eyes of the lads from Hereford it's "I don't care if you can't open a jar. If you're planning on attacking British citizens in an act of terror, you're getting bullets pumped in you, bitch."

Fair enough. That goes for Brazilians trying to get a free tube ride too.

To be fair that guy looked more Arab than Brazilian. On the court transcript one of the undercover cops following him radioed in that the suspect had "Mongolian eyes." Guess the Met doesn't employ a lot of geography graduates.

They put like 9 bullets in his head. Slight overkill maybe but as far as the officers following him into the underground were concerned, he had a bomb vest strapped to him. Also it was a few days after the tube bombings. Tensions were high.

I was just chippin around. That was a massive failure of intelligence by a bunch of panicky petes and not the fault of the people who pulled the trigger.

IRA had a better civ/target ratio than the British army.

Amateurs

The Brits still have an Army?

Dumb Guinea-American here gents, please correct me if I'm wrong here, but didn't that IRA cell try blowing Gibraltar the fuck up - but an SAS troop caught them stalking the place out and executed them on the spot? The collective Irish Catholic cause threw a hissy fit because they were 'murdered'?

Yeah basically.

Wait...aren't you Irish?

Nope. English, with a bit of Scottish and German. Having said that, I got no problem with the Micks. Fun people, good for a drink and a laugh. This is just banter.

Here's some more banter mate https://youtu.be/oF1mHvJ3UcM

Ah, to be sure, the I. Ran. Away. were very brave setting of a trailer full of ANFO from a mile away behind the safety of the border, but every time it went toe to toe with the troops they lost so badly the SAS started taking them on with bows and arrows just to give them a chance!

Britain isn't "the mainland". Swivel eyed loons should read less of the Daily Mail.

Fuck. Isn't it? All relative I suppose.

Chloe Salpa?

Lol how many sugar babies does he have

They’re not babies, these are Sugarmen

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For the last time, young Rick and Morty fan, it's "pecka" and "chippa"

There is no H at the end of each word

Stop typing like a high estrogen, over affectionate 14 year old boy who's never been punched

That's something unusual to complain about. How does it relate to Rick and Morty and what's wrong with it? I'm almost done with the second season and so far it's a fun cartoon

I get it, you want to be like me, but you have to do it on your own. Make a name for yourself, don't try to attach yourself to my posts like a parasite. Being cool is something you have to earn

Yeah I don't get it either. Does anyone pronounce "Chippa" and "Chippah" differently? Is there a proper way to spell made up words?

He is an actual faggot (has admitted to sucking cock and taking it in the ass) who for some reason sees himself as the tells it like it is alpha male. He has no life and nothing to live for besides sucking cocks so he comes here for attention.

More words, try hard too cool for the room faggot.

you're a sick, crazy person with a clear drug problem.

You've got my number buddy

Just going to the gym and suckin' peckahs.

Jim, just stop...

I knew him and Lena Dunham would end up together.

It's hard to sight see with two waxed testicles on your eyes.

Jim must must feel like a real celebrity, having people speculate about his personal life

Hopefully the Irish Tenors from Yakov's Dinner Adventure are home that week.

Colleen Quinn

Gonna bend little Jimmy over a Guinness barrel and show him the fifty counties

JIM NORTON IS AN UNFUNNY FAGGOT.

There’s an Irish tranny who cams on Chaturbate

He's going to get T-cell blight.

I wish I understood these references past "IRA"

Yeah WAIT WAIT....he’s gonna need a CORK when he’s done!

IRA had a better civ/target ratio than the British army.

Dumb Guinea-American here gents, please correct me if I'm wrong here, but didn't that IRA cell try blowing Gibraltar the fuck up - but an SAS troop caught them stalking the place out and executed them on the spot? The collective Irish Catholic cause threw a hissy fit because they were 'murdered'?

Britain isn't "the mainland". Swivel eyed loons should read less of the Daily Mail.

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