I’m Pete Davidson’s dad, speaking to you from beyond the grave. Many people think I died in a terrorist attack. In reality I killed my self because my son is a gangly ass ostrich looking motherfucker. Nigga all skin and bones, no fat or muscle to speak of. Nigga looks like a skeleton wrapped in that wax paper that Ritz crackers come in. Anyway, peace.
Don't be taken in by this trickster, gang. After some quick googling, I've discovered that it is in fact quite unlikely for a deceased man to be internet posting from beyond the grave. Though his detailed knowledge regarding his son does give me pause....
16 comments
1 myshittogether 2017-12-11
Too edgy for me.
You’re an apologist for Islamic terrorism.
1 itsclivepeters 2017-12-11
Ok
1 TheRealJayOakerson 2017-12-11
(((islamic)))
1 chickenfan1 2017-12-11
http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/wwe_large/public/rd-talent/Bio/Iron_Sheik_bio.png
1 chickenfan1 2017-12-11
i turned off chippah when i saw that queer show up
1 dougfunny86 2017-12-11
sure ya did
1 Zazz_Lacker 2017-12-11
I’m Pete Davidson’s dad, speaking to you from beyond the grave. Many people think I died in a terrorist attack. In reality I killed my self because my son is a gangly ass ostrich looking motherfucker. Nigga all skin and bones, no fat or muscle to speak of. Nigga looks like a skeleton wrapped in that wax paper that Ritz crackers come in. Anyway, peace.
1 throwawawyy2 2017-12-11
Nigga look like a mascot for Samoan cocoa puffs
1 DeclanGunn 2017-12-11
Don't be taken in by this trickster, gang. After some quick googling, I've discovered that it is in fact quite unlikely for a deceased man to be internet posting from beyond the grave. Though his detailed knowledge regarding his son does give me pause....
1 NGJimmy 2017-12-11
What about the Ritz crackers?
1 Slippery_Slope_Guy 2017-12-11
I like Pete but you're right about his dumb ass dad.
1 Stud_beaner_69 2017-12-11
I thought this was just common knowledge
1 schmuckOnWheels 2017-12-11
I thought they told all the Jews to stay away from the WTC on 9/11. Guess he didn't get the memo
1 AppleFan79 2017-12-11
That was for JDF members in good standing only.
1 Phkna1 2017-12-11
They wanted to be rid of him. Unfortunately, they told him it was take your son to work day but he did not get the message
1 zenicaone 2017-12-11
he did not check hi jmail on time
1 Toughcrowdd 2017-12-11
Read that like Tommy Wiseau