Could someone please explain Jim's obsession with being shat upon ?

14  2017-12-10 by SpeckofCoppah

Thanks for your service and your esteemed knowledge.

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It's really gross and edgy, so he says he enjoys it so he can appear really gross and edgy

I don't get the scatology but let me explain to you what it is like to get fucked up the ass by a dude in make up. Jim Norton is a Sick Degenerate who's only comedy comes from his inner child's creation of amusing abuse victims that we all laugh at. I Hate him, I do I do. I'd much rather eat chicken nugget and then fuck my average but cute wife like Sam Roberts does. Sam is a real man!

Sadly your last part is pretty true. Sam’s wife is cute and he did pretty well for himself despite being a man-child.

"Let me explain what it's like to get fucked up the ass by a dude in make up"

You're either shannon tweed or ace frehley

Not sure if it is a fetish, submission, or denigration. Tell the patient to call my office tomorrow for an appointment.

Probably just escalation of taboo to keep getting him off. He’s seen hundreds of hookers, regular old fucking pussy can get old fast. So he moved on to anal, pissing, then shitting. Now he is apparently going after men with fake tits on camshows.

This rings pretty true. Keeps looking for a bigger high from more fucked up shit. Gotta wonder if hes jerked off to kiddy porn at some stage.

Worm is deathly afraid of someone looking through his hard drive, so its pretty likely.

Maybe he's got pictures of men fucking his pooper with shit going everywhere.

Jesus

I want to go on record and say Jim norton is probably a pedophile. If it came out i would not be suprised. He was molested and keeps hard drives in a safety deposit box. Hes a comic not an fbi agent why the fuck else would he do it?

The most damning piece of evidence though, and correct me if I'm wrong, he hasn't spontaneously denied being a pedophile on cable tv. Case closed.

Ps I am not a pedophile

I don't get it either, and im a degenerate fag

It must come from a submission fetish mixed with a lot of self loathing

I stick to piss myself, thank you very much

Piss I don't understand either. Could you explain ?
As you probably know, this sub is pretty open to any form of "indulgence into earthly pleasures".

the orgasmic relief that comes from taking a piss is universal

So you piss on someone or get pissed upon ?

both

But do you poo in the loo?

I met a girl once, end of story. jokes.

Nah nah, she would only make shy sounds on some group skype calls with a few of us who text-chatted, turns-out when we met, she really liked to be pissed-on, really got her going, my piss really stinks so I didn't like it... then I found out she was a Furry but she wouldn't let me piss on her labrador costume. She was ginger, so pissing on her seemed natural. Oh well.

It's probably not something he's actually done, but he makes the character known as Jim Norton "the sexual deviant" say that he does these things.

Probably never did it just something to say to “stand out”

I find that hard to believe, his description of the grain silo protruding from his mouth while he lay on his back masturbating was a little too vivid.

Well isn't it just because all addicts need to up their does to get high?

He's a gay retard. I hope that explanation helps

Ya know this one has legs I think

Its just nore bullshit act to seem shocking. Would've been a great schtick in the 40s or 50s its just sad and pathetic that he did it thru the late 90s up to this date. Such a talentless cunt.

He said he tried it once and immediately regretted it

Yeah after he shot a dribbly one.

Because he's a poop eater and likes to eat poop.

He's gross

It's gross to everyone involved but that's what really puts you over. Go over the shit edge and you'll shoot shit ropes.

It's gross to everyone involved but that's what really puts you over. Go over the shit edge and you'll shoot shit ropes.

WE HEARD YOU.

Thank you mister.

Jimmy yearns to feel the same humiliation and shame he felt when he was molested as a child. It's the main driving force in his life, the need to re-live the experience again and again.

He's tried to explain it as some bizarre form of intimacy. Like it's a women doing the absolute most private thing possible, and she's doing it on top of him. Never mind the fact that she's a complete stranger and is doing it so she doesn't lapse into a drug withdrawals...

I don't get most weird sexual stuff, especially things like paying a women for sex but "sex" not involving you having sex with them, but then torturing you or doing weird shit to YOU. Why the fuck would anyone ask or pay for that? Some people just like weird shit.

He think it’s funny and shocking when in reality no one gives a shit

Maybe he's got pictures of men fucking his pooper with shit going everywhere.

I find that hard to believe, his description of the grain silo protruding from his mouth while he lay on his back masturbating was a little too vivid.