I'd have loved to have been a fly on the wall after Ant told his poker story. Just have this image of smashed Greggshells, and saying "Dude! What the fuck are you doing talking to that fucking guy?! We're in a fuckin' war here! I'm taking shots!"
I liked Jimmy saying something like, "Yeah, Opie can go on the show now, or go have a grapefruit beer with him and 'figure things out' like the equals they are. He hasn't thought about any of us in a decade, he's a fucking billionaire."
Howard starred in a blockbuster movie about his life twenty years ago, and has stayed in the spotlight since. Opie films retarded people on youtube while pretending to be a good hearted person.
The Howard hate was embarrassing in like 2005...what the fuck is he doing? He's coming off like a bitter woman who was dumped years ago but still brings it up at any given chance. It's so fucking cringe.
'My name is Gregg and I am 54 and a half years old. This is my book. I like boats because I go really fast and it makes me laugh. My favourite colour is blue because it looks nice.'
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He strolls in late, with an uninvited guest, wearing sunglasses, hijacks the conversation because he "knows radio" starts steamrolling and interrupting people to steer the flow of the show. Everytime he stumbles on his words or finishes a point, someone else tries to chime in, but that just makes him rev up and start talking louder and faster than you. If you persist, he'll yell at you to "hold on"
Then he'll criticize your format, or the studio, or a rule you have to follow, because he knows better. Then he finally leaves, taking all the energy out of the room when he leaves, because that's how parasites subsist.
Hilarious. There’s not a chance in Hell it would ever happen, but if Stern did invite Tits on, he would be there without question, and he would kiss Howard’s ass up one side and down the other, talking about how they always respected each other, but had to keep the big going.
Of course, Howard will never have Opie on. Why would he? Opie wouldn’t even be entertaining as a homeless freak, which I’m sure he will be soon.
He caved instantly when that Sex in the City girl called in and gave them shit. The only spit involved in that studio would be the puddle of drool between his cans while Stern makes him step on a scale and ride the sybian. Well, if it was 2008.
Opie would never directly confront Howard on the air. Deep down, he knows he would get destroyed. Stern may be a faggot shell of his former self, but he's still many times funnier and more intelligent than Opie. Also, by any objective standard, Stern has handled this "rivalry" like an adult, while Opie has repeatedly stalked the man at work and is consumed by his existence on social media.
Opie just needs a supervillain in his life so that his misfortunes are not the result of his own actions. Stern will always be the boogeyman, and it's why he'll never make any real progress. LOL
Wasn't he also intentionally buying a home in the same area Howard did and "accidentally" running into Beth at the park and Robin at the gym? He has fucking nothing in his life.
Can you imagine the level of hypocrisy this dunce would've had if Howard had gone after his waterhead daughter like Greggshells did with his daughter ODing?
Howard starred in a blockbuster movie about his life twenty years ago, and has stayed in the spotlight since. Opie films retarded people on youtube while pretending to be a good hearted person.
He strolls in late, with an uninvited guest, wearing sunglasses, hijacks the conversation because he "knows radio" starts steamrolling and interrupting people to steer the flow of the show. Everytime he stumbles on his words or finishes a point, someone else tries to chime in, but that just makes him rev up and start talking louder and faster than you. If you persist, he'll yell at you to "hold on"
Then he'll criticize your format, or the studio, or a rule you have to follow, because he knows better. Then he finally leaves, taking all the energy out of the room when he leaves, because that's how parasites subsist.
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1 fawwkyeah 2017-12-10
Completely autistic
His Howard hatred looks even sillier now that Ant and Jim confirmed they never gave a fuck
1 OpiesMammogramResult 2017-12-10
I'd have loved to have been a fly on the wall after Ant told his poker story. Just have this image of smashed Greggshells, and saying "Dude! What the fuck are you doing talking to that fucking guy?! We're in a fuckin' war here! I'm taking shots!"
1 dropngo 2017-12-10
I could see Opie claiming PTSD caused by his battle with Howard.
1 Canadia86 2017-12-10
Anthony was actually on the Stern show a long time ago. He was in some contest iirc
1 LetsPlayMonsterRain 2017-12-10
Your ideas are intriguing to me and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter!
1 Canadia86 2017-12-10
Follow me on Pornhub
1 lolercakesmcgee 2017-12-10
Do you mean the 41 year old skater punk rock-turned electrobeat whiz known as Troy Quan?
1 Canadia86 2017-12-10
I unno, do I?
1 lolercakesmcgee 2017-12-10
Because Troy was on Stern with his band maaaan. Back when Troy was edgy.
1 RvrRchn1 2017-12-10
I think it was for best Jackie The Jokeman impression.
1 EastSideDan 2017-12-10
Anthony seemed to give a fuck when he kept ranting and raving about it.
1 BeerCanThick 2017-12-10
I liked Jimmy saying something like, "Yeah, Opie can go on the show now, or go have a grapefruit beer with him and 'figure things out' like the equals they are. He hasn't thought about any of us in a decade, he's a fucking billionaire."
1 breadmoccasin 2017-12-10
Howard starred in a blockbuster movie about his life twenty years ago, and has stayed in the spotlight since. Opie films retarded people on youtube while pretending to be a good hearted person.
1 Andkcojskaosncicoanw 2017-12-10
I ain't seen no videos of Howard fishing. Or making sand art. Opie is a genius and one day eople will realize
1 deepdarkz 2017-12-10
Who's eople?
1 ReDMeridiaN 2017-12-10
Eople a re Opie fans. Not quite people.
1 ChrisBenoit_Daycare 2017-12-10
So Opie has black fans?
1 Andkcojskaosncicoanw 2017-12-10
It doesn't say one day niggers will realize. It say eople
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-12-10
it say? nigger
1 Bluesmoky 2017-12-10
This is embarrassing even by his standards.
1 shimshammcgraw 2017-12-10
He's been doubling down for years, I didn't know it was possible to look like such a cunt.
1 3stepsbackward 2017-12-10
This sounds quite sexual.
1 Pr0gNuT 2017-12-10
The Howard hate was embarrassing in like 2005...what the fuck is he doing? He's coming off like a bitter woman who was dumped years ago but still brings it up at any given chance. It's so fucking cringe.
1 throwawaymanthrows 2017-12-10
The title of the (unreadable) Opie biography would be "Chasing Howard: One Shock Jock's quest to dethrone the King."
1 866-Ron-0-Fez 2017-12-10
'My name is Gregg and I am 54 and a half years old. This is my book. I like boats because I go really fast and it makes me laugh. My favourite colour is blue because it looks nice.'
It writes itself really.
1 throwawawyy2 2017-12-10
Im now going to let a guest writet write something. Snowaayy in michigan youre on the pen
1 Dawgsie 2017-12-10
Ah, unwarranted bitterness.
It’s delicious.
1 fyisah 2017-12-10
Edgy!! What will he say next?!
1 _barnacle_ 2017-12-10
Would that get his phone wet?
1 Yaseetheo 2017-12-10
To be fair he did go after his dead father... oh wait no he didn't.
1 enzo_trash 2017-12-10
Howard is like super man
Opie is his Bizaro counterpart
peckas
1 jim_thoms 2017-12-10
For what? Does this fucking retard think Stern somehow had a part in seeing to it that he was fired?
Also, fawkin' buried that cocksucka. I'd go in there and shoot him with a fawkin' bazooka n' shit. Dvv dvv
1 ObsessiveMuso 2017-12-10
No, but remember he was trying to make it look like they were locked into an intense war for a while there, so he would just lie to himself until he was convinced the firing stemmed from that.
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1 The_Sharpie_Is_Black 2017-12-10
howard never had to wipe baby shit on his lips
1 throwawawyy2 2017-12-10
He probably got some on his face during his day job of delivering babies
1 TheRealJayOakerson 2017-12-10
Ha!
He's a stork.
1 throwawawyy2 2017-12-10
Glad you got I was worried I wasn't wordy enough
1 RBuddCumia 2017-12-10
This sounds like something Bobo would say.
1 prdctplcmnt 2017-12-10
If I hosted a radio show, I probably wouldn't invite Opie on
1 rahtin 2017-12-10
He strolls in late, with an uninvited guest, wearing sunglasses, hijacks the conversation because he "knows radio" starts steamrolling and interrupting people to steer the flow of the show. Everytime he stumbles on his words or finishes a point, someone else tries to chime in, but that just makes him rev up and start talking louder and faster than you. If you persist, he'll yell at you to "hold on"
Then he'll criticize your format, or the studio, or a rule you have to follow, because he knows better. Then he finally leaves, taking all the energy out of the room when he leaves, because that's how parasites subsist.
1 DickPunchOpie 2017-12-10
He'll also make things (really uncomfortable)[https://youtu.be/RIqY-58_QOw] because he needs people to lie and say that he's liked.
1 Lyle_D_Chipperson 2017-12-10
For all the people he has blocked he sure has a lot of people that dislike him and can still comment on his page
1 blackirishlad 2017-12-10
It's a well that never runs dry.
1 bluedhift 2017-12-10
R/madlads
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1 PretzlKing 2017-12-10
Hilarious. There’s not a chance in Hell it would ever happen, but if Stern did invite Tits on, he would be there without question, and he would kiss Howard’s ass up one side and down the other, talking about how they always respected each other, but had to keep the big going.
Of course, Howard will never have Opie on. Why would he? Opie wouldn’t even be entertaining as a homeless freak, which I’m sure he will be soon.
1 DickPunchOpie 2017-12-10
He caved instantly when that Sex in the City girl called in and gave them shit. The only spit involved in that studio would be the puddle of drool between his cans while Stern makes him step on a scale and ride the sybian. Well, if it was 2008.
1 fokm 2017-12-10
Seems like he deleted he tweet. What did ME: say?
1 bobbacklund 2017-12-10
Something about if Howard invited him on he would go so he could spit in his face.
1 boogsuge 2017-12-10
Lol whata fag
1 Slack_Irritant 2017-12-10
What did it say? He deleted it.
1 fiffy_tiffy 2017-12-10
Something about felching with other middle aged men, and how he can't get enough of it.
1 harriswill 2017-12-10
Why did we ban the Twitter bot it was practically invented for Opie
1 Nulltor 2017-12-10
Better than haiku
faggot shit aids cunt bot
moist towelette nigger
1 _Character_Assassin_ 2017-12-10
someone asked him if he would go on Howards show and he said To spit on his face...or something fawkin cool like that
1 thelittlewizardboy 2017-12-10
Opie would never directly confront Howard on the air. Deep down, he knows he would get destroyed. Stern may be a faggot shell of his former self, but he's still many times funnier and more intelligent than Opie. Also, by any objective standard, Stern has handled this "rivalry" like an adult, while Opie has repeatedly stalked the man at work and is consumed by his existence on social media.
Opie just needs a supervillain in his life so that his misfortunes are not the result of his own actions. Stern will always be the boogeyman, and it's why he'll never make any real progress. LOL
1 FaggotBannedKeith 2017-12-10
Wasn't he also intentionally buying a home in the same area Howard did and "accidentally" running into Beth at the park and Robin at the gym? He has fucking nothing in his life.
1 thelittlewizardboy 2017-12-10
I have no idea, but it sounds like Opie and paints him poorly, so...yes, that's exactly what happened.
1 Bazampi 2017-12-10
what was the tweet?
1 PSU19420 2017-12-10
Video of him doing a David Carradine impression but the rope broke.
1 RoccoNunzio 2017-12-10
I can't wait till his kids read this sub someday.
1 goodnaturedchortles 2017-12-10
Greggory deleted the tweet. What did he say?
1 PaintedPicture 2017-12-10
What was the tweet? He deleted it
1 FaggotBannedKeith 2017-12-10
Can you imagine the level of hypocrisy this dunce would've had if Howard had gone after his waterhead daughter like Greggshells did with his daughter ODing?
1 NJPoster 2017-12-10
Opie was good at attacking Howard on the show, but O&A were Howard ripoffs. Howard was a douchebag for putting the gag-order on them.
1 omfgdommy 2017-12-10
what if howard had him on and just read this sub for 4 hours? is he still on for 4 hours a day?
1 ojabrone 2017-12-10
deleted it as if anyone gives a fuck
1 Nezlo_Nuke_Em 2017-12-10
Whatd it say the faggot deleted it. You know it must have been douchey and awful if this tit having, self awareness lacking, dolt deleted it.
1 DeafandMutePenguin 2017-12-10
I wonder what he would do if we all reported his twitter and had his account taken away.
1 Canadia86 2017-12-10
I unno, do I?
1 breadmoccasin 2017-12-10
Howard starred in a blockbuster movie about his life twenty years ago, and has stayed in the spotlight since. Opie films retarded people on youtube while pretending to be a good hearted person.
1 bobbacklund 2017-12-10
Something about if Howard invited him on he would go so he could spit in his face.
1 rahtin 2017-12-10
He strolls in late, with an uninvited guest, wearing sunglasses, hijacks the conversation because he "knows radio" starts steamrolling and interrupting people to steer the flow of the show. Everytime he stumbles on his words or finishes a point, someone else tries to chime in, but that just makes him rev up and start talking louder and faster than you. If you persist, he'll yell at you to "hold on"
Then he'll criticize your format, or the studio, or a rule you have to follow, because he knows better. Then he finally leaves, taking all the energy out of the room when he leaves, because that's how parasites subsist.