This unfunny human skidmark hangs onto the comedy scene like a axe body spray covered skintag. Even his name is as bland as one-ply shit tickets. Fuck Dave smith. Dave smith fucking sucks.
"It's literally insane that we pay taxes. Like, it makes no sense. Why are we okay with having money taken out of our wallets just because someone tells us we have to. Like, there are lots of ways I'd like to spend that money. Why does someone else get to decide how to spend my money?" -Idiot who rides public transportation
"I need a license to drive? What's even the point of that? Like, does it make you safer if other people have a license to drive their cars?" - Man whose questions are easily answered
My brother is a Dave Smith type and he tried to argue against the government using tax dollars to take care of orphans because it's not their job and the greater social fabric will take care of any child that doesn't have a parent or guardian. It's the same type of idiot that literally benefited from the affordable care act but will say the governments holding a gun to his head.
Uh how about you like read a a book by uh Rand, or some old guy uhhhh whats his name. You know that guy Murray Rothberg yah him! My entire crew has the combined self-awareness of Kathy Griffin.
You cant even rip on a guy whos thay big of a fucking fag, he wont comprehend it. Thinking that is acceptable is just too big of a problem. Deep seeded faggotry
I'm a lolatarian,we don't need roads,no government fi;res will just burn themselves out. maybe we need the government to intervene when a gay man's delusion makes moves on my girlfriend,but other than that...
63 comments
1 IfIMayBeSoBoldSir 2017-12-10
This is my kinda post.
1 Guinness525 2017-12-10
Grrr...
1 goo-gobbler 2017-12-10
ugh.
1 retromingent_cunt 2017-12-10
This unfunny human skidmark hangs onto the comedy scene like a axe body spray covered skintag. Even his name is as bland as one-ply shit tickets. Fuck Dave smith. Dave smith fucking sucks.
1 ShittyShittyShitdick 2017-12-10
I'm not sure what you mean by a lot of that, but I agree wholeheartedly.
1 sldsnak04 2017-12-10
Almost as pretentious as the person he ois mocking.
1 fawwkyeah 2017-12-10
Dude did you ever think of like, suppose we like, had, like, no taxes bro seriously
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-12-10
Taxation is like, theft. You know?
1 wicked_crayfish 2017-12-10
What does Travis have to do with this?
1 SibHashian13 2017-12-10
He probably doesn't even make enough money to pay taxes
1 Peckahnator 2017-12-10
whoa
1 apalehorse 2017-12-10
"It's literally insane that we pay taxes. Like, it makes no sense. Why are we okay with having money taken out of our wallets just because someone tells us we have to. Like, there are lots of ways I'd like to spend that money. Why does someone else get to decide how to spend my money?" -Idiot who rides public transportation
1 BurntChrysler 2017-12-10
And if you don’t, like, pay these ridiculous illegal taxes, the government will LITERALLY put you in a cage.
1 apalehorse 2017-12-10
"I need a license to drive? What's even the point of that? Like, does it make you safer if other people have a license to drive their cars?" - Man whose questions are easily answered
1 TriangleDimes 2017-12-10
You're using an ironic tone but the thing you're saying is true.
1 TakesTheWrongSideGuy 2017-12-10
My brother is a Dave Smith type and he tried to argue against the government using tax dollars to take care of orphans because it's not their job and the greater social fabric will take care of any child that doesn't have a parent or guardian. It's the same type of idiot that literally benefited from the affordable care act but will say the governments holding a gun to his head.
These libertarians are dumb.
1 Mcchiseslizzy 2017-12-10
https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/7ix87h/outspoken_antinwo_comedian_artie_lange_being/?st=JB1BSY0N&sh=2328e2f4
1 Stud_beaner_69 2017-12-10
Ever since jim called Dave "background noise", that's all I here when I listen to LOS. He really is just background noise on that show
1 RoccoNunzio 2017-12-10
Agree. I just see jew lips moving. I don't even hear what he's saying.
1 TriangleDimes 2017-12-10
Hey now, he repeats everything Louis says in s ridiculous voice. That has to be worth something.
1 ShittyShittyShitdick 2017-12-10
Luis*, but yes, he thinks that is incredibly funny.
1 wicked_crayfish 2017-12-10
Louis works too.
1 ShittyShittyShitdick 2017-12-10
Louis doesn't even know who Dave "Background Noise" Smithowitz is.
1 Lilcumia 2017-12-10
Cartman impression
1 yungfella 2017-12-10
Honestly his Luis voice is the only thing I've ever found funny. If it weren't for Luis, I'd have no love at all for LoS.
1 PHDinSounding 2017-12-10
I remember someone referred to him as 'a tough street kid from brooklyn' . i forget who it was maybe early LOS episode or something.
1 tommy_james 2017-12-10
I think that episode might be called “Street Kids”and Norton was the guest.
1 PHDinSounding 2017-12-10
Now thats irony for you
1 commissarjb 2017-12-10
This guy's a problem.
1 basedmattnigga7 2017-12-10
It’s also faggotry that I can’t download said podcast because they limit you to the last 10. What a crock of shit. Edgelord fucks
1 axeheadroad 2017-12-10
"I grew up on the streets and was raised by my parents"
1 eastriverdriveII 2017-12-10
yeshiva bucha
1 doodoopeepees 2017-12-10
Uh how about you like read a a book by uh Rand, or some old guy uhhhh whats his name. You know that guy Murray Rothberg yah him! My entire crew has the combined self-awareness of Kathy Griffin.
1 deep_legal_shit 2017-12-10
Chip is unfunny cringe bullshit
1 Single_Action_Army 2017-12-10
Yeah??? YOU ARE!!!!
1 tommy_james 2017-12-10
That’s the joke, dummy.
1 mightyqueef 2017-12-10
Thanks, cuz! You just reminded me to watch tonight's episode. Word em up
1 deep_legal_shit 2017-12-10
fag
1 mightyqueef 2017-12-10
Hipster bitch
1 SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2017-12-10
Dude man, like laws are prisons.
1 i_dont_give_a_care 2017-12-10
Cool. Same post again.
1 RoccoNunzio 2017-12-10
"I'm a Libertarian Comedian"
1 GableXX 2017-12-10
free market laissez-faire lmao
1 Toss__Pot 2017-12-10
1 _snoop_ 2017-12-10
May your ovens always be warm and your showers always be full.
1 3stepsbackward 2017-12-10
I bet this douche read Atlas Shrugged in high school and thought he was an intellectual.
1 conchopeterpumper 2017-12-10
You’d be wrong
1 Bougiegan 2017-12-10
slowly puts sunglasses on
You cant even rip on a guy whos thay big of a fucking fag, he wont comprehend it. Thinking that is acceptable is just too big of a problem. Deep seeded faggotry
1 FuckShitFart 2017-12-10
love to know what his financial safety net is (rich parents or relatives?) These comics act like people don't know what things cost
1 BergStonewall 2017-12-10
Do you guys think Lauren’s a good lay?
1 buzzkill_ed 2017-12-10
If you were a good lay would you settle for Dave Smith?
1 BergStonewall 2017-12-10
Nooo...
1 patricksweeney1996 2017-12-10
The Chip cuck
1 That70smoke 2017-12-10
Does it make me racist that his smug face doesn't near annoy me in the way kumail nanjiani's face does?
1 opestersmammarydrip 2017-12-10
Not at all. In fact, it makes you a great person.
1 cumcumcumcumcumcumcm 2017-12-10
The market will ensure that everyone will literally be holding their sides.
1 MSteve1232000 2017-12-10
Libertarianism is boring and for high schoolers.
1 SGFTI 2017-12-10
This place really is an effortless karma farm.
1 GraveJ 2017-12-10
If we upvote this image enough, it will be the top result when people Google 'faggot'.
1 karmacompanion 2017-12-10
Lauren pulverised his balls with her chin.
1 omfgdommy 2017-12-10
im wondering how long it will take soder to figure out that he has an anchor around his neck hanging out with these fucking bores.
1 The_Sharpie_Is_Black 2017-12-10
The year is 2025.
"And if you haven't seen it yet, check out my special libertas!"
1 bracchulis 2017-12-10
hate to be this guy but can someone link me to video/audio of him trashing lil Jimmy? because I couldn't find it through my subpar googling skills
1 Sthenine 2017-12-10
I'm a lolatarian,we don't need roads,no government fi;res will just burn themselves out. maybe we need the government to intervene when a gay man's delusion makes moves on my girlfriend,but other than that...
1 humanmeat 2017-12-10
this sub has lowest effort to karma ratio
1 PHDinSounding 2017-12-10
Now thats irony for you
1 commissarjb 2017-12-10
This guy's a problem.