Joe Rogan is a short faggot

92  2017-12-10 by Spurs_Up

34 comments

You probably aren't even as weak as you think. Try to build some self-esteem buddy.

Joe Rogan in an unfunny drugged out hack philosofer that preach selflessness and altruistic empathy even though his monkeybrain and ego is no where near able to allow him to act out those ideas, especially not now with the roids also!

Okay little guy!

You have asserted your dominance. I am now attracted to you.

Jaime, get me up.

That's Brad Williams, dumbass.

Not until he does something about Crispr.

He'll definitely make himself 10 feet tall as soon as he can.

This is lamer than anything on JoeRogan2. For a bunch of faggots who hate identity politics and virtue signaling it certainly is your favorite circlejerk around here.

Ugh people like you ruin the /r/JoeRogan with YOUR virtue signaling bullshit and faggotry. Please explain how this post is virtue signaling anything. Do you even know what that means or just repeating stuff daddy Joe says?

It's virtue signaling hating Rogan, you dunce. It's just funny how the people who supposedly hate him are the ones who never shut up about him. Anyone in this subreddit posting warmed over memes from joerogan2 isnt any better than someone talking about what an amazing inspirational force Joe Rogan and his magical alpha brain is. Two sides of the same retarded coin. Watch it or dont but either way shut up already.

Yeah you obviously don't understand the term virtue signaling you moron.

And it's a fucking joke/meme, stop sucking his dick for a second and laugh at something. I love Rogan but constantly shit on him because I'm not a huge faggot who can take jokes. You're trying to be all proud and defend Joe - no one cares man.

That guy is something I've come accross on the internets.

Where you can't tell if it's a Troll or Angry guy. Problem is he's either too dumb to believed to be angry, yet alternatively too bad at sarcasm to be a troll.

These people are a conundrum.

Apparently hating Joe Rogan is now somehow a virtue.

Holy shit you're dumb.

...25 years ago, you'd need a laberninth FULL of computers--a fuckton of silicone--to have the power of the iPhone I use to get on Grindr.

(weed bronchitis cough)

You know, In the everglades, they have giant pythons that EAT alligators? Jamie, pull up that video...

Excellent. I can't believe somebody hasn't cashed in on a decent JRE impression yet. So much fodder to work with.

"laberninth" Spot on.

What about a labertenth?

wat about a labertenth er sumthin

Chronchitus

Tsssk fawk ya. Marijuanitis or sumtin..

"Are you sure ghetto means isolated group Dr. Saad, I thought it always meant dodgy? Jamie pull that up"

Meisha Tate might be the hottest female fighter out there: https://youtu.be/2pTWu_XBNyM?t=14

She's definitely one of them. Also check out Michelle Waterson, Mackenzie Dern, and Paige VanZant.

Karolina K and Felice Herrig also deserve honorable mention.

I am pretty sure that waterson lady got one of those lasagna belly, she never show her belly in any of the photo shot and she wears shirts in the ring

Rachel ostovich all the way fuck you

Not MMA, but Kaori Icho is pretty cute.

Roxanne is my favourite, that cutie.

Has he seen this? I think Rogan would laugh his ass off at it.

It's hilarious listening to Joe say a) really dumb things or b) the way he contradicts himself. For instance, he'll talk about how stupid women are for spending thousands or hundreds on leather bags. Then he goes on to talk about his dumb pool sticks made of ivory that are worth 10 or 20 grand.

He'll also lambast every single person in the world who takes anti-depressants, etc. just needs to exercise and doesn't really need it, then later says everyone just needs a handful of mushrooms and some weed. Yeah, that's what we need, people to stop taking anti-psychotics and taking psychedelics.

It may work for a small amount of people, but saying things like that on a platform to millions of people is highly irresponsible and uninformed.

caring intensely about Joe Rogan is beyond pathetic

If he looked at Meisha he would have had to submit his resume. It is now illegal to be a man with a pulse.

He literally makes millions for being a short faggot. Why would he stop?

Yeah you obviously don't understand the term virtue signaling you moron.

And it's a fucking joke/meme, stop sucking his dick for a second and laugh at something. I love Rogan but constantly shit on him because I'm not a huge faggot who can take jokes. You're trying to be all proud and defend Joe - no one cares man.

Holy shit you're dumb.