r/opieandanthony: This is just sad. I know Jim's album was terrible but dude doesn't deserve this.

it's a fair question my wife has Leukemia and i don't go to her appointments with her. not because i don't want to. But because she doesn't want me there.

1 deep_legal_shit 2017-12-10

she doesn't have leukemia. she's fucking the doctor.

1 Single_Action_Army 2017-12-10

Taking that unclipped 50 year old dick from Rashid in radiology.

1 deyterkyerjerb 2017-12-10

Dude I wish, she's fuckin hot.

1 DOPIEandSTANLEY 2017-12-10

Post pics of your dying wife please

1 deyterkyerjerb 2017-12-10

no not her. Her fresh outta Uni tiny asian Dr. She so cute.

1 JMueller2012 2017-12-10

Can you still post pics of your wife?

1 Anarox 2017-12-10

ya know Dr Chen, if your estimates are correct in single I'm 1-4 years, just putting that out there. I always had a thing for tiny Asians

1 deyterkyerjerb 2017-12-10

Stay outta my head

1 Dennyislife 2017-12-10

What a way to find out...

1 LarryKleist711 2017-12-10

Jim is a fucking idiot and a faggot. I want to punch him and Sam in their stupid fucking faces.

1 Opesterino 2017-12-10

jesus christ. I dont even think I could deal with such even if I had a family. I rest easier knowing if I ever had anything serious like that I can pull the trigger and end it as peacefully as possible.

The hell this man and others are dealing with.. I wouldn't wish it on any one except sam roberts.

1 cheddarrooster 2017-12-10

Yeah, i tapped out of the clip as soon as i saw roberts never ending forhead. Fucking christ.

1 deep_legal_shit 2017-12-10

they should have some promo where the winner gets a chance to beat him up with their fists

1 Lyle_D_Chipperson 2017-12-10

That interview was really sad. I actually gained some respect for him during his appearance, he seems like a genuinely good guy who has done a lot for his family

1 thatRookie 2017-12-10

Jim Breuer is by every single solitary sense of the definition, a good egg.

Sure, we all douche it up sometimes, but at the very least he had the balls to hit record first and subsequently share it with the world. That doesn't disqualify the man from sympathy. He legitimately deserves better.

1 Single_Action_Army 2017-12-10

We're gonna totally hate him again next thread, aren't we?

1 winkleham 2017-12-10

Hopefully.

1 parrotpeople 2017-12-10

Gooddamn right we are. His premises are weak and he flubbed a line 2 years ago!

1 chomp-chomp-chump 2017-12-10

No one deserves anything.

1 SirWallaceII 2017-12-10

I always liked the guy. When I was a kid I loved him on snl and in half baked. He has a positive energy around him I find soothing.

I hold my pecker in respect for him.

1 Single_Action_Army 2017-12-10

I hold your peckah in respect for him too.

1 racemic_mixture 2017-12-10

For a brief one year period when all of my friends and I were getting into the mary jane for the first time he and Chappelle were gods to us.

1 Flangirlamt 2017-12-10

Damn, that sucks. He seems like he has as good of an attitude as you can about something like that.

Remembering this moment might cheer everybody up.

1 Opesterino 2017-12-10

Yes, that clip cheered me right up. fucking father doris

1 enzo_trash 2017-12-10

Jim Bruer is easily one of the best story teller in the O&A universe

1 TheMidnight_Rider 2017-12-10

His stories are unbelievably annoying, exaggerated an three times too long.

1 enzo_trash 2017-12-10

In what way? you just described a story

1 The_Sharpie_Is_Black 2017-12-10

I never wanted to see the camera swap to Jim norton looking down at his cell phone more than this moment

1 spaghetti-in-pockets 2017-12-10

Did that happen? I didn't see it

1 DOPIEandSTANLEY 2017-12-10

Blink and you'll miss it

1 spaghetti-in-pockets 2017-12-10

Jesus.

1 Toss__Pot 2017-12-10

Thanks buzzkill, Breuer seems like a good guy now.

Maybe his dad-rock might get better now.

1 spaghetti-in-pockets 2017-12-10

It can't get any worse.

1 billburriscuck0ld 2017-12-10

Sam actually used the phrase, "smarten her up," which is wrestling lingo, in the context of a biopsy result and its significance to a prognosis of terminal cancer: https://youtu.be/b4WZaJegwes?t=9m40s

1 LevStrauss 2017-12-10

You are right. She doesn't deserve to get terminal cancers because his album was shitty. Jim should've been the one with the cancer. Couldn't agree more.

1 ManiacalChrisBenoit 2017-12-10

You get it

1 billburriscuck0ld 2017-12-10

Sam actually used the phrase, "smarten her up," which is wrestling lingo, in the context of a biopsy result and its significance to a prognosis of terminal cancer: https://youtu.be/b4WZaJegwes?t=9m40s

At least he had enough restraint to not say something about "laying the smackdown" on it.

1 ScorchIsMyHero 2017-12-10

at least now he can rock out in his garage without anyone bothering him

1 billburriscuck0ld 2017-12-10

Sam actually used the phrase, "smarten her up," which is wrestling lingo, in the context of a biopsy result and its significance to a prognosis of terminal cancer: https://youtu.be/b4WZaJegwes?t=9m40s

At least he had enough restraint to not say something about "laying the smackdown" on her cancer, or likening her experience to a Hell in a Cell match.

1 Lilcumia 2017-12-10

It's black lingo

1 billburriscuck0ld 2017-12-10

http://grantland.com/features/grantland-dictionary-pro-wrestling-edition/

smarten up (v.) — To reveal wrestling to someone, either as revealing the fakery of the enterprise to an unknowing fan or revealing its trade secrets to a young wrestler.

1 Lilcumia 2017-12-10

I did my googles and it doesn't mention wrestling. Plus one of that sites wrestling lingo is BAW GAWD. I heard Jay-Z say it but you may be right.

1 Anarox 2017-12-10

He has to choose a race first, so many options

1 VicDumb 2017-12-10

I feel like Opie would've been trying get those recordings from him so he could play and exploit them on the show.

1 BergStonewall 2017-12-10

Gotta steer the ship

1 Nezlo_Nuke_Em 2017-12-10

Without a doubt. He also would have pressed it until Breuer cried because that's Fawkin great fawkin radio Mahhhhn

1 holodog 2017-12-10

I bet she feels dumb for going to all those Christian music festivals now

1 HookerMouth82 2017-12-10

Where is her God now?

1 ManiacalChrisBenoit 2017-12-10

I can’t see it, but I imagine you are tipping that fedora as hard as you can.

1 HookerMouth82 2017-12-10

I'm Muslim.

1 Anarox 2017-12-10

Tipping the fez

1 HookerMouth82 2017-12-10

*tips suicide vest*

1 Anarox 2017-12-10

Tips gays off rooftops

1 StinkyBickGilgore 2017-12-10

Breuer is going to have an embarresing post-metal acoustic song on the next album. Still... im probably the only one here who genuinlly thinks hes a fantastic comic.

1 CowsAreCurious 2017-12-10

Not surprised. His album gave me cancer too.

1 cabaretcabaret 2017-12-10

Soon Breuer will have wiped the arse of every member in his family

1 Queen_of_Queef 2017-12-10

I am a hospice worker. I deal with deaths like hers all the time. It's gutwrenching, the very end. I usually step in the last few months of a person's life and ease their passage. I wish I could help the Breuer's out with this transition. Saw Jim live at The Stone Pony several times. I'd give back to help them out. What a shame.

1 Dennyislife 2017-12-10

do ya fuck em?

1 Queen_of_Queef 2017-12-10

no, but they can jiggle my titties if they want to

1 Dennyislife 2017-12-10

are you a woman or a fat gay?

1 ManiacalChrisBenoit 2017-12-10

Both are good.

1 Queen_of_Queef 2017-12-10

LOL Ok fair enough in this line of work....

I'm very much a woman.

1 HookerMouth82 2017-12-10

When my grandma died the hospice worker wanted to call the funeral home guys over as soon as possible before people were done saying their goodbyes so she should could get back to eating fast food, the big fat pig she was.

1 Queen_of_Queef 2017-12-10

thats fucked up. All my family members are usually so cool with me. Most of them still interact and send patients my way.

1 turdthief2 2017-12-10

She lives in the area and got me an autographed photo of him back in 8th grade (early WNEW days). Got to respect her.

1 JohnJJohnsonMN 2017-12-10

You're right, he deserves the cancer.

1 Anthonysnewcohost 2017-12-10

This is fucking sad but God damn does breuer spin a good yarn

1 satanssockpuppet 2017-12-10

Just because his music is the aural equivalent of having an infected ingrown hair on your taint it doesn't mean that he or anyone else deserves this. The fucker has kids and all, hope his wife beats it.

1 loscrenshaw 2017-12-10

Jimmy's solution is PRep so he doesn't understand anything else.

1 DudeMyPubesAreGone 2017-12-10

dis bitch be breathin in tumerz and shit

Ya herd what I saaaaid

1 Single_Action_Army 2017-12-10

"Please to teach me of human emotion... 'eem-path-ee.'"

1 Queen_of_Queef 2017-12-10

no, but they can jiggle my titties if they want to

1 ManiacalChrisBenoit 2017-12-10

Both are good.

1 Queen_of_Queef 2017-12-10

LOL Ok fair enough in this line of work....

I'm very much a woman.

This is just sad. I know Jim's album was terrible but dude doesn't deserve this.

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