Wouldn't it be great if we had these four round a table together again and spoke candidly about their various issues. It would make for an historic piece of radio. Louis expertly delivering an anecdote about masturbating in front of a woman, Anthony smartly pops in with a pedophilia gag, Jimmy chimes in with a homoerotic, sleazy tale. Meanwhile Opie plays with his tits, or something.

OH WAIT. They already did that. Ew.