Sneakerheads are faggots

207  2017-12-09 by crookedmile

And Sam Roberts wants to be one

109 comments

Negros spend their entire lives (roughly 25 years) purchasing shoes that they cannot afford just so other negroes can look over and go "Dayumn son dem shoes fresh as shit bruh" as they continue to live in abject poverty

I cannot imagine spending hundreds of dollar on shoes, it seems gay honestly

spending

Actually, its a hustle for them. They buy them at sale price, then flip them for 2x what its worth. I dont know for who, but you see it all the time on eBay

For people like Sam who just collect instead of flipping.

Also a lot of the people who flip them are still collectors themselves, they just have a price they'd let certain parts of their collection go for.

Guess who's buying those overpriced ebay ones?

Faggots?

Geeky white kids buy them - like Sam

Sam is 10% white at best

They're hypercapitalists because its the only way to climb up the dominance hierarchy in their society.

That's only mostly true.

niggers

The tribesman with the most sophisticated ceremonial markings upon his bulwark is the one who will find the most attention from breeding stock.

Agree wholeheartedly.

Yea they are but I make like 300 to 1000 extra bucks a month (depending on what shoe I'm able to get) because of those fags. People spend silly amounts of money of the stupidest shit.

If you are older than 22 giving a massive fuck about the exact type of shoe you have on is really embarrassing.

The flip side of that is you can massively not give a fuck about what type of shoe you wear & end up looking like Artie Lange in ridiculous dirty white New Balance (the shoe of elderly men who have given up on life) with one set of the laces untied & dragging on the ground. It’s good to find a middle ground, no one should be obsessed with shoes to the point that it defines you as a person & you should never become so uninterested in fashion that you look like bum or an out-of-touch grandpa.

This is not a nigger/junkie dichotomy sir.

Lol good point

if a junkie is the guy/girl you look to and say ‘at least i’m not that bad’ you have a problem

and that middle ground is called vans. 70$, buy a pair a year.

whtie newbalances are also for autistic 20-30 somethings

I wear mcgregors with the velco

That's why I wear black New Balances.

Yeah I tend to go underarmor. They are comfy and last forever.

Yeah I don't give a fuck how I look, or what other people think of my clothes. Only fags desperate to get laid who think taking an interest in women's hobbies (fashion) do.

My grandfather dressed impeccable, often in a tailored 3 piece suits and he was neither gay or desperate to get laid. He was just a blue collar guy who took some pride in how he looked just like he did with his home & his car. Do only “fags” care about what their car looks like or their house? If you truely don’t give a fuck about what you look like & believe fashion is a woman’s hobby then I’m gonna assume you don’t get haircuts or shave because that would make you a hypocrite.

Yeah gramps was a fag, sorry to break it to you. I only shave and cut my hair when it gets annoying, and I just buzz my hair down.

I’m sure you’re a fashion icon in your community & you get so much pussy that the ladies beating your door down just to a piece of you because your so manly & so charming if your personality is anything like your posts.

What? I'm a fashion icon? Also, I'm married so I get as much pussy as I want. I generally just do what I feel like without worrying what a strangers opinion of me is. Being a self conscious faggot who constantly worries about how people are judging him based on his appearance is faggot shit, if that offends you it just proves my point that you're gay .

I still say you’re a fashion icon whether you like it or not. Btw I’m not self conscious about people judging me, I once showed up to a golf outing dressed like David Bowie, Ziggy Stardust era, that’s was first & last time I ever golfed but my point is I’m not trying to impress people.

Your granpappy was a faggot and you inherited the faggot gene you faggoty faggot.

It’s Saturday, what did you get bored & start your 10th username because you have nothing else in the world going on? Lol I love the guys who have a bunch of different accounts on the same sub & act like nobody notices.

Your grandfather was definitely a gay man who was desperate to get fucked in his impeccable tailored 3-piece suit-wearing ass.

He wasn’t gay but it probably would’ve been better if he was because he had 2 Goomah‘s & my poor grandma had to put up with that. Nothing wrong with dressing nice though & men who hate on it are just too insecure.

Oh shit, is this Mike Recine? Sorry dude.

So let me get the right, the guys that don't feel the need to peacock for a bunch of strangers, Those are the insecure ones? Brilliant. Fucking brilliant.

Not about being a peacock to impress strangers or impress girls at all. It’s about developing your own style whatever that may be, it might be avant-garde, traditional, preppy or a completely new look but like it or not that takes balls. Everyone single person has their own unique personality & what you wear should reflect that but most men are way too insecure to even attempt anything outside of the status quo of what the current middle-of-the road fashion is. When people say they don’t care about what they look like, they are lying because what scares them most is not looking like everyone else. I’d argue that the guy who’s only fashion goal is to blend in with the crowd & adopt whatever clothing the majorly of mainstream population is wearing, cares much more about fashion than the guy who dresses like a member of the Ramones.

Hey now

Ur grandpappy gave blow jobs to black men

blue collar

That's what his lover's would hold as they buggered him.

grampa was a fag

That would be sweet if I found out he was openly gay when he was alive, I’d wear that shit like a badge of honor, being that a man of his generation who was an immigrant from southern Italy had the balls to be open & honest about his sexuality despite societies oppressive culture during that period. I’d even write an opinion piece & summit to all the major publications in New York.

Fuck. Guess my dad gave up on life.

he has a faggy son too.

You sound like a red bar fan.

I listened to that red bar dude once when he was supposed to have a bunch of dirt on Ant & it was one of the worst experiences in my life. I won’t be upset if RedBar, or whatever the fuck his name is, had a starring role in an Isis beheading video.

You can say this about anything in life

Would rather be that than Brother Joe walking around in Costco sneakers.

Anthony pays for Joe's Costco membership

Joe looks like he finds his clothes at an Army/navy store.

Brother Joe looks like he finds his clothes.

Seriously

What about what about big white pillow sneakers to court?

My wife is constantly buying my Nikes (with my money) and black people won't stop asking me about them. Nigga, I do not know. They are just there as a barrier if I step in dog shit.

Afraid to drop that hard r?

Not when I'm in the shower

Yes and please do not call my wife a hard retard.

I think there may be a Lamar in your life

There's a reason she buys a second pair in a size 14 and keeps them by the door.

Those are for decoration!

Read in Chip's voice. Well done.

I can live with that as long as there's no baby Lyle.

Nigga, why on earth is your wife buying you shoes?!

what would patrice say

I once eavesdropped a guy talking about his sneaker hobby. He would pay a website to custom make a sneaker for him. Like he would not only specify the color but the material and stitching and exact dimensions. And he had hundreds of pairs.

What an inane waste of time and money. Stamp collecting is cooler. And of course he was black.

Sam clearly doesn't even like shoes anyway. It's just some attempt (probably by Jess) to make him get a more "healthy" hobby than playing with Barry Windham dolls.

I'm sure Dj Whoo Kid loves some nasal lyrics bald jew kid telling him to check out his fresh new kicks, son.

Ugh, I can just picture all the times Sam thought he was palling around with Whoo Kid, thinking he was one of the brothas

What's wrong with recreating some of "Blackjack" Barry Windham's classic matches?

The colors of your action figures becoming faded from the tub water.

Agreed but they're easy to make money off of.

Do you flip them on eBay then? Do you have to wait for there value to go down or anything?

stockx and if you can get shit like yeezys you can flip them pretty quickly

I accidentally stepped on a black guy's shoes on the subway and I saw my life flash before my eyes.

he should have killed you

Whenever I see the lines around LA to buy these "rare" sneakers... It's ALL ugly and fat motherfuckers. Pathetic.

Nothing is funnier than going down Melrose and seeing a line that's two blocks long. Also the lines in front of trendy breakfast places. No pancake is worth standing on a line for.

I like to walk by and blow kush smoke into those breakfast spots. Fuck your open concept stupid, take this skunk smoke on your eggs.

fuk ya man, 420

You know about Doug Benson?? We just call him DB420 around LA

That's more syllables than his regular name tho...

dude weed lol

We call those people "Carls"

It's ALL ugly and fat motherfuckers

there is a special name for those people its niggers.

Naw, it's mostly chili chokers and dog eaters. Rest assured, they are indeed fat and ugly.

Meh, I just put on my work boots every morning, grab my lunch pail and hit the job site. No sneakers allowed there if you know what I mean.

Don't forget your container of coffee and hot, buttered roll, Regular Joe.

And after a hard day of work on the site I like to stop by the local watering hole for a Budweiser draft.

You mean no Mexicans right?

if you know what I mean

Regular Joe trying to be interesting when he couldn't possibly be more literal.

lookin clean is one thing but collecting clothes is fucking gay

Nice sneakers and Cartier sunglasses are a deadly combination in Detroit.

Let's spend hundreds on goofy clown shoes and have the rest of our wardrobes consist of 7 year old beat up hoodies, graphic tees and sweatpants.

I dont know what a sneakerhead is, but yes OP you're right. They're gay and faggot.

A hobby for niggers

careful. I get you're trying to attack Sam, but but be careful not to hit Vosneakerhead.

Nigs will nog over the dumbest things.

"Nigs will nog" made me laugh in a room full of people that said "what" and I said "nothing"

I wonder if sam cries if someone steps on his shoes.

Oh yeah, like Mike Redbar? LOL

Who?

People like sam don't have any real personality, so they create things that they think give personality to them. Clearly sam admires and wishes he was as cool as some people he's come into contact with, so he's emulating their personality but isn't actually developing his own. He colud of just been actually into shoes and collecting what he's passionate about, but he instead decides to do an hour on it so he can show america he's as 'hip' as the rappers that he see's cominng and going across the hall. When in reality he's just dumping his new 'celebrity income' into things he doesn't understand and can't possibly hope to retain it's value. It's a sad day when Rich Vos is making better financial decisions than you.

Vos is a sneakerhead.

Shoe's are important. But should be purchased for a style, black peoope will conform their style to some hot sneakers (also any fashionable street kid).

Sam thinks by having the most popular shoes he can transcend fashion with monet. kind of guy who would buy a gold toilet if he has enough money to blow

and niggers

This is why they always end up poor.

its funny how things have reversed. Now hip hop community is all about skinny jeans, vintage band tees, dying their hair, "dad" hats, and just grungy shit. a wigger now is hard to spot cuz its just how white people have been dressing all along

Reminder: Sam used to bitch about how little he was paid. Now he blows oodles of sirius bux on pieces of fabric and rubber stitched together by chinese toddlers who have more testosterone than him.

faggot lives matter

Funny, because I'd like to beat Sam with a Jordan XIV

there's some faggot on this sub that's really into counterfit sneakers. If you can believe that. I forget what he calls himself

I knew so many niggers that bought multiple pairs of shoes for hundreds of dollars yet couldn't afford a decent car or to move out of a shitty nigger neoghborhood

Yeah, shoes are gay