Opie

lately jim is giving opie a run for his money.... but tits is still crazier

Deep inhale That's a tough one, man

Like Kurt_Love said, Jim is simply retarded and I think this is different than mentally ill. I think his sub-par intelligence and lack of self-worth influences his behavior the most.

Tranthony's pedophilia alone and/or his obsession with ethnicity probably puts him ahead of Jim.

Greggory Hughes on the other hand suffers from a cluster B personality disorder - most likely Narcissism - and it seriously delusional/dysfunctional. He will only get worse as he gets older - anything that goes wrong in tits' life is the fault of the HATERRZ. He has become pitiable in the last few years. I never thought I'd feel that way about the greggory.

All those years where he bashed his mom for her mental illness, and ironically he turned into her.

I thought only women turned into their crazy mothers.

I wonder what cup size mama tits was...

The shit doesn't fall far from the asshole, as they say

I’d have to say Jim. He turned into the parody of himself. Kind of like fez but without the charm and heart attacks

I don't trust people with Jim's level of self preservation. I want far Jim back

Oh but i quite like him close

FAR JIMM IS THE BEST JIM

And Jim actually takes dick.

Opie is just fucking stupid and needy. Anthony is just immature and lazy. Jimmy is legitimately mentally ill but not naturally, it was developed through years of odd mental complexes through the way he was treated and things he did when he was young.

All 3 of them were raised in disgusting circumstances

Jim thinks his mental illness is interesting whereas other people who deal with it are a burden.

On one of his albums (I think "Trinkets") he rails on "OCD sssscumbags" as being self-obsessed. Meanwhile blinky mcblinkerson is wildly OCD.

All 3 of them were raised in disgusting circumstances

Dude, Opie's favorite sports were yachting and rollerblading while having been a caddy for the mob. The Opester was a math whiz who could've been a model- sounds like a pretty sweet ride.

His mom sounded like a lunatic though.

Any specific examples of this? I always heard him just saying she's crazy but don't recall any details about what she did. Also, Opie is a lying sack of tits.

Self absorbed, never in the wrong, delusional and ignored reality when it didn't suit her, everything was always about her, and no self awareness.

Sound familiar?

I found this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbBqBzHAYRs It is mostly him just going over her behavior during his wedding. I couldn't listen to the whole thing, but he might bring up childhood examples while complaining about her. His description of her makes her sound just like him so I think she's at least partly to blame for what he became. Also, Opie is a lying sack of tits but he's also the main source of everything we know about him.

He was probably lying though. Never forget - he always, always, always lied about everything.

Are you suprised? Opie&Anthony pretend to be friends on air for 14 years. I wouldn't trust a single thing of what Opie told about his private-life to be real.

Least surprising thing ever is that Opie lies. Ant too, for that matter. Jim - quite a liar himself - is by far the most honest of the three.

She did give him his lunch in a neatly wrapped cement bag every day though.

Opie was raised white trash. I guess you're forgetting he had to carry his lunch in cement bags. sniff

You left out Anthony's pedophilia and Jim being a retard who thinks he is a genius.

And Anthony's brother who is definitely NOT a pedophile.

I saw a something on urban dictionary that would fit him to a t

Not to mention Anthony's thirst for cock (but he can't go all the way, so it's transexual peckahs he craves), which would disappoint his father. Definitely contributes to his drinking.

Sad to say, but definitely Jimmy. Years of molestation has twisted his mind to a point that he can’t do things that come naturally to others. Bob Kelly, Vos, DiPaolo all have managed to have normal, stable relationships. I think even Bobo has a better shot at a real relationship.

What about Colin ?

Opie is the most normal which is fucking incredible but he’s also the most mentally ill. Jimmy is as well but he can, when he’s not paying for peckers, at least look internally and attempt to deal with it. Unsuccessfully, but there’s an attempt. Opie is batshit.

Opie is the most boring, not the most normal.

I gotta say Jimmy. And I love the little fella. But that alcohol thing really annoys me. When you're 18 you're supposed to almost drink yourself to death every weekend. I did. And now I'm addicted to pills!

I think a lot of Anthony’s shit is alcohol. He’s still fucked up & has a shit ton of Daddy Issues but hes Not hopeless

Jim & Opie are crazy for life. But atleast Jimmy is a special kind of crazy. Opie is crazy but he’s so bland. There are millions of Opies. Everyone knows a guy like that which is why he’s so easy to evaluate. Jimmy is such a weirdo though. But as weird as Jimmy is, atleast people like to be around him

Jimmy acknowledges and jokes about his peculiarities, so while weird, I don't think it's mental illness- the mentally ill don't usually recognize their behavior as abnormal.

But I think Jimmy is at his weirdest when he’s trying to sound normal. Like when he unfollowed all the comedians on Twitter & tried to justify it

I don't think normal applies to Jimmy - it's a genuinely foreign concept to him, so it's always going to be forced when he says he's trying to do something normal. Like jerking off- his solution for years of debauchery desensitizing his dick was to buy the worlds most overstimulating sex toy commonly used to build endurance. He just can't get it right.

Opie. He’s just like mommy, but I hope he ends up like daddy.

I think Ant is self aware, he just doesn't give a shit about things like "age of consent laws".

Never forget the recurring bit where he says in his dreams he rapes people, because he can get away with it. He's not mentally ill, he's just a disgusting old piece of shit pedo.

I would define sanity as the degree to which someone is in control of themselves.

I wouldn't call Opie or Ant "crazy." Opie has severe personality problems and is an extreme narcissist, but is basically in control of himself. Anthony has his addictions and lapses into self-indulgence sometimes (and suffers catastrophically for it), but he's basically in control 80% of the time.

Jimmy meanwhile is legitimately insane. He's not so much a person as he is a bundle of compulsions. Most people have a higher brain that guides us through life, gives us long term plans, etc. Jimmy is just "GOTTA SATISFY THIS TWITCH IN MY BRAIN" over and over and over again. He never does something unless it's in service to that irrational, twitchy part of his mind.

He's the quintessential addict, but disgustingly, the one common addiction he doesn't have (alcoholism) is the only one he tries to treat.

I concur, professor.

You, for contemplating this drivel.

Has breasts.

The worst mental illness of them all. Causes you to stop understanding logic and become addicted to petty drama.

Opie > Jimmy >>>>>>>>>>>> Anthony

There is a difference between delusion and mental illness. Jim is the worst with AntH a close second. Tits is not mentally ill. He is a weirdo but not crazy

Sex addiction is a coverup. He's paying for the girlfriend experience as much as he is the sex, it's just like those Japanese 'rent-a-friend' services. It has the pretense that it's only about sex/getting off to protect the male ego from being perceived as needy and lonely - things much more degrading than being just sex starved.

Opie is dumb, Ant is a nigger, and Jim is crazy.

I think Opie has Narcissistic personality disorder. Definition “The hallmarks of Narcissistic Personality Disorder (NPD) are grandiosity, a lack of empathy for other people, and a need for admiration. ... Individuals with NPD seek excessive admiration and attention in order to know that others think highly of them”

Shit that's Opie to a T

Anthony is just a victim of his own primal desert nomad reflexes and the fact that parents never thought him about impulse control.

Jimmy is something like a child actor, he never went through getting his act together, it was straight from mom's moldy basement into Manhattan living baller status while also being a closeted gay man.

Opie on the other hand came from an environment of loving family that provided him with all the nourishment and education he could ask for. Then he successfully leeched off millions of dollars of other people's talent and still ended up a friendless, unemployed, gross looking motherfucker who thinks eating lunch is a "pop up show".

It's impressive how fucked up in the head Opie is and there are absolutely no mitigating circumstances in his life to warrant it.

Jim has been synonymous with mental illness for so long that nothing he can do or say surprises me anymore.

Opie is clearly the most brain damaged.

mentally ill? well, the answer is obvious. Jim recognizes his faults and (usually) tries to avoid behavior that would ruin him. He realizes he has no personality and avoids interacting with other people's content because he "takes the form of whatever container he's poured into" mentally and physically.

Ant has problems but it's actually not stopped him from moving on with his life and getting by, though he constantly gets in his own way and makes it hard on himself.

Being ill or having a disorder means that it is REALLY disrupting your life, not just a minor hassle. There's only one person of the 3 that destroys all his friendships eventually, only one that finds himself incapable of making a living, although 2 out of the 3 find it hard to spend time with their family during the holidays.... It's Opie, of course. No man that says "bwoot" instead of "put" is mentally fit.

Opie, Jim knows what he's doing and is just hiding it from everyone to avoid humiliation.

Ant knows what he's doing, and just doesn't give a fuck because he's white trash.

The Opester really believes he's being targeted left and right by backstabbers and sharks, for no reason, and that the company he helped build into an empire fired him for absolutely no reason, and they're ducking him and avoiding the controversy.

Which one is the most mentally ill? I’ll give you a tiny hint... He’s been doing radio since he was 18.

Opie is sad, talentless and has shades of Aspergers.

Jimmy is a self-hating right-wing bisexual surrounded by hardcore right-wingers, whose constant sniffing suggests a coke habit. He's not so much mentally ill as he is caught between two worlds. At some point, he's going to go either full snowflake à la Stuttering John, or reject his bicurious side entirely.

Anthony is a violent, racist, misogynistic pedophile who has no issues peddling shady sponsors to his fans. You name the personality flaw and he probably has it. There's no way Anthony is staying out of jail for the rest of his life. Just no way.

So while I wouldn't want to be either of the 3, my vote for most mentally ill is Anthony. But hey, there is no wrong vote here.

Opie is sad, talentless and has shades of Aspergers. He's definitely in the running.

Jimmy is a self-hating right-wing bisexual surrounded by fellow right-wingers, whose constant sniffing suggests a coke habit. He's not so much mentally ill as he is caught between two worlds. At some point, he's going to either go full snowflake (à la Stuttering John) or reject his bisexuality entirely.

Anthony is a violent, racist, misogynistic pedophile who has no issues peddling shady sponsors to his fans. You name the personality flaw and he probably has it. There's no way Anthony is staying out of jail for the rest of his life.

So while I wouldn't want to be either of the 3, my vote goes to Anthony. But hey, there is no wrong vote here.

Jim by far. Opie is just stupid, craziness indicates something complex happening in the mind, whereas Opie's head is filled with various jams, preserves, etc.

Anthony: A serious alcoholic with a 13 year old girl's addiction to Twitter.

And an addiction to 13 year old girls, ironically.

Opie is just a run of the mill narcissistic sociopath who is never happy, but it's because of his super inflated ego.

Ant is just NYC Italian garbage who hit paydirt. I don't think he is generally unhappy. Quite the opposite, really.

Jimmy is an insane sexual deviant who absolutely hates himself.

No natter what Opie and Ant do, I would be shocked if I turned on the news and one of them were arrested for a murder. I can't say that at all about Jimmy.

Anthony isn't "NYC Italian garbage" he's a sheltered little pussy from Long Island

There's literally no difference between those two things.

If he got even an ounce of self worth I think he would go completely psychotic and start strangling tranny hookers to death, fuck their corpses and cut their dicks off as trophies.

You're suggesting that Jim is strong enough to kill a tranny.

I'm assuming that self-confident Jimmy would eat more than cum and egg whites.

Jimmy. 2 years ago Opie, now, totally Jim

Anthony lost a lucrative job that most people would kill for because his behavior. It doesn’t matter if you feel he was unjustly fired or not because SiriusXM follows a certain set of standards & regardless of you agree or disagree is not up for debate because they make the rules. Anthony knew the rules but chose not to follow them & paid the consequences. His alcoholism & bigotry cost him a million+ dollar a year job & that’s pretty insane if you ask me. If you curtailed the racial component of those tweets a little bit, to the extent that he could’ve still basically said the same thing but in a more humorous less offensive way, he would’ve never lost his job but he was incapable of that self control. His obsession with guns, the black race & 13 year old all point to some form of mental illness.

Anthony got fired for shit he did for YEARS at Sirius. Him going on a drunken race fueled twitter rant wasn't anything shocking.

You're complaining about Anthony's behaviour on a show that played Slave-girl with a black woman and an obese black dude?

I like how you included Opie's mammaries as though they are an indication of his mental state.

Yo most comics don't watch other comics because of that distinct reason . That wanna be influenced . I was watching marona podcast once and he ended a punchline Reaganesqe and he goes fuck that was Reagan again. That's why I don't listen to other comics stand up

Yimmy, obviously.

You know, as weird as this may sound, I actually think Opie might be the most sane of the 3.......

Jim smells his own shit after he wipes his ass.

It's a tough one dude.. My vote is for let'em-all-in Sammy

Doesn't Jimmy pay transsexual prostitutes to shit in his mouth?

I'm gonna go with Tits.

Opie.

Jim seriously has multiple personality disorder (dissociative identity disorder). Each personality has its own voice.

Anthony - dunno about him. I have stopped listening to his stuff after he was let go. I think he’s just a grown man-child with an inability to delay gratification.

Opie.. The child of a woman who was seriously mentally ill. Or at least what he claims but its obvious. A lot of times children of mentally ill children will pick up their behaviors as well as sometimes it is genetic and it is passed on. Opie’s narcissistic tendencies, self-destructive behavior, and delusions that everything is everyone else’s fault but his own.

Opie is the nuttiest of the three.

Artie.

Jimmy for sure.

U forgot opie having 3 day wedding and complaining ppl n entertainment business was rude for only staying 2 1/2 days..Oh, and The bride and groom table,LYNDSI had her parents&siblings..Opie had his brother and RADIO DJ Bro Wease,while his mom was sat at a different Table..Every1 n the room knew Opie fucked up,but sat there in silence as opie claimed his mother was mentally ill for having her feelings hurt she wasn't at the bride and groom table like LYNDSI parents. OPIE then proclaimed he will never talk to that mental patient again(his mother) ..Once again proving Opie Bates is the psycho

Jim and Ant are more mentally ill, in that they are more depraved. Opie is the most harmed (and harming) by his mental illness. He cannot function in a healthy way and is delusional and sociopathic.

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Jim and Ant are both just dummies with fetishes.

Opie has issues that you legitimately find in the DSM-5

Jimmy easily. I love how Matt Serra called Jimmy out on the last podcast for not watching any fucking movies after 1983. I hope he gets decapitated on his walk home from the Cellar tonight.

Should break down everyone in O&A universe. This is Neil Degrassi Tyson level analysis.

That's a tough one. I think Opie would be the hardest to be in a room with, Ant and Jim would be ok but after a while they'd turn on you over some stupid shit. Getting paid decent money that encourages anti-social behaviour sure does not help I imagine.

Jim coz he's a boring phony faggot who has never been funny

Oh but i quite like him close