The funny thing is he lives in one of the best cities in the world for finding whatever type of weird pussy, cock, of fetish you could possibly want and he's still single 90% of the time and wasting time on two-bit foreign cam whores.
I'd get this if he was a nobody living in his moms basement in queens or some shitty suburb in Jersey. But his income status and location make this perpetually pathetic.
He’s rich, in the middle of Manhattan in a sick apartment and has some level of fame/celebrity....You have to be very troubled to be single under those circumstances!
He's probably not likable and he's selfish. He's said it so many times he's probably talked himself into being more selfish than he really his and guards his selfishness. So much so that he doesn't understand that many people are selfish and then they meet someone and/or have kids and to
Some
Degree become less selfish. Doubt he can do that now. I think he believed his gimmick a long time ago.
Agree. He had selfish tendency like all of us but then decided to just continue being that way while most people matured and took on responsibilities that didn’t allow selfishness. It’s kinda sad
Its called self sabotage. Worm doesn't want to be happy because he feels like he doesn't deserve happiness. He chases obvious dead ends or blows up anything real. 101 level shit. He needs therapy like a mug. And a strong black (wo)man to rape his hemorrhoid riddled asshole on reg wouldn't hurt anything either.
So true, I live in Manhattan & you’d have to really socially dysfunctional not to be able to find a woman, especially when you have money & some type of fame. I know guys who live 6 deep in a shithole in Bushwick & these broke dudes are pulling model quality of women. It’s not about Jimmy’s age either, my old neighbor was in his late 40’s & is a waiter at a restaurant & he always had a new attractive girl every other month who in their 20’s & 30’s.
Well if you buy them a ring and get clingy quickly I hear you can win them over. He's not the cliche guy every escort and paid whore had to let down gently.
No the problem is he jumps into relationships to quickly.
Jimmy always takes this tone when he talks about himself. It’s the tone that suggests he’s not aware of how weird his life is. Like everyone is experiencing the same bizarre problems that he is, when they really aren’t.
It’s extremely weird to be 49 and still in the “I’ve never been in a real relationship” phase of life. It’s not unheard of, in fact it happens to many people, but only Jimmy puts that “We’ve all been there! Women, am I right?” spin on it. Like he genuinely, honestly thinks it’s normal.
This is a defining aspect of his personality. Just a childish, almost tragic cluelessness about real life. He paints himself as a strange person with strange tastes but I don’t really think he knows what normal IS, so how can he know what strange is?
Another less extreme version is his attitude towards technology. He owns a smartphone but just cannot for the life of him understand how to use it. And he acts like this is a common affliction, that everyone must hate owning an iPhone. I’ll go out on a limb and say that 99% of people who own a smartphone understand it. But to hear Jimmy speak about it, it’s like Apple has inflicted this confusing machine upon society, and everyone is as frustrated as he is. He genuinely thinks that because he can’t put himself in the shoes of a sane person.
It’s extremely weird to be 49 and still in the “I’ve never been in a real relationship” phase of life. It’s not unheard of, in fact it happens to many people
Even Fez Whatley was engaged to a lady from Niagra falls, CA
It's impossible to feel bad for his stunted, malformed childish understanding of relationship dynamics because whenever yo uhear him talk about his continually dwindling prospects he still seems appalled by the completely mundane, realistic notion that he may have to settle down with an adult over the age of 35
The point was really hammered home a few months ago Jim was genuinely shocked to find out that Sam and a guest (forget who) never screamed at their wife that they were a cunt. He was like “wow really? You guys have never done that?!”. What a retard.
Jim's stance on the NSA is that all Americans are obsessed with TMZ and celebrities thus no American should have a right to privacy. He assumes because he's slobbering over anything celebrity ("That guy's a celebrity, right? I don't know who he is...better get a photo just in case.") everyone else must be, too. In Jim's mind, every American listened to the Mel Gibson tapes the minute they were available online just like he did. I've brought them up in conversation to people over the years and like 95% of them had no idea what I was talking about.
Whoopsie - looks like someone got an unexpected test result. What was once a single pill a day is about to become a cocktail of pills from sun up to sun down.
You know, I'm a real piece of shit, and not a lot phases me, but it's really hard to listen to when Opie shaved her head. That was fucking heartbreaking.
Try to find a lady/man your age. A young lady isn't going to want to wipe your ass twenty years from now no matter how hard you try and pass yourself as a tortured artist with your AA token.
I don’t think that’s Jimmys problem, I know plenty of guys here in NYC who have attractive girlfriends or wives that are much younger than the and it’s not like all these guys got a lot of money either. It’s not that hard for a guy in his 40’s who’s got something going on to get a woman in her late 20’s or early 30’s.
the one thing Jimmy was right about is that the nice route never works with women. Jimmy needs to become an annoyed angry asshole who pays women to piss on him again.
The most disgusting thing I ever heard about Jim was him referring to a 7'' Latvian man with the terminator facemask as his girlfriend; planning to propose like anything about this is real.
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1 bitchgotapeckah 2017-12-09
Source-
http://entertainment.ie/trending/news/We-spoke-to-Jim-Norton-about-Conor-McGregor-the-Louis-CK-allegations-and-his-upcoming-Dublin-show/399977.htm
1 SGFTI 2017-12-09
Someone ran out of chaturbate tokens at the wrong time.
1 dmix 2017-12-09
The funny thing is he lives in one of the best cities in the world for finding whatever type of weird pussy, cock, of fetish you could possibly want and he's still single 90% of the time and wasting time on two-bit foreign cam whores.
I'd get this if he was a nobody living in his moms basement in queens or some shitty suburb in Jersey. But his income status and location make this perpetually pathetic.
1 SGFTI 2017-12-09
He's a shy boy who doesn't know how to talk to people. It isn't like he talks for a living for hours a day every weekday and every gig night.
1 nellymc1 2017-12-09
He’s rich, in the middle of Manhattan in a sick apartment and has some level of fame/celebrity....You have to be very troubled to be single under those circumstances!
1 deep_legal_shit 2017-12-09
unloveabled
1 ChuckFromPhilly 2017-12-09
He's probably not likable and he's selfish. He's said it so many times he's probably talked himself into being more selfish than he really his and guards his selfishness. So much so that he doesn't understand that many people are selfish and then they meet someone and/or have kids and to Some Degree become less selfish. Doubt he can do that now. I think he believed his gimmick a long time ago.
1 nellymc1 2017-12-09
Agree. He had selfish tendency like all of us but then decided to just continue being that way while most people matured and took on responsibilities that didn’t allow selfishness. It’s kinda sad
1 _snoop_ 2017-12-09
Its called self sabotage. Worm doesn't want to be happy because he feels like he doesn't deserve happiness. He chases obvious dead ends or blows up anything real. 101 level shit. He needs therapy like a mug. And a strong black (wo)man to rape his hemorrhoid riddled asshole on reg wouldn't hurt anything either.
1 deep_legal_shit 2017-12-09
this is about as intelligent and insightful as Jim's "you have to live life on life's term" comment
1 Sicboy69 2017-12-09
So true, I live in Manhattan & you’d have to really socially dysfunctional not to be able to find a woman, especially when you have money & some type of fame. I know guys who live 6 deep in a shithole in Bushwick & these broke dudes are pulling model quality of women. It’s not about Jimmy’s age either, my old neighbor was in his late 40’s & is a waiter at a restaurant & he always had a new attractive girl every other month who in their 20’s & 30’s.
1 Peckahnator 2017-12-09
He knew it was over when someone outtipped Jim, and Alena started talking to someone else, ignoring him for the rest of the night.
1 lolercakesmcgee 2017-12-09
So he set up gigs to go see his beloved that cannot come to the USA for reasons unknown and they break up anyways.
Jim, you are truly a fool looking for love in all the wrong places.
1 SGFTI 2017-12-09
So you're saying trying to date a tranny webcam whore from another nation is not a good idea?
1 lolercakesmcgee 2017-12-09
NOoOOoOOOo
1 dmix 2017-12-09
Well if you buy them a ring and get clingy quickly I hear you can win them over. He's not the cliche guy every escort and paid whore had to let down gently.
No the problem is he jumps into relationships to quickly.
1 deep_legal_shit 2017-12-09
the whole thing with Jim: being a sick pervert is a coverup for being lonely and needy, as a man it's less pathetic to be "twisted" than thirsty
1 blackirishlad 2017-12-09
I hear if you beg them to tell you how much bigger other men's dicks are then you can really lock them in.
1 TriangleDimes 2017-12-09
i'm starting to think it's not the best idea looking for stable long-term relationships with trannies
1 late_50s_why 2017-12-09
Is it because that dude is a hooker
1 LarryKleist711 2017-12-09
Person. Fucking faggot.
1 fawwkyeah 2017-12-09
How embarrassing
1 Kurt_Love 2017-12-09
But when he's rejected he doesn't close their apt door all the way when he leaves.
1 Zazz_Lacker 2017-12-09
Jimmy always takes this tone when he talks about himself. It’s the tone that suggests he’s not aware of how weird his life is. Like everyone is experiencing the same bizarre problems that he is, when they really aren’t.
It’s extremely weird to be 49 and still in the “I’ve never been in a real relationship” phase of life. It’s not unheard of, in fact it happens to many people, but only Jimmy puts that “We’ve all been there! Women, am I right?” spin on it. Like he genuinely, honestly thinks it’s normal.
This is a defining aspect of his personality. Just a childish, almost tragic cluelessness about real life. He paints himself as a strange person with strange tastes but I don’t really think he knows what normal IS, so how can he know what strange is?
Another less extreme version is his attitude towards technology. He owns a smartphone but just cannot for the life of him understand how to use it. And he acts like this is a common affliction, that everyone must hate owning an iPhone. I’ll go out on a limb and say that 99% of people who own a smartphone understand it. But to hear Jimmy speak about it, it’s like Apple has inflicted this confusing machine upon society, and everyone is as frustrated as he is. He genuinely thinks that because he can’t put himself in the shoes of a sane person.
1 bitchgotapeckah 2017-12-09
He’s just a self absorbed idiot.
1 jizzajam 2017-12-09
Even Fez Whatley was engaged to a lady from Niagra falls, CA
1 Cender_ 2017-12-09
and he was in love with Dawn Cumia, Anthony's sister
his girlfriend remember was Dawn Cumia, Anthony's sister
1 Single_Action_Army 2017-12-09
An ass to turn a gay cat straight
1 SlamballReunionTour 2017-12-09
It's impossible to feel bad for his stunted, malformed childish understanding of relationship dynamics because whenever yo uhear him talk about his continually dwindling prospects he still seems appalled by the completely mundane, realistic notion that he may have to settle down with an adult over the age of 35
1 Fagghouli 2017-12-09
No man would do that. They can't concieve children.
1 icantfeelmyfoot 2017-12-09
The point was really hammered home a few months ago Jim was genuinely shocked to find out that Sam and a guest (forget who) never screamed at their wife that they were a cunt. He was like “wow really? You guys have never done that?!”. What a retard.
1 iSOBigD 2017-12-09
I think he said Bill Burr taught him recently that it's not OK to do that and that it may lead to that person not liking you as much.
1 RacistPigeon 2017-12-09
Sorry, but that is a faggoty thing. If you're so scared to raise your voice when your wife is being a cunt, you are the wife.
1 icantfeelmyfoot 2017-12-09
Yea, I’m sure he did it in a manly and assertive way. That sounds just like Jim.
1 IfIMayBeSoBoldSir 2017-12-09
"women"
1 dropngo 2017-12-09
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygxQDJQxMoM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mwyi2XL0Jcc (at the beginning)
Jim's stance on the NSA is that all Americans are obsessed with TMZ and celebrities thus no American should have a right to privacy. He assumes because he's slobbering over anything celebrity ("That guy's a celebrity, right? I don't know who he is...better get a photo just in case.") everyone else must be, too. In Jim's mind, every American listened to the Mel Gibson tapes the minute they were available online just like he did. I've brought them up in conversation to people over the years and like 95% of them had no idea what I was talking about.
1 piggyboi 2017-12-09
Whoopsie - looks like someone got an unexpected test result. What was once a single pill a day is about to become a cocktail of pills from sun up to sun down.
1 SledgeBammer 2017-12-09
Stalker Patti is more comfortable in her own person and more self aware than Jimmy.
1 TonyFromLongIsland 2017-12-09
This is extra hurtful because Stalker Patti has zero self-awareness.
1 goarlorde 2017-12-09
YA KIDDIN
1 greatwhite8 2017-12-09
And Marion is a better listener.
1 jsnoots 2017-12-09
Whadda ya mean I'ma betta listhna?
1 breadmoccasin 2017-12-09
You know, I'm a real piece of shit, and not a lot phases me, but it's really hard to listen to when Opie shaved her head. That was fucking heartbreaking.
1 deep_legal_shit 2017-12-09
opie's kids are going to despise him and probably cut off contact with him if he lives long enough to see them get to adulthood.
1 Fagghouli 2017-12-09
One of the best moments.
GRAB THE WIG, GRAB THE WIG!!!
1 thissiteruinedme 2017-12-09
Princess... Alena... SHITDICK!
1 ChippusMaximus 2017-12-09
Jim...Nor-ton... SHITDICK!
1 Single_Action_Army 2017-12-09
Shit chest!
1 ChippusMaximus 2017-12-09
He should've bought more tokens.
1 throwawawyy2 2017-12-09
Prince alex broke up Jims asshole
1 deep_legal_shit 2017-12-09
comments like these put a spring in my step and brighten up my day
1 Gnu_Mutant 2017-12-09
He knows he’s insufferable and impossible to live with. Hence, fall in love over Skype and shatter all those feeling when they smell each other.
May have happened to me what do I know.
Take a fucking day off Jim.
1 CobraStrikingBaby_ 2017-12-09
His desperate search for a meaningful relationship is pathetic
1 Purplestahli 2017-12-09
He's gonna die alone. He should just accept it and stick to fucking hookers until he becomes more AIDs than man.
1 CommodorePawsey 2017-12-09
He can not and will not form a lasting relationship with the type of women that he is attracted to. Degenerate sluts make horrible wives.
1 Mikekekeke 2017-12-09
Try to find a lady/man your age. A young lady isn't going to want to wipe your ass twenty years from now no matter how hard you try and pass yourself as a tortured artist with your AA token.
1 Sicboy69 2017-12-09
I don’t think that’s Jimmys problem, I know plenty of guys here in NYC who have attractive girlfriends or wives that are much younger than the and it’s not like all these guys got a lot of money either. It’s not that hard for a guy in his 40’s who’s got something going on to get a woman in her late 20’s or early 30’s.
1 spaghetti-in-pockets 2017-12-09
After 30, why would you want that?
1 762x39mm 2017-12-09
the one thing Jimmy was right about is that the nice route never works with women. Jimmy needs to become an annoyed angry asshole who pays women to piss on him again.
1 Opesterino 2017-12-09
He is a fucking fool if he doesnt hit up ms chipperson for a rebound
1 fyisah 2017-12-09
Pocket pussy these days are great! But required a lot of lube, so i make my own because its way cheaper.
1 BergStonewall 2017-12-09
Got any tips? Asking for a friend.
1 ironicgalaxy 2017-12-09
i'm surprised that his relationship with a 30 years younger transgendered european camboy didn't work out
1 RacistPigeon 2017-12-09
Just buy a RealDoll and accept that this is your life. Get over it. No 20 something is going to love a senior citizen for themselves.
1 Kalikhead 2017-12-09
In the end probably cheaper than chatterbating.
1 TossyMcSalad 2017-12-09
The most disgusting thing I ever heard about Jim was him referring to a 7'' Latvian man with the terminator facemask as his girlfriend; planning to propose like anything about this is real.
1 IfIMayBeSoBoldSir 2017-12-09
"One minute I think I'm in love, then I'm not in love."
He sounds like a 14 year old girl.
1 Witty-User_name 2017-12-09
oooooh boy whens he gonna stop by the compound and "hey lemme see one of your guns"
1 PassProtect15 2017-12-09
"Sorry, Jim. Haven't had guns here in years."
1 Witty-User_name 2017-12-09
well where the fuck is it? WHERE THE FUCK IS MY GUN?
1 TheJerkOfAllJerks 2017-12-09
I fucking told ya!
1 ChippusMaximus 2017-12-09
Jim...Nor-ton... SHITDICK!
1 jsnoots 2017-12-09
Whadda ya mean I'ma betta listhna?