I hate to say it but it is Jim. Anthony will only have his aging faggot fans and opie can’t get a job. Jim can still grow by hanging on to his more successful friends.
Jim and Ant are the two biggest losers ultimately. One sits in the home he can barely afford, all alone, creeping on children on Vine and drunkenly spouting off at 5am on Twitter about being proud of his race because of something NASA did in the 1960s.
The other will tell anyone that will listen that he's reached a point in his life where he 'gets it'...and is now considering marrying a mentally ill man in a dress with HIV who wasn't even born until Jim was 30. Said 'girlfriend' has such a sketchy, criminal past (probably underage prostitution) they're not even allowed entry into the U.S, even on a tourists visa.
Opie's the most normal of the lot. Yeah, he's cringey but he's settled down and married with kids which is so far beyond the realms of possibilities for Jim and Ant.
Loser,Anthony.He lost all that easy money millions. He's actually dumber than his brother.Winner, Jim Norton.Got some of Anthony's money and then some of Opies money.
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1 Chuck_Chasem 2017-12-08
The one who isn't stuck with kids and is HIV-Negative.
1 jjoharanyc1 2017-12-08
There is no better answer. Mods, close this thread.
1 Toss__Pot 2017-12-08
Ant's HIV-negative?! He aint lookin too hot bro'.
1 eastriverdriveII 2017-12-08
Jim. He's bigger than ever. The Sirius job is a cake walk; he doesn't have to do anything but talk and plug himself.
1 ProudOfYourBoy2 2017-12-08
I hate to say it but it is Jim. Anthony will only have his aging faggot fans and opie can’t get a job. Jim can still grow by hanging on to his more successful friends.
1 goodnaturedchortles 2017-12-08
Nah he has Alena aka Thor to plug him
1 3stepsbackward 2017-12-08
Winner: Scorch.
Loser: Everyone else in the O&A universe.
1 garypip 2017-12-08
Roland. He’s the biggest and got Opie fired. See what I did there...
1 LosAngelesCody 2017-12-08
Jim and Ant are the two biggest losers ultimately. One sits in the home he can barely afford, all alone, creeping on children on Vine and drunkenly spouting off at 5am on Twitter about being proud of his race because of something NASA did in the 1960s.
The other will tell anyone that will listen that he's reached a point in his life where he 'gets it'...and is now considering marrying a mentally ill man in a dress with HIV who wasn't even born until Jim was 30. Said 'girlfriend' has such a sketchy, criminal past (probably underage prostitution) they're not even allowed entry into the U.S, even on a tourists visa.
Opie's the most normal of the lot. Yeah, he's cringey but he's settled down and married with kids which is so far beyond the realms of possibilities for Jim and Ant.
1 Billyassman 2017-12-08
Loser,Anthony.He lost all that easy money millions. He's actually dumber than his brother.Winner, Jim Norton.Got some of Anthony's money and then some of Opies money.