On yesterdays AA Show, Dave Smith argued that there was a conspiracy to cover up the murder of this idiot who got stuck in gym mats. There is literally no evidence for that.

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The family of this idiot were ordered to pay 265,000 in legal fees to those they falsely accused of covering up a murder.

Kendrick Johnson's family filed a $100 million civil lawsuit against 38 individuals. The lawsuit alleged that Johnson's death was a murder and accused the respondents of a conspiracy to cover up the homicide. That lawsuit was subsequently withdrawn. A judge ordered the Johnsons and their attorney to pay more than $292,000 in legal fees to the defendants.

Ghetto lottery attempted and denied.

How much of that $292k do you think they've paid thus far?

842.96 GREGORY

tedsindependentautopsyinvestigationemporium.biz

Perhaps more than that.

equivalent to $584k in food stamps

Stamps with pictures of food on them? That don't make no sense!

End welfare.

I thought it sounded a little fishy at the time. The morticians disposed of his organs and stuffed him with newspaper and it was a little convenient how the cameras cut out when he entered the gym. I just don't understand the kid's logic. He jumped head-first into a rolled up gym mat that was six feet tall. How the fuck did he expect to get out?

The cameras were motion activated and not positioned where he was.

The funeral home stuffed him with newspapers. The organs decomposed because that is what happens. They don't preserve bodies unless there is a good reason to and their wasn't in this case.

None of that is the case, I just found this.

https://www.reddit.com/r/UnresolvedMysteries/comments/45div4/kendrick_johnsons_death_is_not_an_unresolved/

it explains it all, dumb n0g dies by his own dumb, dumb family clogs up the system to get gibs, makes a stink, calls everyone racist, fails to get gibs.

Died by not paying for a locker and fetching shoes that he shared with someone else.
Most niggery death of the year.

Can’t believe someone can die from something so silly

those autists at that sub really know how to scour for details, but not a hint of a sense of humor.

Dave's smart to bring attention to this on such a high profile platform.

I expect this should be resolved soon, probably before the end of the day.

Libertarians really are nearly as bad as liberals at white guilting. I hope Artie ruined his bleeding heart cuck bullshit by interrupting to imagine Teen Wolf as a nigger.

It was the nigger not the Jew who said that

I'm the OP. I don't like Dave Smith. But I have to admit that this episode is better than most and he is a good third mic.

Dave is incredibly smart in his own mind because he surrounds himself with morons.

I dare say the rest of the... ugh... "Skanks" are smarter than him. You need wit to be funny, which they are and he ain't.

Dave Smith is a stupid person.

For a long time I assumed he was well informed politically and just happened to have ideas I didn't agree with. Turns out no, he's under informed and probably only holds his views so he can think of himself as an edgy non-conformist.

His take on his special that I will never ever watch was gay edgelord both sides are retarded horseshit.

plus some timely 9/11 material

oy vey the crazy goyim are fighting

Every libertarian is a moron.

(((stupid person)))

his interests don't lie with yours.

Dave and people like him give libertarians a bad name. He's mostly un or underinformed on topics and thinks that everything is a conspiracy. He's not funny enought to be a comedian and not smart enough to be a pundit. Hopefully Lauren makes it big and can support him.

And he is an anarcho-capitalist which is retarded on its own but then he has nothing substantive to back up how capitalism would function with no government whatsoever.

I can't argue with him stating that government is bad and we'd run smoother without it. Government is just people and free markets do work things out MUCH better than government forcing people - just look at UPS and USPS. But, I'm not here to argue about capitalism.

With small government, the corporations dick you over.

With large government, the government fucks you over.

With our current government, you get the worst of both worlds.

I'd personally rather take my chances with the corporations at this point

lol. you think the corporations don't control everything including the "government."

Naive bastard.

Quite specifically said with our current government you get the worst of both worlds as both the corporations and the government are corrupting influences.

It is not one controlling the other though, it is hand-in-hand. Government moves business, business moves government.

Power comes from money. Everything the government does is done because some wealthy corporation or CEO wants it done. Even liberal things that seem like they would be bad for big business. A lot of corporations are for "socialism" (welfare and universal healthcare) because they realize that completely fucking over consumers will ultimately hurt them.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

But you need at least a basic government to set the rule of law for the basic functions such as violent crime and enforcing property rights.

then that's stupid. definitely needs laws of some sort

I believe they said they were told the story by Luis's dumb Puerto Rican girlfriend so it should be no surprise that was their take on the story

Dave Smith legitimately believes America will become an anarcho capitalist society in his lifetime.

No offense to the kid, but why would anyone cover up the supposed murder of an absolute nobody? Was he hiding government secrets in the rolled up gym mat?

I guess the kid who supposedly murder him had a father in the FBI who could pull strings.

And the school officials are in on it, the state of Georgia, at least two judges... Dave Smith: genius of our time.

Rumor around here at the time was he had a fight with the grandson of the (now former) sheriff over a girl. They claimed the sheriff's grandson and a friend cornered him in the gym, beat him to death, and rolled him up in the mat. Then the Sheriff's Dept. covered it up to save his grandson's ass.

Of course, that was all bullshit.

Thermite negro.

When I first heard the story the theory I heard was that it was a hazing thing that got out of control and hick town sports team needed to protect its athletes. Then I heard some cartoonish white devil story about racist lynchings and whatever. The sheriff's grandson story is a new one. All this confusion because it's hard to understand the stupidity necessary to manage to accidentally kill yourself like that

I just read his wiki. Did he crawl into a rolled up mat and get stuck?

The mat was vertically up. He shoved his head and arm in to reach, got stuck and fell in.

that would make sense... his weight let him down into the mat, & surface-friction on the rolled surface prevented him pushing it open/unrolled. Thank me, case closed!

It probably wasn't a clean fall straight in. You probably fucked up with neck etc.

I was thinking more a long reach in, then got stuck head first.

Maybe he slid down so hard that he got knocked unconscious and didn't even have a chance to struggle to get his breath.

I think I explained it perfectly, I usually give replies an upvote... but, ya know.

Also, the theory of 'head trauma' could've been pooled blood from his head-down-in-mat positioning.

uhhhh bloodclots formed in his head that caussssssedddd a buildup of fluids which resulted in a pool of seepage in his head

The freemarket will decide if he was murdered.

I'm sorry... I am ready this and I cant understand how this monster of a manchild killed himself with gym mats.

Can someone explain wtf happened?

Kid used to toss his school shoes into the top of a rolled up mat that was 6ft high vertically while at the school's gym with his basketball shoes on. When it was time to leave, he reached in with his arm grabbing the shoes while his other arm grabbed the mat to support himself. Kid slipped in, suffocated and died. They blamed these kids who last entered the gym.

Few important notes

He was known to hide his shoes there

The camera was stop motion which explains the "lost footage" because no one was in the area

As for the hole in the mat being too narrow for his shoulder span, this can be explained by the fact that his arms were stretched to opposite sides, one reaching the shoes in the mat while the other grabbing bellow onto the mat.I just tried that motion in person and my shoulders move in, which makes the span of them smaller.

Finally once he was stuck inside, his body would be sealing the hole which would have caused him to suffocate and muffle any of his screams for help.

Sucks a kid died in the accident. Sucks even more that those kids are forever linked to his death.

Case close.

But why we're all his organs removed and replaced with newspaper?

Funeral home put in newspapers so his body would appear normal for funeral services. The organs were allowed to decompose because there was no crime committed.

His organs were removed by the coroner during the autopsy (which is normal - they weigh and examine them, looking for a cause of death). Looks like they weren't sent to the funeral home. The funeral home then had to prepare the body for viewing for the funeral, and had to fill the gap where the organs had been; and used newspaper instead of the usual sawdust.

The family promptly sued the funeral home for using newspaper (not sawdust), and got nothing.

This part's a bit dodgy (on coroner's part), but murder/cover-up is does not make.

I agree. It wouldn't surprise me if there was an action the family was required to take - a form to fill out, a fee to pay - to preserve the organs, and they didn't.

I'm kind of curious how the family's autopsy determined cause of death with all of the organs missing.

excellent point, would've been in no way near conclusive.

Because he had a small bruise on his neck. I am serious.

Murder... or vampires

To be fair, it was Luis who brought it up and mainly argued for the conspiracy. I know that doesn't quite fit the anti Dave Smith agenda and I'm not fond either but I'm not loying.

So they found signs of blunt force trauma after they hired a private pathologist. And he was wrapped in a gym mat. I hate Dave Smith and the families that try to get in on a $100 million dollar ghetto payday, but you guys don't there isn't something else to this case?

I'm 100% positive they didn't choose a private pathologist to tell them exactly what they want to hear in exchange for a cut of that sweet, sweet ghetto lottery money. 100% positive.

This kid is all over YouTube mysterious death compilations...didn't take much to convince me because I do t care but if Dave smith thinks so I'm out

That story got a lot of attention here in Georgia for a while. Though, I think it’s clear that nothing happened in terms of foul play, it’s pretty fucking sad.

that nothing happened in terms of foul play, it’s pretty fucking sad.

I can understand why parents would want to believe that he died quickly from an attack rather than slowly, ass up, and knowing that it was his own stupid fault. Imagine that. Dying knowing that you're dying in an absurd way because of your own stupidity.

How the fuck did he even die

he done got stuck.

Reminds me of that guy who got trapped upside down deep inside that cave.

https://babylon.naurunappula.com/200x200/94/fe/94fe82f99a723460/0/1259821.jpg

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If it were a white person who was killed in suspicious circumstances, Dave Smith wouldn't care. He is too busy living up to his tough, NYC street-kid persona.

If he was white people would give him a Darwin Award and laugh their asses off.

"Am I really going out like this? Ass up in a gym mat? Is this really how it ends for me?..."

In threads about Anthony we make fun of his racism but in threads not about Anthony we sound like Anthony lol

but a coroner hired by the family said he died of blunt force trauma.

"blunt force trauma to the right side of Kendrick's neck, near the jaw, "

is something that is highly likely to happen to you if you were to fall head first into a gm mat.

It was Luis who brought it up and he even names a kid who has sued because he was wrongly accused.

This is a far more humiliating way to die for a teen than even autoerotic asphyxiation. Shared shoes and didn't want to pay locker fees.

I hate Dave smith, but just reading the wikipedia dave isn't the only person saying there is a conspiracy. There is no evidence to support majority of these retarded conspiracy theories people know about, and this black kids murder seems to have evidence that some wierd shit happened. Wikipedia says his autopsy claims he was full of newspaper

wikipedia also says the funeral home put newspaper there.

you idiots can't get past the newspaper.

I literally just heard of it I'm sure ill get past it, but can you explain it?

Funeral home put it there because organs were removed during autopsy. The organs were not preserved because there was no evidence of a crime. There is nothing unusual about any of this.

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Why was the retarded autopsy guy not expecting that then? Holly shit this little nig is full of paper.

He was on the bonfire the other day talking bout 'our people' with Jay about being a yid... dat nigga is mexican and tryna act like he in da tribe, i don't care if you got a sliver of bagel in you bitch, don't be claiming anything other than being a stinky mex, you shit mouthed bitch. He ridin Jay and Luis like they a rollercoaster weak ass nigga

yea yea yea speak dat trooth nigga

He fell down the staricase

Weed man.

I think I explained it perfectly, I usually give replies an upvote... but, ya know.

I'd personally rather take my chances with the corporations at this point

lol. you think the corporations don't control everything including the "government."

Naive bastard.

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