r/opieandanthony: Her nips must be cold as a muggg.

Arrrgh that yella fever be the death a me me laddy, it best kept deep down in Davey Jones locker arrrgh although if this crazy Bessy gets her kipper out you moight just be gettin' your wish arrrgh

1 866-Ron-0-Fez 2017-12-07

But we're plebs. We want the hits.....we'll never appreciate the 'new album' while pretending we always loved your previous work.

Be Chinese, just once more....we don't deserve it but take pity.

1 AngeloMacon 2017-12-07

Where's the guy who curses you out in chink?

1 killtheumpire 2017-12-07

The only pictures I want to see of her should be either of her tits or her autopsy

1 Assandtiddies 2017-12-07

Why is she only ever in a car or a public bathroom? This goofy broad is homeless with a serious case of IBS.

1 Dick_Kickass_II 2017-12-07

When she first started the Mrs. Chipperson routine, her Twitter feed had a plenty of pics of her pre-Chip normal life. She apparently works in fashion and is fairly successful; she had a corner office and was always trying on expensive clothes and accessories that designers were sending her for her work. She also drives an $80,000 car.

Her Chip stuff was all mixed in with that, which I'm sure was totally baffling to her normal friends and colleagues at the time. Now she's completely dedicated her Twitter to Chip, and all her regular life stuff has been deleted. I have no idea if she even still has a job (presumably she does?), but the people around her must think she went totally batshit. I'm pretty sure she lives in Philly too.

I'm really genuinely curious who she is and what's actually going on in her life that made her do this all of a sudden.

1 Assandtiddies 2017-12-07

Yea she’s said she is in philly and used to post pictures from a lawyers office so maybe a paralegal or something. 2 things for sure, she’s never going to show her tits and she’s batty.

1 Jarvismcjigglesteins 2017-12-07

Let us know what you end up doing with the body.

1 Dick_Kickass_II 2017-12-07

Probably just eat it or something.

1 Yujiro_Hanma_ 2017-12-07

Another life ruined by o and a.

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1 chippersan 2017-12-07

hey i live there, maybe me and her can have a meat/tweet up

1 Fightingrooster 2017-12-07

It was nice knowing you 👍🏻

1 whatisthishere 2017-12-07

So God has basically given Jim someone.

1 SpitItoutSocrates 2017-12-07

Pretty sure she has pictures of her in her home too. So that's three places that are completely normal to take pictures of yourself in. But yeah, upvote you friendless, ugly, faggots. Its completely unnatural to take a picture of yourself in a bathroom mirror or your car.

1 Dick_Kickass_II 2017-12-07

You sound like a lot of fun.

1 gregorio_ilidivich 2017-12-07

Why is she always in a public bathroom?

1 piggyboi 2017-12-07

She spends a lot of time in bars...

1 CommodorePawsey 2017-12-07

In a public restroom? If Jim doesn’t fuck her it isn’t because he can’t.

1 donald_kingsley 2017-12-07

Princess Alena's looking almost passable here.

1 RapistWithAIDS 2017-12-07

She's very slightly cockeyed

That's the whole reason behind all of this. Something like that will break a woman psychologically

1 Fightingrooster 2017-12-07

She can’t center herself

1 blackirishlad 2017-12-07

I wonder if she's a clothes pin, alligator clips, or biting type of girl

1 verdunkelt 2017-12-07

She looks great for 47

1 czarcy 2017-12-07

Is she actually 47?

1 verdunkelt 2017-12-07

Sure yeah

1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-12-07

And that's how /r/opieandanthony facts are started.

1 DanisBrokenJaw 2017-12-07

I believed it.

1 InHell1979 2017-12-07

Lets make a pact right now, as a sub: We ignore this dopey broad until she comes through with the nudes, specifically asshole and puffy pussy shots.

1 Fightingrooster 2017-12-07

This is how you get shit done

1 Brandy_Buck 2017-12-07

Man, what a waste. Jim could totally hook up with ms. Chipperson, and have some actual interesting content to talk about on the show. Maybe he could even bring her in if she could handle being on mic.

All that potential, just completely thrown away, all because this lady doesn't have a cock.

2017, everyone.

1 schmuckOnWheels 2017-12-07

This guy gets it

1 MAGAUSA1776 2017-12-07

If Jim agreed to a date with her, this crazy bitch would show up to the studio the next morning wearing Jim's face as a mask.

And Sam still wouldn't be able to turn it into interesting radio.

1 birdmanisreal 2017-12-07

Sams reaction would be intern davidesque: whoaa whoaa what do you have there?

1 Uboat1940 2017-12-07

I'm done with her being hot. She is not..unless she posts nudes.

1 Dick_Kickass_II 2017-12-07