This is what that idiot looks like without a cap

87  2017-12-07 by Moveinslience

70 comments

this fuck gets around. how many italian subs do you have to sell to live this lifestyle?

Stay at a Holiday Inn.

I imagine $8 covers that kimono from Amazon.

And this does appear to be a hotel/motel pool

A shitty one with cracked tile

I tucking love Amazon.

didnt realize wearing hats make you look not retarded

Fuck, I don't blame him now.

Imagine being his wife and having to kiss that post-dinner cheesy garlic burp-and-ciggy breath in the jacuzzi.

HE DESERVES TO BE BLOW FIRST!

Yeah, his head clean off

He looks like he's hosting shitty horror movies on cable access .

Spic-ghoulie

SvenFoodie.

A Chicago land local TV reference from the 90s.

...well alright

Count Fatula.

sci-fi ninja theatre

he's about to turn that jacuzzi into locker room laundry broth

Have you ever smelled a man smoking cigarettes while wearing sandals? I have.

If you have any doubt how retarded Opie is, listening to him explain how he found Carl is amazing. He says Guy Fierri brought him in one time and Carl was sort of laying back. He chimed in a few times and Opie "instantly" knew this guy was far better radio. If someone goes and finds that audio I GUARANTEE what happened is Opie made some lame jokes and Carl laughed.

I'm not willing to do that but I accept it as fact

I still want to hear it tho

Of course it was Guy Fierri who found Carl.

I hate how proud he is of the fact that he smokes cigs.

Nobody thinks its cool or badass. Just fucking smoke or don't, but the dangling unlit cig pose that him and Artie do all the time is impressing nobody.

Stanhope makes me want to start smoking again. Carl does not.

He quit smoking recently i think

Still chain smoked on the JRE the other fay

I don't think Artie is trying to impress anyone he's just feening.

Artie impresses me by staying alive

Feening

Arrrgh it actually be lookin' loike a Bessie's tampon so it does arrrgh

I smoking looks cool, just not when the Carl is doing it

So a Nick Kroll character?

This guajiro is always shoving some kind of empty calorie laden junk food and drowning his sadness at siding with Opie with cheap domestic gutter beer.

One of the top 3 worst faces in the O&A universe.

He looks oddly Jewish.

Is half a hulk face number 4?

This asshole does not deserve to be blown before the jacuzzi.

And the only thing he should burn is calories

But he SHOULD BE buried in a fucking rose garden.

And deserves to be raped by a pack of niggers

His provocative dress, with his BOOBS sticking out.

Fatass looks like Dr Lipschitz

Hey old man, it’s a hat not a cap.

is he trying to wipe his giant ass in this photo? nigga got no arms

What. ........someone stole his doodie hat not his queer robe and spic footwear.

FUCK that necklace.

ElJefe?? Is that you?? Where is Jdubs?

Yasser Arafatso

Nosferaboo

Don douche.

Like Danny Devito too close to a black hole

So horrendous ok thanks

Fuck he looks like darth Vader when Luke took of his helmet.

I'm ashamed of all of you for not pointing out that he is wearing sandals. Sandals are reserved for sand-niggers who can't afford sneakers and faggots who bottom and want to show off their pedicures. Any man who wears sandals should be dragged out into the streets and beaten with a baseball bat. Tldr; I am not a fan of men wearing sandals.

It's a pool you spaz

Fuck he looks like Darth Vader when Luke took of his helmet.

He looks like he is about to suggest we all take our trunks off for the best experience.

He looks like the guitarist from Conan's house band.

does anyone else wish people would ignore this guy? He's a chef in a deli he's not from any of the shows we used to enjoy

i wonder what his 23 and me looks like

He looks like an extra from Big Trouble In Little China.

More like Big Trouble in Little Cuba amirite?

David Lo (frying) Pan

Every hat enthusiast who ever lived is actually just an ashamed bald guy

Would actually be a pretty cool look if he was fitter and dressed better… Like a slim fitting suit or something.

wow I'm really surprised that the guy with 48 interchangeable baseball caps is balding.

Ol' bitch ankles

He looks like a character from GTA: Vice City

You gotta pay the troll toll, if you want to get in the boy's hole....

He looks like a scat fetish porn baron

And deserves to be raped by a pack of niggers

His provocative dress, with his BOOBS sticking out.