If you have any doubt how retarded Opie is, listening to him explain how he found Carl is amazing. He says Guy Fierri brought him in one time and Carl was sort of laying back. He chimed in a few times and Opie "instantly" knew this guy was far better radio. If someone goes and finds that audio I GUARANTEE what happened is Opie made some lame jokes and Carl laughed.
I hate how proud he is of the fact that he smokes cigs.
Nobody thinks its cool or badass. Just fucking smoke or don't, but the dangling unlit cig pose that him and Artie do all the time is impressing nobody.
This guajiro is always shoving some kind of empty calorie laden junk food and drowning his sadness at siding with Opie with cheap domestic gutter beer.
I'm ashamed of all of you for not pointing out that he is wearing sandals. Sandals are reserved for sand-niggers who can't afford sneakers and faggots who bottom and want to show off their pedicures. Any man who wears sandals should be dragged out into the streets and beaten with a baseball bat.
Tldr; I am not a fan of men wearing sandals.
70 comments
1 FuckShitFart 2017-12-07
this fuck gets around. how many italian subs do you have to sell to live this lifestyle?
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-12-07
Stay at a Holiday Inn.
1 knitro 2017-12-07
I imagine $8 covers that kimono from Amazon.
1 oandauser 2017-12-07
And this does appear to be a hotel/motel pool
1 burgonies 2017-12-07
A shitty one with cracked tile
1 ryanindayton 2017-12-07
I tucking love Amazon.
1 deanthecleanmachine 2017-12-07
didnt realize wearing hats make you look not retarded
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-12-07
Fuck, I don't blame him now.
1 OkaySeriouslyBro 2017-12-07
Imagine being his wife and having to kiss that post-dinner cheesy garlic burp-and-ciggy breath in the jacuzzi.
1 Daddy_Donuts 2017-12-07
HE DESERVES TO BE BLOW FIRST!
1 Single_Action_Army 2017-12-07
Yeah, his head clean off
1 GWARscientist 2017-12-07
He looks like he's hosting shitty horror movies on cable access .
1 CoolerKing37 2017-12-07
Spic-ghoulie
1 wackadoodle_wigwam 2017-12-07
SvenFoodie.
1 The_Sharpie_Is_Black 2017-12-07
A Chicago land local TV reference from the 90s.
...well alright
1 piggyboi 2017-12-07
Count Fatula.
1 BlewRaja 2017-12-07
sci-fi ninja theatre
1 deep_legal_shit 2017-12-07
he's about to turn that jacuzzi into locker room laundry broth
1 Gregg_Hughes 2017-12-07
Have you ever smelled a man smoking cigarettes while wearing sandals? I have.
1 oandauser 2017-12-07
If you have any doubt how retarded Opie is, listening to him explain how he found Carl is amazing. He says Guy Fierri brought him in one time and Carl was sort of laying back. He chimed in a few times and Opie "instantly" knew this guy was far better radio. If someone goes and finds that audio I GUARANTEE what happened is Opie made some lame jokes and Carl laughed.
1 Jackthejew 2017-12-07
I'm not willing to do that but I accept it as fact
1 dmix 2017-12-07
I still want to hear it tho
1 dmix 2017-12-07
Of course it was Guy Fierri who found Carl.
1 gethigh_watchHBO 2017-12-07
I hate how proud he is of the fact that he smokes cigs.
Nobody thinks its cool or badass. Just fucking smoke or don't, but the dangling unlit cig pose that him and Artie do all the time is impressing nobody.
1 KangolVos 2017-12-07
Stanhope makes me want to start smoking again. Carl does not.
1 Dr-Seepage 2017-12-07
He quit smoking recently i think
1 Hold_My_Brush22 2017-12-07
Still chain smoked on the JRE the other fay
1 scorezman 2017-12-07
I don't think Artie is trying to impress anyone he's just feening.
1 Single_Action_Army 2017-12-07
Artie impresses me by staying alive
1 Kenn_Kennerson 2017-12-07
Feening
1 I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2017-12-07
Arrrgh it actually be lookin' loike a Bessie's tampon so it does arrrgh
1 NortheastPhilly 2017-12-07
I smoking looks cool, just not when the Carl is doing it
1 McDeely 2017-12-07
So a Nick Kroll character?
1 LoloTheRogan 2017-12-07
This guajiro is always shoving some kind of empty calorie laden junk food and drowning his sadness at siding with Opie with cheap domestic gutter beer.
1 TriangleDimes 2017-12-07
One of the top 3 worst faces in the O&A universe.
1 piggyboi 2017-12-07
He looks oddly Jewish.
1 PretzlKing 2017-12-07
Is half a hulk face number 4?
1 Phkna1 2017-12-07
This asshole does not deserve to be blown before the jacuzzi.
1 Single_Action_Army 2017-12-07
And the only thing he should burn is calories
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2017-12-07
But he SHOULD BE buried in a fucking rose garden.
1 Phkna1 2017-12-07
And deserves to be raped by a pack of niggers
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2017-12-07
His provocative dress, with his BOOBS sticking out.
1 sanfrancisco69er 2017-12-07
Fatass looks like Dr Lipschitz
1 ok_to_sink 2017-12-07
Hey old man, it’s a hat not a cap.
1 TyCobbFuckParty 2017-12-07
is he trying to wipe his giant ass in this photo? nigga got no arms
1 Billyassman 2017-12-07
What. ........someone stole his doodie hat not his queer robe and spic footwear.
1 nomorecompromise 2017-12-07
FUCK that necklace.
1 Queen_of_Queef 2017-12-07
ElJefe?? Is that you?? Where is Jdubs?
1 edgars_teeth 2017-12-07
Yasser Arafatso
1 MoeGreenVegas 2017-12-07
Nosferaboo
1 TheSmallGiantt 2017-12-07
Don douche.
1 sickfuckinpuppies 2017-12-07
Like Danny Devito too close to a black hole
1 birdmanisreal 2017-12-07
So horrendous ok thanks
1 scorezman 2017-12-07
Fuck he looks like darth Vader when Luke took of his helmet.
1 cringingdouchechills 2017-12-07
I'm ashamed of all of you for not pointing out that he is wearing sandals. Sandals are reserved for sand-niggers who can't afford sneakers and faggots who bottom and want to show off their pedicures. Any man who wears sandals should be dragged out into the streets and beaten with a baseball bat. Tldr; I am not a fan of men wearing sandals.
1 Rigger_Nich 2017-12-07
It's a pool you spaz
1 scorezman 2017-12-07
Fuck he looks like Darth Vader when Luke took of his helmet.
1 xBrianSmithx 2017-12-07
He looks like he is about to suggest we all take our trunks off for the best experience.
1 RBuddCumia 2017-12-07
He looks like the guitarist from Conan's house band.
1 chickenfan1 2017-12-07
does anyone else wish people would ignore this guy? He's a chef in a deli he's not from any of the shows we used to enjoy
1 deep_legal_shit 2017-12-07
i wonder what his 23 and me looks like
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2017-12-07
He looks like an extra from Big Trouble In Little China.
1 chipkatspartan 2017-12-07
More like Big Trouble in Little Cuba amirite?
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2017-12-07
David Lo (frying) Pan
1 throwawaymanthrows 2017-12-07
Every hat enthusiast who ever lived is actually just an ashamed bald guy
1 VicDumb 2017-12-07
Would actually be a pretty cool look if he was fitter and dressed better… Like a slim fitting suit or something.
1 TheHotsauceKid 2017-12-07
wow I'm really surprised that the guy with 48 interchangeable baseball caps is balding.
1 Yujiro_Hanma_ 2017-12-07
Ol' bitch ankles
1 Kevtv 2017-12-07
He looks like a character from GTA: Vice City
1 dammitjenkins20cars 2017-12-07
You gotta pay the troll toll, if you want to get in the boy's hole....
1 onemancrimespree 2017-12-07
http://www.midwesttvguy.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/digitalunderground.jpg
1 TenguBuranchi 2017-12-07
He looks like a scat fetish porn baron
1 Phkna1 2017-12-07
And deserves to be raped by a pack of niggers
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2017-12-07
His provocative dress, with his BOOBS sticking out.