I got banned after one post. Apparently you're not allowed to ask real sexual questions.
Oh yeah. Men REALLY care about women's opinions on home decor and politics and shit...
Shit on her all you want but broads like this are the best thing to happen to lazy pieces of shit like me... they bring order to tedious tasks that functioning humans wouldn't bother themselves with. Like ingredients lists. No, we got to the store and look around bitch
I'm willing to bet that a guy who can't be bothered to be proactive about a grocery list probably doesn't have many recipes up his sleeve. She probably knows exactly what he needs and she's just being cunty about it.
So she wants to share the burden of cooking so she doesn't feel trapped into doing all of it. Obviously, there's a feminist bent to this, but if you're a guy/girl and can't cook, then you're not an adult.
Having said that, the best way to get back at her would be to buy ingredients you know she's allergic to and whip it up in the meal. Don't kill her, just make her life miserable for a second.
Exactly. Women have been duped into splitting everything 50/50 in terms of equality. Chasing pointless careers they don't want, having their "man" put on an apron and take care of the house.
I really don't mind holding doors open and paying for the dinner if they don't throw some feminazi fit about making lunch or doing the laundry, a fit they throw not because they want to but they feel like they have to.
I mean; the reality these days is that both parents typically HAVE TO work, full-time. My parents did, so whatever parent got home first, had to handle dinner. If your kids were old enough, you'd teach em how to do laundry, tell them to clean their rooms, then someone in the house handled the main rooms. You'd feel it out, based around the the immediate needs: School and Work. You don't need feminism to figure all that out. If you married a fella with a lot of money or a good job - where you didn't have to work and chose not to pursue a career - THEN GUESS WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE DOING. If you're a guy and she has the better career/money -and she honestly doesn't care if you don't earn as much as her and she's TRULY isn't unattracted to you because of that - then you be Mr. Mom. It's just easier to base it around pragmatism, than idealism. You only create kids who grow up conflicted, because they don't know when to shut of the ideals and just solve a problem.
I'm willing to bet that a guy who can't be bothered to be proactive about a grocery list probably doesn't have many recipes up his sleeve. She probably knows exactly what he needs and she's just being cunty about it.
41 comments
1 Dick_Kickass_II 2017-12-07
hahahaha holy shit it's like they're trying to write a parody
1 chippersan 2017-12-07
HOEEEE LEEEEE SHITTTTT
1 realister 2017-12-07
she makes him plan his meals for a week... how much you willing to bet he wants to blow his brains out.
1 DildoBaggins75 2017-12-07
How much you wanna bet that, while she’s out shopping for groceries, he’s plugging some whore in their marital bedroom?
1 realister 2017-12-07
I really hope so for his mental state that he does.
1 Taureg01 2017-12-07
God forbid you feel like something else that night
1 Single_Action_Army 2017-12-07
She ENTIIIICED me
1 CommodorePawsey 2017-12-07
Know what else is frustrating, lady? Two black eyes.
1 CookieHaid 2017-12-07
Mia?
1 rbz90 2017-12-07
He said "eyes" not "guys coming over when my husband is out warning for both of us"
1 MuleJuiceMcQuaid 2017-12-07
Yeah, I hate having to tell them twice.
1 deep_legal_shit 2017-12-07
she sounds like a nice, tidy, organized woman. fuck that slob tbh.
1 UnitedStates_America 2017-12-07
I hate women
1 Single_Action_Army 2017-12-07
Same. Why can't guys just suck dick all day long?
1 spaghetti-in-pockets 2017-12-07
I can't wait for sexbots to happen. Then they'll realize how good they had at, complaining about fucking meal lists.
1 CookieHaid 2017-12-07
regan92's a cunt
1 Single_Action_Army 2017-12-07
She really became a twat after she got that demon exorcized
1 Toss__Pot 2017-12-07
If that's the most comment-worthy trouble in her life, her life's too easy!
/r/askwomen ... I wonder how long it'd take me to get banned from there, I'd light that place up with logic if I was bored.
1 Single_Action_Army 2017-12-07
I got banned after one post. Apparently you're not allowed to ask real sexual questions.
Oh yeah. Men REALLY care about women's opinions on home decor and politics and shit...
1 spaghetti-in-pockets 2017-12-07
I feel going and getting banned.
1 OkaySeriouslyBro 2017-12-07
The foundation of every great marriage is the wife assigning culinary homework every night.
1 onemancrimespree 2017-12-07
Shit on her all you want but broads like this are the best thing to happen to lazy pieces of shit like me... they bring order to tedious tasks that functioning humans wouldn't bother themselves with. Like ingredients lists. No, we got to the store and look around bitch
1 DuncanKeef 2017-12-07
Faggot
1 onemancrimespree 2017-12-07
I want you to go to jail for this.
1 ellasmitherson 2017-12-07
Statistically the number one way to increase your life expectancy as a man is to get married.
1 rbz90 2017-12-07
Sure you live longer but way less happy.
1 Jungies 2017-12-07
You don't live longer, it just feels longer - am I right, fellas?
1 spaghetti-in-pockets 2017-12-07
Quality over quantity!
(Please kill me)
1 bambonk 2017-12-07
Useless sexy clown-retards.
1 LonesomeJorge 2017-12-07
She sounds insufferable. That's also a stupid way to plan meals, which means it was probably her idea.
1 Yujiro_Hanma_ 2017-12-07
Anyone who uses the word whilst is a pedantic twat
1 FrankieBianchi 2017-12-07
Honestly sounds pretty great. She sounds frugal and organized and the man is a lazy idiot.
What kind of retard writes "meat" on a grocery list?
1 TheRealJayOakerson 2017-12-07
The kind that would marry a cunt like that.
1 LonesomeJorge 2017-12-07
I'm willing to bet that a guy who can't be bothered to be proactive about a grocery list probably doesn't have many recipes up his sleeve. She probably knows exactly what he needs and she's just being cunty about it.
1 FrankieBianchi 2017-12-07
You just changed my opinion of her and now I think she’s a cunt
1 InHell1979 2017-12-07
So she wants to share the burden of cooking so she doesn't feel trapped into doing all of it. Obviously, there's a feminist bent to this, but if you're a guy/girl and can't cook, then you're not an adult.
Having said that, the best way to get back at her would be to buy ingredients you know she's allergic to and whip it up in the meal. Don't kill her, just make her life miserable for a second.
1 Jungies 2017-12-07
Nah, just buy a case of those low-calorie meal replacement shakes, "because you're looking fat".
1 Single_Action_Army 2017-12-07
Exactly. Women have been duped into splitting everything 50/50 in terms of equality. Chasing pointless careers they don't want, having their "man" put on an apron and take care of the house.
I really don't mind holding doors open and paying for the dinner if they don't throw some feminazi fit about making lunch or doing the laundry, a fit they throw not because they want to but they feel like they have to.
1 InHell1979 2017-12-07
I mean; the reality these days is that both parents typically HAVE TO work, full-time. My parents did, so whatever parent got home first, had to handle dinner. If your kids were old enough, you'd teach em how to do laundry, tell them to clean their rooms, then someone in the house handled the main rooms. You'd feel it out, based around the the immediate needs: School and Work. You don't need feminism to figure all that out. If you married a fella with a lot of money or a good job - where you didn't have to work and chose not to pursue a career - THEN GUESS WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE DOING. If you're a guy and she has the better career/money -and she honestly doesn't care if you don't earn as much as her and she's TRULY isn't unattracted to you because of that - then you be Mr. Mom. It's just easier to base it around pragmatism, than idealism. You only create kids who grow up conflicted, because they don't know when to shut of the ideals and just solve a problem.
1 DataEast1 2017-12-07
"whilst"
BURN THE WITCH
1 CommodorePawsey 2017-12-07
“My wife made me plan our meals. Look now.” - Patton O.
1 TheRealJayOakerson 2017-12-07
The kind that would marry a cunt like that.
1 LonesomeJorge 2017-12-07
I'm willing to bet that a guy who can't be bothered to be proactive about a grocery list probably doesn't have many recipes up his sleeve. She probably knows exactly what he needs and she's just being cunty about it.