The life of David Cross

14  2017-12-06 by David_Tosk

10 comments

1  David_Tosk 2017-12-06

Being married to a social justice warrior is a fate worse than death

1  TheDarkFezRises 2017-12-06

I think I remember that bitch being vaguely cute in some way back when I was a kid.

1  UhLookHereMan 2017-12-06

I bet he really satisfies her

1  lifeobenreilly 2017-12-06

I bet he really watches someone satisfy her.

1  LarryKleist711 2017-12-06

House of Cards is an apt description for their marriage. I hope David is willing to pony up half.

1  TriangleDimes 2017-12-06

At one point during their courtship he said "no, in fact I find tall women sexy."

1  Single_Action_Army 2017-12-06

I prefer my women at least 5'11" and with a big veiny cock

1  nomorecompromise 2017-12-06

He has all of the characteristics of a man who's being cheated on.

1  Every1ShouldBKilled 2017-12-06

  1. She's a moron.

  2. She's full of shit.

  3. She didn't defend her husband. God forbid if Cross paid her the same treatment: It would be another "Men cant be trusted" article on Salon.com

1  Billyassman 2017-12-06

Meet my bitch.