Shocking.

"Sam you comin' to the kegger?"

"Ew, no! I'm gonna make Hot Pockets and watch Smackdown. You guys are welcome to hang out here. My mom sent the big box of Hot Pockets."

Whoever gets "care packages" in the mail from a family member, should die of AIDS

It's better than the shit comes home.

Yeah, but did you know he had a class with Carmelo Anthony?

Does Sam really even have any friends now? It's obvious that his co workers tolerate him, but they don't really like him. Whenever he's seen on a day off it's him at home playing video games by himself.

He's a loser

Somebody said they were a few rows behind him at some wrestling show this summer (not his WWE job, another company) and he was alone.

I mean, I'm no social butterfly but I got a couple friends. Zero of them would attend a wrestling show with me, even if I paid for their ticket.

It's really fucking hard to get non-wrestling fans remotely interested about this shit.

Yeah, but you aren't known for hosting a wrestling show and being on the WWE shows once a month. Sam should have wrestling nerds all over the place wanting to be his friend.

Fair point

Awe,but he has the dolls.

People who take pride in having friends are pussies, be by yourself, it ain't that bad

Container a coffee

Did he admit that, or do you assume him having no friends in college? Both is legitimate source material.

Fair point