Are any of you actually christian?
4 2017-12-06 by TinKnockinMoroccan
I don't know why but I find the pro christian comments that pop up here to be the weirdest. It just doesn't fit aesthetically.
4 2017-12-06 by TinKnockinMoroccan
I don't know why but I find the pro christian comments that pop up here to be the weirdest. It just doesn't fit aesthetically.
55 comments
1 Creattol 2017-12-06
It's the increasing /pol/ presence since the election.
1 oldchunkofcoal 2017-12-06
They're reactionary Christians. Most progressives are atheists, so they'll take the converse position despite no sincere belief.
1 TinKnockinMoroccan 2017-12-06
Does anybody have thoughts that are their own anymore? Or is it all being contrary to some thing you hate for reasons you don't even know anymore?
1 The_Sharpie_Is_Black 2017-12-06
I was gonna make a chip joke about having the name christian (Tsss), which led me to look up christian slaters twitter. Which led me to this
Any man that calls himself a feminist should be buried up to their neck and stoned to death
1 TinKnockinMoroccan 2017-12-06
You can just be honest and admit that you've been trying to find some way to insert that "joke" about christian slater and jumped the gun.
1 The_Sharpie_Is_Black 2017-12-06
Ah yes.. my ace in the hole christian slater "Joke"
First off, it wasn't a joke. Second of all, fuck yourself you faggot.
1 TinKnockinMoroccan 2017-12-06
The response of somebody who totally isn't upset that their joke missed the mark.
1 The_Sharpie_Is_Black 2017-12-06
The response of a fucking delusional cunt that thinks a human being actually has a BANKED joke about christian slater...
1 TinKnockinMoroccan 2017-12-06
Not banked. That implies sitting on the joke for a long time.
Listen, we've all thought of something funny and tried to shoehorn it into a situation prematurely. It hurts but it will pass.
1 The_Sharpie_Is_Black 2017-12-06
When should I have make a "joke" about christian slater being stoned to death?
Oh great and wise comedy expert.
1 TinKnockinMoroccan 2017-12-06
Jesus Christ. You're just proving my point. If this was a throw away joke you would have move on my now instead of getting offended like a big fruity boy.
1 The_Sharpie_Is_Black 2017-12-06
So now you're saying its a banked "joke'. Yeesh make up your mind comedy expert. Can't a man wish death upon a faggot without someone saying that comedic timing was off?
Stick to making these posts with enthralling questions you dullard
1 TinKnockinMoroccan 2017-12-06
No. That's not what I'm saying. As I said above, a banked joke would be a joke you've been sitting on for a while. This was obviously a joke you thought of recently and have been trying to shoehorn into a situation, as I said in my first response.
I'm actually concerned for you. I've never seen somebody take criticism of their failed attempt at humor so poorly. You get offended very easily. If you want to hug things out, send me a PM and we can take it from here.
1 The_Sharpie_Is_Black 2017-12-06
I made a simple death wish upon Christian Slater and you came out of left field with "joke" criticisms like you are booking acts for the laugh factory and theories on when I developed this "joke".
That's a weird thing to do. You're weird.
1 TinKnockinMoroccan 2017-12-06
You've spent several posts defending your "simple death wish upon Christian Slater."
That's a weirder thing to do.
1 A_Friendly_Creeper 2017-12-06
Dork
1 Wobbly_Red_Snappa 2017-12-06
I heard dissecting Christian Slater jokes on an obscure subreddit is a real hoot at parties.
1 TinKnockinMoroccan 2017-12-06
I'm an emotional recluse, so I don't go to many parties.
1 David_Tosk 2017-12-06
Mr Robot went from the best first episode of a show to the shittiest piece of shit I've ever seen.
1 lawntoilet 2017-12-06
He's been convicted of assaulting and sexually harassing women, he has to lie and aggressively identify as a feminist to get work. I think that's what the kids call "performative" these days.
1 Fagghouli 2017-12-06
Yes, if you don't believe in god you're an illiterate buffon that reads more pop-culture shit than actually think for yourself. Pure mathematically there's no argument for god not existing. And the whole probability of us existing is so small that it just can't be a coincidence, either that or everything we have learned about how we are born, is wrong.
1 Slateski 2017-12-06
What?
1 JohnQNo1 2017-12-06
So habitable planets in our galaxy and the fact of our evolution doesnt even introduce any doubt? You cant believe in a christian god and NOT believe the earth is 6000 years old too. And then it becomes a question of which god? Why jehova and not mighty Tengri?
1 Fagghouli 2017-12-06
Because of the universe being endless there's an endless opportunities of god existing.
And about evolution i would say that in itself has such a low chance of happening it can't just be a coincidence, but then again it happened. Just as an example, think about the chance of you existing. You had to add all the various sperm present in your fathers yambag that time. Then multiply that with the amount of different times it could happen instead that wouldn't mean you got to exist. Like if it happened a day before instead, or a week, or if he didn't meet your mother at all. Then you have to multiply all of that exponentially because the same logic applies to both your mother, your father and all of their ancestors. Then multiply that with the possibility of humans existing at all, life existing at all etc.
You end up with such a low probability for you existing that it can't possibly be just a coincidence. Pure mathematically, you shouldn't exist.
1 JohnQNo1 2017-12-06
Level with me though. You seriously believe a guy was born of a virgin and came back from the dead and that a great flood happened and all that shit? Come on.
1 Fagghouli 2017-12-06
Yes why not?
1 JohnQNo1 2017-12-06
Its bonkers. Thats why. So you really think noah built an ark and the animals for the floody, floody?
1 Fagghouli 2017-12-06
You don't think it has happened before in history that a flood was happening, laying a large landmass under water?
1 JohnQNo1 2017-12-06
And he collected 2 of EVERY animal? Seriously?
1 Fagghouli 2017-12-06
Maybe he was a collector?
1 shimshammcgraw 2017-12-06
Because immaculate conception is patently impossible, as is resurrection. Miracles are impossible, by definition.
1 Slateski 2017-12-06
Yeah, I saw a car with the registration JHD 891 this morning. What are the chances of that?! Over 17 million to one!
Makes you think.
1 Fagghouli 2017-12-06
Fuck of heathen!
1 Mikekekeke 2017-12-06
No need to be crass.
1 maynardsabeast 2017-12-06
lol wut?
1 JohnQNo1 2017-12-06
With religionists ive always wondered why they worship their god in particular? Why jesus and not zoroaster? Or tengri? Genghis khans success must be a testimony to his favor, right? Amaterasu just sounds way cooler than the rest yet christians absolutely hate these pre abrahamic gods without legitimising their own. Its gay.
1 chickenfan1 2017-12-06
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1 JohnQNo1 2017-12-06
You know im right faggot. Stalin had the right idea with you religious nuts.
1 chickenfan1 2017-12-06
I like some things Stalin did.
1 JohnQNo1 2017-12-06
Like saving europe? Me too comrade.
1 chickenfan1 2017-12-06
He shipped the (((troublemakers))) out.
L'Chayim, Comrade Stalin!
1 Hanarable 2017-12-06
Well if you read each religions scripture certain ones have more relevance to what’s going on reality. The Bible has got a lot of good stuff in it. With that said you can believe in God and not be religious.
1 JohnQNo1 2017-12-06
Does it really though? Ancient greece seemed to lay the bedrock of civilisation without it pretty well.
1 Hanarable 2017-12-06
Ancient Greece wasn’t shit compared to the actual ancients. Just recycled technology giving no credit.
1 NumeroOtto 2017-12-06
you need to get right with the lord
1 David_Tosk 2017-12-06
I kinda envy those that are. I have a friend that's a Jehovas Witness. I mock her religion and she doesn't mind. She seems to be at peace with a lot of things and I can totally see how that would be a nice feeling. But what I can't see, is going from the cynic I am now, to accepting something so over simplified and made up. I wish people had an answer though. They just don't.
1 juanwayne 2017-12-06
To me believing in god is on the same level of absurdity as believing in rumpelstiltskin.
1 Zazz_Lacker 2017-12-06
MAAAAAAAN
1 Mikekekeke 2017-12-06
Hot take.
1 Phkna1 2017-12-06
You will not find God here.
1 UnfunnyFaggott 2017-12-06
I still consider myself Catholic. I just don't believe in God.
1 JohnQNo1 2017-12-06
Wut...thata the whole point
1 packitchofsositch 2017-12-06
I get the feeling it's based on priorities.
Christianity <- family values/unit <- breeding more white people <- beat the jews in their evil plan to eliminate the white race through diversity and interracial breeding <-----this is priority #1 for these people and overrides everything else. The rest are just means to an end.
1 Billyassman 2017-12-06
Jews for Jesus.
1 Chippah69 2017-12-06
Nein mein Dummy
1 TinKnockinMoroccan 2017-12-06
The response of somebody who totally isn't upset that their joke missed the mark.
1 JohnQNo1 2017-12-06
Like saving europe? Me too comrade.