Reminder: Before he became an (((SJW))) hack, David Cross actually mocked what he has become

25  2017-12-06 by LarryKleist711

36 comments

What's wrong with using yourself for inspiration?

Eveybody is fishing petrified.

He also lambasted larry the cable guy for creating an awesome character and making money off dummies. Larry makes a killing on his line of snackfoods and gear while pussywhipped David Cross is in dutch with his cunt of a wife - Now thats funny right there.

Yeah, Cross had a lot of balls to attack Larry the Cable Guy who is basically harmless. Then Cross goes out and does two Alvin and the Chipmunk's movies. Fawkin' hypocrite.

He did at least 3, including the cruise ship advertisement disguised as a sequal, featuring David dressed as a mascot

Oof. Fawkin hypocrite. Gotta pay da bills, but he had no business picking on low hanging fruit like Larry the Cable Guy. I seriously don't give a fuck what other people find funny.

In the mascot one, I believe he openly complained about having to wear the costume in sweltering heat, and then said a producer on the film was a Jewish stereotype personified. Lol

Troubling that you know this much about these movies

Kids are annoying and movies quiet them down for a while, leading to watching some absolute horseshit.

Chipmunks 3: Chipwrecked isn't even close to the worst of the kids movies I've seen.

Shuuuuuuuure

I mean, just sayin’...the letter to Larry the Cable Guy was a response from Larry trashing him in his book. It wasn’t out of nowhere

I know. But Cross is a faggot. Norm and Artie both said he acted like a complete dick when they met him. He looks like an angry aging hipster faggot. I'll give him his due because he has a hot young wife and that's worth something.

Hot?

He's always been a pretentious hypocritical unfunny Jewish cunt. I don't know why people try to defend him here.

I don't care who ya are

I like that his own wife motherfucked him in that scandal.

Have you seen her? She got big

Guess what: every single comedian that became some preachy liberal fuck has a bit where they made fun of liberals.

He wasn't necessarily making fun of liberals. He was making fun of hipsters about 10-12 years before they started to emerge. The skit wasn't even political. Either you didn't watch it or you are retarded. Perhaps both.

Perhaps more than that.

I think I fucked up the bit...

You switch accounts or something, bro?

I didn't switch anything, that guy isn't me.

Nope. I'm not me.

Mr. Show is like a who's who of funny people that became massive faggots.

Except Saul Goodman. I last heard he made out well with a legal practice in New Mexico.

Posehn isn’t being very vocal about politics and stuff. His comedy isn’t the greatest but he’s not annoying like the rest of that crew.

mr. show is fantastic though

This character wasnt an SJW, and Cross has always been a liberal 'alt comic.'

You guys and your 'narratives.'

He's a hipster faggot. That's what the skit is about. It's not political. Part of his SJW hack shit tho' is being a hipster faggot. Politics are only part of it. He took the look and the pretension the whole fad embodies and he made fun of it 10 or so years before it became en vogue.

"Larry is my name, insurance is my game. Also I'm a rapist."

That entire first episode is one of the funniest things Ive ever seen. The "Change/Quarters" sketch has gotta be up there with Rick James on Chappelles show for one of the all time best.

Sorry I snapped at ya. Change huh?

Yesterday Im the world's greatest grandpa, and today Im NOT? Well I've used the mug already!

Thats a pretty dead on impression of hipster Louie CK

hahaha "keep the chonj..."

David Cross annoys me too but just because he seems like such a smug asshole, which I think he always must have been. I think that if someone wrote a sketch like this now he would still do it and make fun of hipsters. It's more that the times changed and he just let himself get swept up in it. But he was always bashing republicans, etc.

The real problem is, there's just no place right now for a show that would have a sketch like this today or stuff like the best of what MadTv had to offer. It's less David Cross and more soh-sci-uh-tee!

I know. But Cross is a faggot. Norm and Artie both said he acted like a complete dick when they met him. He looks like an angry aging hipster faggot. I'll give him his due because he has a hot young wife and that's worth something.

Nope. I'm not me.