That was like two decades ago. He was a friend of the show and we'd spend hours on the phone howling sniff

Believe me we gave him a bunch of money we just did it off camera as to not make a fawwwkin scene. Keep your head on a swivel lambchops.

Id really love to continue tge bit but god damn he really is a cunt for probably thinking and believing what you typed.

I wonder how Opie thinks he could make Patrice laugh for hours when he couldn't make one person in a room full of people laugh for 2 minutes.

That's a nice looking cake........ it would be a real shame if somebody were to.......STOMP on it.

I really wish that guy would have reacted by biting Opies neck and giving him hepatitis.

Why would you want that poor guy to get Hepatitis from Opie? That’s fucked up.

Opie really is a piece of shit. He's not funny so he's mean to a street rat who seconds earlier offered them some of his dumpster cake.

He was goin' for a fahkin' bit, alright?!

Jimmy's embarrassed "oh no"'s made this even better than it already was.

ME: That guy was our good friend Andrew.

If we keep saying his name people will think he's our friend.

After all this time I've wondered.

What kinda cake was that?

I think they said it was a Starbucks coffee cake.

But did he earn that cake?

That time of year again? Leave it alone

Get a goddamn job, Andrew. You've got a negative attitude.

I think they said it was a Starbucks coffee cake.