Throw out your Christmas tree, and whatever device you use to go on reddit with.

Turn straight and get a dog.

or stay gay and send me a video of yourself making love to another man (preferably twinkish)

Or be bi like me and have both.

kill yourself

Pull a Cumia and finger your cat's b-hole during Christmas photos.

Do you have a gas based heating system, an axe and a lighter?

I like cats. Ant likes cats. I feel at one with him. Rwar

Hang a shining star upon the highest meow 🐱 LOL Merry Catsmas!

Tell your girlfriend to stop rubbing her pussy on the tree

HA HA HOLY SHIT.

It seems cats don't like lemon or orange. You can purchase orange oil from natural food or organic gardening supply stores. Lemon oil can be found at a natural food store or in the furniture-care section of some hardware stores. Since you are going to want to dilute the oil, you will need a clean spray bottle you can use solely for your citrus spray. The oils will not dilute in water, so you will need some grain alcohol.

Rape it. Skin it. Eat it with lentils.

Put it in a garbage bag with some big rocks and throw it in a lake. No fuss.

Where is he going to find a garbage bag big enough to fit a Christmas tree?

Let him gnaw on the wires.

Take cute pictures of it with a toothbrush in its ass

So........your not Jewish. What happened to the nose.