I believe you.

You would have no reason to lie so it must be true.

I heard you and I believe you

Leave it alone.

Thank you for being so strong. hugs

So your saying he should be fired based on your statement alone with no evidence to back it up?

John Oliver has yet to prove that he didn't rape him. And that's all the evidence I need.

Remember! Guilty until proven innocent! #metoo

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We must support the victims. So brave

What was his penis like?

Small and uncircumcised with bad teeth.

There's no reason for you to lie. This is what John Oliver has taught me.

Oh John... [shakes head disapprovingly]

We need to believe this and stand behind Tom_Stall. Someone tweet this at John Oliver please.

I'm sorry I said that. I would hate for you to have to relive those terrible memories. How about "I stand in front of Tom_Stall, vulnerable and ready"

Was it you or Joey Cusack?

Who the fuck is John Oilver?

Apparently a rapist.

On the price of tickets to see Rich Vos Dec. 14th at the Funny Stop in Cuyahoga Falls, Ohio

OP's description reminds me of the guy who called in about getting blowned by a stewardess

For realz, a woman out there needs to do this.

Why must it be a woman?

It can be a guy, if the guy was a kid at the time of the incident.

We’ve seen from Terry Crews that people don’t give a shit about male rape.

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Oliver is for sure a pedophile and he can’t say that he isn’t.

If he wasn't a pedophile he would've said so unprompted at the beginning of every episode of Last Week Tonight.

Why would OP lie? He should be believed unconditionally.

John Oliver also raped me. but OP also raped me so they cancel each other out.

A hotel in London, you say? Oliver does have that funny accent. I think this seems legit.

Well that settles it. Thank you for your bravery, we'll have him fired and ruin his life immediately. Everyone else carry on.

John Erlver?

Awww come on why was this removed? Censorship of the right as ever.