How long will Princess Alena stay with forever alone beta bottom Jim Norton? And what will be the outcome?
8 2017-12-05 by disawayisthrows
Give or take how long and why?
I'm going to guess around 3-4 months, Jimmy has already caught feelings for her meaty Viking dick, so it will make the breakup all that much more bitter. I can see Alena making off with a small fortune, resuming his camwhore career, and Jim Norton dying of AIDS (because he has unprotected sex with a mentally I'll 20 year old man).
What says you gang?
As an aside, for fucks sake, if Sam actually reads shit on here he has to start dissecting this shit NOW. He's fucking awful, but this material is so great, he might be able to come off somewhat ok when it's all said and done. Who am I kidding, he'll probably talk about wrestling and chicken nuggets.
3 comments
1 Opesterino 2017-12-05
It is going to be a disaster that rivals the challenger shuttle.
Most people in their mid-20s are dealing with a lot of nonsense. Add to that whatever tranny meds he is on if he is trying to transition, also add the mental health medication he is no doubt on, plus any drugs.
With the way Jim pouts it will start to annoy the Princess if it hasnt already. I can not wait for the day we see a video of him beating the shit out of norton.
1 Morons_comment 2017-12-05
It'll end with his Viking lover pulling a Phil Hartman on him.
1 TheJerkOfAllJerks 2017-12-05
am I the only one who sees the writing on the wall that it’s long over already? Jim pretty openly talked about his girlfriend quite a bit early on (June/July/whatever); vacations, skyping, saying he loved her on air, etc. then it pretty much dead stopped after the show was in LA for a week (September?) and she broke up with him. ever since then, he hasn’t said a word about “a girl i’m seeing” and has said outright what a lonely single fruit he is.