"When Artie is late...I don't care"

27  2017-12-05 by Dennyislife

All because Opie used to be sulky when Ant was late.

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We all learned from O&A that when people say they don't care it means that they really do care.

leave it alone

Just go with the real moment

He needed Artie that day.

Artie knows the show is gonna be a little different that day and they needed him to take some initiative

sniffs

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It's because Artie is working on black time. Ant instinctively gets it

It was a round about way to get there, but congratulations, you found a way to work in the 1,476th "Anthony is actually black" joke that's been posted on this subreddit

Fucking funny stuff man. Well worth the time out of your life. Hey, keep posting, alright? I dig your jokes

Anthony is nigger

Lol this claps

his crowbarred in shitty black joke was still shorter than your soliloquy.

It was a roundabout (roundabout is one word) way to get there, but congratulations, you found a way to work in the 1476th "I'm a try hard faggot" post.

It's really funny watching you make an ass of yourself. You should keep posting too. I dig watching you fail over and over.

I guess it beats another call for a boycott of Dave Smith or your faggoty white trash love of KISS. Let me guess, your father was never in your life. Hence your adulation of the faggot Jews who wore makeup to try (and fail) to cover up their lack of talent.

Soooooooooooooo edgy.... try harder, FaggotWithAIDS!

RIP MANSON! RIP PEEP!

Careful! He’s a rapist with AIDS!!!! Hey do you remember that both rape and AIDS were funny topics of humor from the show? That guy must be awesome because he’s like the show, and not just an edgelord try-hard faggot!!!!

What music do you like then

In Arab countries it is customary to show up late to appointments as well

Nah it is just Ant is deathly afraid of confrontation, plus they don’t want to do anything to rock the boat with Artie. Makes for a great professional environment.

I wonder if Ant pays him the same for being late. Maybe he could bring it up on air and make a decent show.

ME: Paying a heroine addict $750,000 for not showing up is the bit, dope!

Translation: "When Artie, the known heroin addict, stumbles in late, I am an apathetic scumbag and say/do nothing to fix the problem before he dies"

Why should he, fuck Artie

I know I just like shitting on Ant

He should just talk about stuff he wouldn't otherwise bring up to Artie. It's just shitty when most of the 10-20 minutes he's waiting for him he's nervously laughing and promising he will indeed be here soon.

Late is better than dead. More expensive though.

Coincidentally, It's now 30 minutes into the show and Artie hasn't shown up yet.

No worries

So either he doesn’t think Artie adds anything and that’s why he doesn’t care, or he thinks Artie is good but doesn’t care that the show is suffering. Both sound so plausible.

It's still shocking how a man who does so little can still manage to do even less most days.

leave it alone