"Criminal" on Netflix.
20 2017-12-04 by McGowan9
Kevin Costner, Tommy Lee Jones, Gary Oldman - all together for the first time since JFK. Costner plays a fucking lunatic, maybe best role I've seen him do. Somehow bland ole Elliot Ness has become better as he's aged. Gives a Charles Bronson/ Clint Eastowood-esque performance.
37 comments
1 Yaseetheo 2017-12-04
If it's a Netflix original how pozzed is it?
1 McGowan9 2017-12-04
It's not. It's not a great film but it was highly entertaining. Costner is really good in it playing against type.
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2017-12-04
Jesus, never even heard about this. Will peep. Thanks.
Much love. One.
1 McGowan9 2017-12-04
Like I said in a previous comment, don't go in expecting a deep or great film. But it's entertaining (or at least I thought it was) and Costner's great in it. And I don't usually like him.
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2017-12-04
Im glad you gave me that head's up, it'll help a lot.
Kind of like knowing It Comes At Night wasn't a horror movie, like the trailer made it out to be. The overwhelming majority of people in comment feeds and stuff were livid that they felt they'd been duped by the trailers, and the movie was almost something else entirely. (I don't blame them, honestly) But I went in "not expecting a horror movie" or any supernatural elements, and I had a much better time with it. I liked it.
1 Flangirlamt 2017-12-04
I loved It Comes At Night. I'm a sucker for movies that bleak.
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2017-12-04
I liked it a lot, I didn't love it. But I would have hated it if I walked in thinking it was a zombie movie or something, like the fucking trailers made it look.
1 PaintedPicture 2017-12-04
Anyone else watch the Punisher? Thought it was pretty decent. Ups and downs but great acting roles from the three leads
1 McGowan9 2017-12-04
Yeah, I enjoyed it. Not a comic book fan and there were some boring moments but overall a good show. Especially the Castle kicking ass parts. The Iranian American chick, I didn't mind. She was hot.
1 I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2017-12-04
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1 PaintedPicture 2017-12-04
Ya she was annoying at first then became more tolerable as the show went on
1 FaFaFlooey 2017-12-04
THere needed to be FAR more punishing
1 MrCocklefroth 2017-12-04
It had good effects for the violence
1 FuegoFerdinand 2017-12-04
It would've been a lot better if they cut it down to 10 episodes instead of 13 and reduce the side characters' screen time.
1 PaintedPicture 2017-12-04
Agreed. No one cares about Stein. Last episode was very forced. 8 or 10 would have been tight
1 FaFaFlooey 2017-12-04
The dumb Arab cop woman and her side kick sucked. The PTSD storyline sucked. Shoehorning in gun control stuff was uneeded.
Bernthal was great as was the violence and so was the stuff with Billy. If they don't fuck up the villian they set up then season 2 can be great. They should really cut it down to like 8 episodes though.
1 I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2017-12-04
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1 TriangleDimes 2017-12-04
It was a terrible season.
1 thrillated 2017-12-04
On episode 10, so far it's getting better, bit boring at times but I'm enjoying it a fair amount
1 GothamJustice 2017-12-04
Wow.
Green Lantern/Deadpool (Ryan Reynolds)
Pa Kent/Superman's Dad (Kevin Costner)
Commissioner Gordon (Gary Oldman)
Wonder Woman (Gal Gadot)
and
Two Face (Tommy Lee Jones)
This is the BEST superhero movie ever!
1 McGowan9 2017-12-04
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1 friendly-bot 2017-12-04
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1 Nulltor 2017-12-04
This is pretty retarded, and you have already really lowered the bar for what constitutes retarded behavior.
1 A_Friendly_Creeper 2017-12-04
Too bad the movie was crap.
1 I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2017-12-04
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1 A_Friendly_Creeper 2017-12-04
Tss, he's in Davey Jones' locker or sumptin.
He was under arrest for being a vampire killer.
1 ShittyShittyShitdick 2017-12-04
Are you doing this cuz I said I liked Pirate Chip?
1 I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2017-12-04
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1 JimNortonUnfunnyFag 2017-12-04
Don't be fooled by the big name stunt casting... That movie is a pile of fucking garbage. Good cast, garbage script.
1 majestik6 2017-12-04
Kevin Costner is kinda underrated. Like Morgan Freeman, he seems like one of those actors that really doesn't have any truly bad movies. Even Waterworld holds up fairly well. (I've never seen The Postman.)
Also, I had no idea he was so prolific, according to Rotten Tomatoes, he's worked on over 60 movies.
1 deep_legal_shit 2017-12-04
i saw 'No Way Out' (1987) a bit ago and i left with a greater appreciation of him
1 dennyfalconeislord 2017-12-04
I’m faaawwwkin done with Kevin Costner, Tommy Lee Jones, and Gary Oldman. WE’ve tried with those guys. Sniff.
1 deep_legal_shit 2017-12-04
cool, thanks for the rec this sounds solid
1 OutlandEmpire 2017-12-04
The Untouchables is a terrible movie.
1 includeemgd 2017-12-04
Watched death wish last night its still funny.
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1 A_Friendly_Creeper 2017-12-04
Tss, he's in Davey Jones' locker or sumptin.
He was under arrest for being a vampire killer.
1 ShittyShittyShitdick 2017-12-04
Are you doing this cuz I said I liked Pirate Chip?