"Criminal" on Netflix.

20  2017-12-04 by McGowan9

Kevin Costner, Tommy Lee Jones, Gary Oldman - all together for the first time since JFK. Costner plays a fucking lunatic, maybe best role I've seen him do. Somehow bland ole Elliot Ness has become better as he's aged. Gives a Charles Bronson/ Clint Eastowood-esque performance.

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If it's a Netflix original how pozzed is it?

It's not. It's not a great film but it was highly entertaining. Costner is really good in it playing against type.

Jesus, never even heard about this. Will peep. Thanks.

Much love. One.

Like I said in a previous comment, don't go in expecting a deep or great film. But it's entertaining (or at least I thought it was) and Costner's great in it. And I don't usually like him.

Im glad you gave me that head's up, it'll help a lot.

Kind of like knowing It Comes At Night wasn't a horror movie, like the trailer made it out to be. The overwhelming majority of people in comment feeds and stuff were livid that they felt they'd been duped by the trailers, and the movie was almost something else entirely. (I don't blame them, honestly) But I went in "not expecting a horror movie" or any supernatural elements, and I had a much better time with it. I liked it.

I loved It Comes At Night. I'm a sucker for movies that bleak.

I liked it a lot, I didn't love it. But I would have hated it if I walked in thinking it was a zombie movie or something, like the fucking trailers made it look.

Anyone else watch the Punisher? Thought it was pretty decent. Ups and downs but great acting roles from the three leads

Yeah, I enjoyed it. Not a comic book fan and there were some boring moments but overall a good show. Especially the Castle kicking ass parts. The Iranian American chick, I didn't mind. She was hot.

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Ya she was annoying at first then became more tolerable as the show went on

THere needed to be FAR more punishing

It had good effects for the violence

It would've been a lot better if they cut it down to 10 episodes instead of 13 and reduce the side characters' screen time.

Agreed. No one cares about Stein. Last episode was very forced. 8 or 10 would have been tight

The dumb Arab cop woman and her side kick sucked. The PTSD storyline sucked. Shoehorning in gun control stuff was uneeded.

Bernthal was great as was the violence and so was the stuff with Billy. If they don't fuck up the villian they set up then season 2 can be great. They should really cut it down to like 8 episodes though.

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It was a terrible season.

On episode 10, so far it's getting better, bit boring at times but I'm enjoying it a fair amount

Wow.

Green Lantern/Deadpool (Ryan Reynolds)

Pa Kent/Superman's Dad (Kevin Costner)

Commissioner Gordon (Gary Oldman)

Wonder Woman (Gal Gadot)

and

Two Face (Tommy Lee Jones)

This is the BEST superhero movie ever!

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This is pretty retarded, and you have already really lowered the bar for what constitutes retarded behavior.

Too bad the movie was crap.

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Tss, he's in Davey Jones' locker or sumptin.

He was under arrest for being a vampire killer.

Are you doing this cuz I said I liked Pirate Chip?

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Don't be fooled by the big name stunt casting... That movie is a pile of fucking garbage. Good cast, garbage script.

Kevin Costner is kinda underrated. Like Morgan Freeman, he seems like one of those actors that really doesn't have any truly bad movies. Even Waterworld holds up fairly well. (I've never seen The Postman.)

Also, I had no idea he was so prolific, according to Rotten Tomatoes, he's worked on over 60 movies.

i saw 'No Way Out' (1987) a bit ago and i left with a greater appreciation of him

I’m faaawwwkin done with Kevin Costner, Tommy Lee Jones, and Gary Oldman. WE’ve tried with those guys. Sniff.

cool, thanks for the rec this sounds solid

The Untouchables is a terrible movie.

Watched death wish last night its still funny.

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Tss, he's in Davey Jones' locker or sumptin.

He was under arrest for being a vampire killer.

Are you doing this cuz I said I liked Pirate Chip?