There's a lot to tease Jim about with this "relationship", so much so that I didn't even really stop to consider just how much Princess will be annoyed at him within days (or hours).
"She" is banned from the country so it's going to cost a pile of money and time to get that fixed. So that's going to take a year or two at least. Once that's sorted out, Alena will move to the states. At some point she'll move out and Jim Norton will have to pay her bills.
This is the double-whammy you get with 90-day-fiance brides. First, you have to pay their bills because that's how divorce works. But then you get kicked in the nuts again, because the bride frequently has no ability to get a job.
IE, if English is your second language and you come from some 3rd world shithole, what are the odds that you'll find gainful employment?
Despite all this, literally a third of the people that I've worked with have gone this route. Engineers looooooooove mail-order-brides.
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1 NumeroOtto 2017-12-04
does it count as a marriage if Jim just mails him a ring, pays his bills and sees him 3 times a year in Oslo?
1 PhilipMarma 2017-12-04
A chaturmarriage
1 senselessdegenerate 2017-12-04
For the 100,000 token queen
1 3stepsbackward 2017-12-04
Sounds healthier than Opie's marriage.
1 cringingdouchechills 2017-12-04
But Opie isn't married...
1 Canned_Laugh 2017-12-04
Hopefully the morning after the wedding, when he realizes he just married a comic that can't emotionally handle when their eggs aren't to his liking.
1 dankfranklin 2017-12-04
There's a lot to tease Jim about with this "relationship", so much so that I didn't even really stop to consider just how much Princess will be annoyed at him within days (or hours).
1 Canned_Laugh 2017-12-04
Just when you thought you ran out, he pulls you back in.
1 eastriverdriveII 2017-12-04
right after Jim puts his name on the deed.
1 dryjngf 2017-12-04
That 3 mil apt is sweeet! Hot tub and full balcony in NYC...all for just fucking Jim.
1 OkaySeriouslyBro 2017-12-04
Alena deserves to get blown BEFORE jacuzzi
1 Mjr2031 2017-12-04
or she'll burn the fucking house down
1 senselessdegenerate 2017-12-04
And put Jim in the rose garden, where he belongs. Fuckin queer
1 fawwkyeah 2017-12-04
Alena isn't a twink, have you seen that bitches shoulders?
He she would probably fuck up most of this sub
1 OkaySeriouslyBro 2017-12-04
She has "transgender teen makes history by winning state wrestling championship" body.
1 VincentSports89 2017-12-04
She's got that Dwight Howard frame.
1 Bams_seed 2017-12-04
Jim will go on a self destructive bender ending in suicide after a bite of wedding cake made with vanilla extract
1 deep_legal_shit 2017-12-04
the ol' Inverse Oswalt
1 HerpDerpen 2017-12-04
He will be harvested after 30 days just as he enters his cocoon stage.
1 majestik6 2017-12-04
"She" is banned from the country so it's going to cost a pile of money and time to get that fixed. So that's going to take a year or two at least. Once that's sorted out, Alena will move to the states. At some point she'll move out and Jim Norton will have to pay her bills.
This is the double-whammy you get with 90-day-fiance brides. First, you have to pay their bills because that's how divorce works. But then you get kicked in the nuts again, because the bride frequently has no ability to get a job.
IE, if English is your second language and you come from some 3rd world shithole, what are the odds that you'll find gainful employment?
Despite all this, literally a third of the people that I've worked with have gone this route. Engineers looooooooove mail-order-brides.
1 Zazz_Lacker 2017-12-04
If that peter puffer Alena ends up killing Jim I’ll have to begrudgingly pay him some respect.
1 ItsScorchhhh 2017-12-04
Congrats to Lil Jimmy and Kristaps Porzingas!
1 Lord_dougman_W 2017-12-04
"Mum" Looks like a niggers wet dream
1 MoeGreenVegas 2017-12-04
As long as s/he doesn't kill Chip.
1 AiCPearlJam 2017-12-04
What if s/he comes onto the next podcast as Chip after the murder? (
1 David_Tosk 2017-12-04
Remember. No Russian.
1 Bams_seed 2017-12-04
they're public domain, dude
1 Mjr2031 2017-12-04
or she'll burn the fucking house down