A Rant About Opie

0  2017-12-04 by [deleted]

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Aren't you the guy posting your dick all over reddit?

It's a painful pill to swallow knowing I'm 30 years old, unemployed, I haven't worked since 2011 (it's now 2017), and when I did that was only part-time. I've never worked a full-time job.

I'm disabled (with a severe mental illness), still live at home with my parents, no woman, very little socialization, and I sit in my room most of the day.

I missed out on years of socialization and fun, while I was suffering.

I feel like I've wasted my life, and I still am.

I'm addicted to the internet. I make videos and blog post (which I call my "art"), post on social media, expecting it to make me rich and famous. And I think that's all I need to do to achieve that. However, I've been trying for YEARS. But I'm waiting and nothing's happening. My life is passing me by. I'm getting so frustrated and depressed.

Tell me more about cake stomp though

I’ve been chatting with a woman on Tinder, and tonight we were supposed to have dinner at the Olive Garden.

The moment I saw her I felt a HUGE disappointment. The opposite of love at first sight.

As we sat there waiting for the table, chatting, I felt we were too different.

So asked her if we could cancel dinner? Expecting her to feel the same way about me. But she seemed hurt.

I repeatedly apologized. I told her don’t feel bad. But I think I hurt her feelings. :(

But thank God, sitting through dinner would’ve been torture.

I don't understand why I'm lonely!

This makes SaizanRage sound brilliant.

I BEG people online to be my friend, to lend a hand. I say: someone, anyone, rescue me soon, please!!!!!!

I'll be your friend. =)

Thanks, buddy. I have a feeling I should probably take this thread down. It may end in harassment - and I don't want that. I just wanted to post my funny video. LOL

The sad thing is buddy, you're exactly the type of person Jim should bring into the studio for a hour and talk about your "my white upper class parents are the only reason I'm not homeless" lifestyle.

But he'd rather hear MaryJean talk about how she had a cock in her butt last weekend.

You ever thought about getting a Pizza Delivery job? You can drive so you have a license probably, and, unless you're in some sub-20k-population city, those things pop up pretty quickly and are pretty easy to get (even if you don't have a car, your parents would probably let you use theirs), and it'd AT LEAST give you some extra money.

There're also a lot of mental-illness support groups around, and you could try therapy (there're a lot of programs at local colleges and such that offer free counseling.) Both of those things are extremely hard to be willing to go to, much less actually make yourself go to them, so next to nobody who's ever been given that advice has taken it (and the people who give it rarely follow their own advice), but it's not like doing what you're doing now is making your life better.

No, post more. It was funny and entertaining. Nice to see some talent around here!

Thank you very much. :)

Me too. We can be a threesome of buddies! Maybe we can even start a gang of some sorts? We could do home invasions and kidnappings for cash on the side???

Sir, there's a pimple on your ball bag. You should get that looked at.

Your dick is awful and your parents need to stop enabling you

you have a gay accent and a popped zit on your nose, gain 200lbs and you'll fit right in around here

what's going on

You crazy showing your face here. I wouldn't want people "irl" to know I visit a site like this.

Bru u nuts. Your parents want you out of the house so you stop eating their good candles .

Never stop posting here. Also, live stream the inevitable mass murder/suicide. Show opie what a real pop up show is.

The sad thing is buddy, you're exactly the type of person Jim should bring into the studio for a hour and talk about your "my white upper class parents are the only reason I'm not homeless" lifestyle.

But he'd rather hear MaryJean talk about how she had a cock in her butt last weekend.

You ever thought about getting a Pizza Delivery job? You can drive so you have a license probably, and, unless you're in some sub-20k-population city, those things pop up pretty quickly and are pretty easy to get (even if you don't have a car, your parents would probably let you use theirs), and it'd AT LEAST give you some extra money.

There're also a lot of mental-illness support groups around, and you could try therapy (there're a lot of programs at local colleges and such that offer free counseling.) Both of those things are extremely hard to be willing to go to, much less actually make yourself go to them, so next to nobody who's ever been given that advice has taken it (and the people who give it rarely follow their own advice), but it's not like doing what you're doing now is making your life better.

No, post more. It was funny and entertaining. Nice to see some talent around here!