Sam's grandfather is claiming to be a cold war veteran in a stolen valour scam

7  2017-12-04 by Dennyislife

Sam is the normal one in the family.

21 comments

wut?

what exactly does that mean?

Few details...? Couldn't make myself listen today.

His grandparent claims to be a world war 2, Korean and cold war vet. Everyone in his family are highly doubtful of the first two and the 3rd is obviously bullsugar

Why are they doubting him? It's easy to find out if someone was in the military for decades.

Does Sam think the Cold War was an actual war?

He thinks it has something to do with Steve Austin.

The Six Million Dollar Man?

No. That's why claiming to a cold war vet is a thing...

bullsugar

Language!

I’m a “cold war veteran”. It’s a term used to describe those who worked in the nuclear weapons era for the department of energy prior to about August 1990. Doesn’t get you anything.

Wait, you're a civilian veteran?

Yes. I “toiled” in a few weapons plants. It is a thing.

But have you ever told jokes on stage?

All the time.

Fawwwk yea u ever blow up tanks n shit?

Every damn day

Damn cuz I wasn't even a thot yet and you were fawkin up rooskys

Yep. That’s what patriots do.

Linnard Skinnard and apple pie n shit

Damn cuz I wasn't even a thot yet and you were fawkin up rooskys