Going to take selfies of my after watching porn face.

Those are the eyes of a reasonable and fun person, thats for sure.

*insert jaws quote Anthony says ever single show

Maria Bamford is actually really funny though.

I wish she was crying because after the show she got beaten over the head by a non-white gentleman and... well, you know.

I hear women cry after Louis CK shows for a different reason, and it ain't beautiful.