A wonderful American

43  2017-12-04 by Moveinslience

29 comments

He looks like the ambassador of a small Middle Eastern nation.

Who is also a burn victim.

Antwan runs the Tunisian honorary consulate in Midtown from 8AM-3PM MON-THU, then heads to Compound Media to do his show before 4.

His position as a consul is cross-financing his podcasting operation.

He uses his diplomatic pouch to smuggle opium and bizzare sexual devices to finance his brother Antwan's terrorist network.

we are slowly unraveling the truth. clearly, the opium is needed to pay artie.

i'm not sure if joe runs a trafficking ring, but he certainly exploits unsuspecting children to collect their spit. maybe it's more insidious as i previously thought.

It's not a coincidence that the last email sent by Seth Rich had the subject line 'Antwan Cumiya'.

Very Gaddafi-esque.

He runs Turkmenistan

A Wonderful Transylvanian

I vaaaant to suuuuck your cuuuum!! BLEHHH!

Looks like whoever uploaded this was using their CNN Filter on his skin tone.

More like an American Idiot, right folks?

"Well you want to know something, you're a GUY, so why would I give a crap about what you think I look like? Riddle me that Batman." - Anthony

"Well you want to know something, you're a GUY, so why would I give a crap about what you think I look like? Riddle me that Batman." - Anthony

his tie

He looks like he got plastic surgery from a drunk taxidermist.

He looks like if Freddy Krueger fucked a candle

“American.”

He looks like he finally surmounted his shame, asked his shemale partner "could you do me" as he turned over on his stomach and perked up his rear while on fours, and suddenly started crying while he felt her fingers applying cold, wet lube to his hairy asshole

That seems very detailed ?

it's a look i know well

All while his dad looks down from heaven watching him get fucked. "Pfft, son of a bitch. I he was a faggot."

thats why he's crying

I've seen less wrinkled beanbags in the Friar's Club locker room.

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Fuck off

I hope your creator is dead

Buncha smooth skins haters

Why won't he BEHAVE?

we are slowly unraveling the truth. clearly, the opium is needed to pay artie.

i'm not sure if joe runs a trafficking ring, but he certainly exploits unsuspecting children to collect their spit. maybe it's more insidious as i previously thought.

It's not a coincidence that the last email sent by Seth Rich had the subject line 'Antwan Cumiya'.