Surprised she's that adroit; most women don't know there is a punchline, they only write in set ups. It's so fucking weird how every female comic has the same exact quirks, crutches, and habits.
It's kind of like that weird universal thing your arm/hand does when you hackey sack, only "of unfunny cunts."
I went to a stand up show a couple weeks ago and a 30 year old broad opened and I swear that these two must buy their jokes from the same shitty comedy writer because it's the exact same set.
"Women aren't saying we want to kill all men... just the ones who do bad things. ..... Is it our fault that's such a high percentage? (Well I wouldn't know. Society conditioned me to think I was bad at math because of my gender.)"
This stuff is 'Bring The Pain' level funny folks.
Now get dislikin'.
Surprised she's that adroit; most women don't know there is a punchline, they only write in set ups. It's so fucking weird how every female comic has the same exact quirks, crutches, and habits.
It's kind of like that weird universal thing your arm/hand does when you hackey sack, only "of unfunny cunts."
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1 arecapalm 2017-12-04
Bonus : https://twitter.com/barbara_holm Social justice warrior huma'
1 TheBlackFilibuster 2017-12-04
That pinned tweet... oooof
1 Yaseetheo 2017-12-04
Problem glasses to boot.
1 Toss__Pot 2017-12-04
I'm thinking of a new bit; just writing a simple 'Yuck' to feminist comics.
1 Chuck_Chasem 2017-12-04
"New piece I wrote about gender roles/ household chores/ feminized labor/ the holidays"
Holy fuck!
1 EstherWho 2017-12-04
Shitty set up Shitty punch line 😁 Repeat
1 Toss__Pot 2017-12-04
she does a lot of 'blah blah blah... by which I mean blah blah'
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2017-12-04
Surprised she's that adroit; most women don't know there is a punchline, they only write in set ups. It's so fucking weird how every female comic has the same exact quirks, crutches, and habits.
It's kind of like that weird universal thing your arm/hand does when you hackey sack, only "of unfunny cunts."
1 TheBlackFilibuster 2017-12-04
"Portland Funniest" must consist of nothing but Lisa Loeb lookalikes and some guy who is 1/8 black and talks about nothing else in his act.
1 SWIMsfriend 2017-12-04
this one has nice tits though, she's workable
1 PepperTheCentaur 2017-12-04
She would be really funny in a bukkake scene.
1 SirWallaceII 2017-12-04
"Yo, so I was like, brotha, I AM black"
1 bill_burrs_butthole 2017-12-04
I went to a stand up show a couple weeks ago and a 30 year old broad opened and I swear that these two must buy their jokes from the same shitty comedy writer because it's the exact same set.
1 Chuck_Chasem 2017-12-04
PREP BURGER EXPANDED THEIR FUCKING BUSINESS TO STANDUPS! I KNEW IT!
1 Taureg01 2017-12-04
The comic cellar's safe was robbed last night....can you find the $500 stand up fugitive?
1 Toss__Pot 2017-12-04
That literally turned to white noise after 20seconds.
1 Bakersfield__Chimp 2017-12-04
Speech impediments are sexy and funny.
1 arecapalm 2017-12-04
"Women aren't saying we want to kill all men... just the ones who do bad things. ..... Is it our fault that's such a high percentage? (Well I wouldn't know. Society conditioned me to think I was bad at math because of my gender.)"
This stuff is 'Bring The Pain' level funny folks. Now get dislikin'.
1 juschippinyababe 2017-12-04
this fucking millennial shit has ruined comedy and my life. Time to take my toaster for a bath boys!
1 David_Tosk 2017-12-04
So stand up comedy makes you want to kill yourself?
1 LarryKleist711 2017-12-04
Barbara Hole.
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2017-12-04
" ,you guys."
1 throwawaymanthrows 2017-12-04
She is so cute. It's a shame nobody's had the heart to tell her she's not funny.
1 The_Sharpie_Is_Black 2017-12-04
If I make this face after every joke maybe they will laugh?!
1 undersight 2017-12-04
Well there's your problem. Nobody in Portland is funny.
1 Chuck_Chasem 2017-12-04
The question here is: Who goes to these gigs and forcefully and politely laughs?
It's creepy as shit to watch
1 Jaeromaru 2017-12-04
sthufferin' sthuckatash!
1 literalotherkin 2017-12-04
"I went on a date recently.. seven months ago"
What's that Schumer joke about paying for it or something delivered in the exact same way?
1 Billyassman 2017-12-04
I want to gut them all with a grapefruit knfe.
1 Toss__Pot 2017-12-04
she does a lot of 'blah blah blah... by which I mean blah blah'
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2017-12-04
Surprised she's that adroit; most women don't know there is a punchline, they only write in set ups. It's so fucking weird how every female comic has the same exact quirks, crutches, and habits.
It's kind of like that weird universal thing your arm/hand does when you hackey sack, only "of unfunny cunts."