Sam's gay brother used to collect beanie babies

15  2017-12-03 by Dennyislife

Sam is the normal son.

19 comments

1  deanthecleanmachine 2017-12-03

ironic, sams gay brothers gay brother collects wrestling figures

1  ChippySez 2017-12-03

It's a coincidence, not irony. FAGGOT!

1  deanthecleanmachine 2017-12-03

relax, shitdick

1  yismeicha 2017-12-03

Let's not pretend that Sam's dad is not a fucking wierdo himself.

1  anarchronism 2017-12-03

The greatest treats on earth.

1  Dassadassabesdoe 2017-12-03

He collects children's bones and configures them into furniture that he sells on eBay.

1  onemancrimespree 2017-12-03

Sam is the gay brother

1  Kurt_Love 2017-12-03

He's asexual at best. A giant fag more likely.

1  Nezlo_Nuke_Em 2017-12-03

im surprised this sub hasnt found him and put him on that summer jam screen

1  Alansmithee22 2017-12-03

Sams dad has a world class mustache

1  Skip4play 2017-12-03

Its funny that people thought they were going to retire with the value of their collections.

1  Zazz_Lacker 2017-12-03

If you invested Beanie Babies in the S&P 500 instead, you would have (bear with me, I'm calculaing rate of return)...boop bee boom...bleep bloop...Sam is a faggot.

The computer doesn't lie, folks. Take it or leave it. NASDAQ!

1  includeemgd 2017-12-03

Is his brother actually a faggot?

1  Dennyislife 2017-12-03

Yes

1  JPSouthampton-v2 2017-12-03

Nothing wrong w beanie babies

1  SirWallaceII 2017-12-03

We live in a world where Sam is not the gay brother in his family. Wrap ur mind around that.

1  Single_Action_Army 2017-12-03

"Used to" means he redeemed hinself then, no?
Besides, lots of little boys like stuffed animals. A rabbit doll is not quite as gay as muscle men in dick-hugging speedos and mustaches.

1  Dennyislife 2017-12-03

Yes. He also collected furbies and yo yo's

1  TacolasCage 2017-12-03

Probably why he's the spoiled one

1  Dennyislife 2017-12-03

Yes