I truly hope Jim Norton gets married
59 2017-12-03 by ballsymcgee
and loses all of his money to an effeminate camwhore man. If that happens I'll go to church every Sunday.
59 2017-12-03 by ballsymcgee
and loses all of his money to an effeminate camwhore man. If that happens I'll go to church every Sunday.
19 comments
1 I-take-beast-shits 2017-12-03
Imagine being married to Jim “hate my uber/hotel/pillow/food” Diva Norton.
He’s an insufferable prick
1 mcb84 2017-12-03
And im sure The Princess is completely low maintenance
1 Nulltor 2017-12-03
Nah, they tend to require alot of attention.
1 yismeicha 2017-12-03
Oh, literal Nulltor
1 Kurt_Love 2017-12-03
He also talks to his "characters" and they talk back, out loud alone at home.
1 Bizzyguy 2017-12-03
A 25 year old girls dream
1 frrunkis 2017-12-03
FTFY
1 Toss__Pot 2017-12-03
doesn't everyone do that?
1 hookahreed 2017-12-03
JIM NORTON
PECKAH DIVAAAAAAAAA
1 opestersmammarydrip 2017-12-03
At this point in time, Jim's asshole has been stretched out to look like a wind tunnel. No gay man would fuck him out of love.
No, Jim's gonna be a camwhore cuck until the AIDS related pneumonia takes him out.
1 opestersmammarydrip 2017-12-03
At this point in time, Jim's asshole has been stretched out to look like a wind tunnel. No gay man will fuck him out of love.
No, Jim will remain a camwhore cuck, until the AIDS related Pneumonia takes him out.
1 Nulltor 2017-12-03
This would be as perfect as ant getting fired for being racist, or opie getting fired for trying to make a viral video.
1 Single_Action_Army 2017-12-03
How, honestly, do you think he'd react if he came home one day and Skwisgaar ripped up all this signed pictures?
He couldn't clock the Nordic because he's way bigger than him. He'd probably go into some Walter White hysteria like when Skylar gave the money to Ted and then finally vault the balcony.
1 Jungies 2017-12-03
"Stops hitting yourself!"
1 ChippusMaximus 2017-12-03
He throws a giant pizza on the roof and Bob Kelly eats it.
1 deep_legal_shit 2017-12-03
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFX-qfYbHKg
1 Jungies 2017-12-03
I hope some enterprising reality TV producer convinces Jim to let him film their engagement and wedding (& divorce, but it'd be crass to include that in the contract - just add a follow-up in a couple of weeks).
Remember, Jim's always preached that being open about your sexuality is the best tactic; and I bet Jim could really bring out the funny side of trans-marriage (& divorce, but don't mention that).
1 Dassadassabesdoe 2017-12-03
And she's mentally ill so she'll probably fake abuse and get Jim put in jail where he will finally be satisfied by all the ass raping he'll get.
1 Taureg01 2017-12-03
Make it a special on the Cumia Network, Rich Vos as best man to give lil Jimmy away
1 ChippusMaximus 2017-12-03
Yew lying basterd I should've never married a yew!