"I finally got my hands on the device. The Americans don't suspect a thing. I return to Tehran at sun up.

138  2017-12-03 by TheDirtyWolfman

38 comments

This a grown man lady in gentlemen. Out to dinner with someone 20 years too young to get this reference.

be more jealous

Anthony?

You're right, I wish my liver was in worse shape.

I don't get this reference. And would definately fuck that girl Anthony takes pictures with

Banging women in their 20s isn’t exactly humiliating.

Don't say that around here. The loyal white knights of the Opie and Anthony subreddit will be quick to inform you that you are a creep for liking women in their sexual prime, and assure you that they are madly in love with their 40 year old wife, and how having daughters changed their view of women and made them upset by Anthony's behaviour

It wouldn't be an issue if Ant got girls who were better-looking instead of his only criteria being "under 25, under 200lb"

it's not about the young women, it's about Ant's hypocrisy in many things.

Yes it's jealousy that makes me have a problem with his pedophilia. You've really cracked the case, doctor.

No, it's jealousy that makes you have a problem with hot 20 year olds. Your issues with pedophilia are due to clear case of guilt projection.

You've got it all figured out. Here I was thinking that anyone whose hero is a 75 year old pedophile with irradiated skin would be a stupid asshole.

Banging hot women in their 20s isn't humiliating. Banging confused men and Gollum is humiliating regardless of their age, especially if you're a millionaire who should be doing much better.

It's the fact that he's nearly 70 that makes it disgusting.

No, it's the fact that he's a ghoulish nigger with moon crater skin and transplanted pubic hair that makes its disgusting.

It's unless you're planning to start a family with her. Other than that is just a waste of time and sperm.

They spend their weekends getting drunk, playing video games, having sex, and laughing, though. So I don't think not having their references match up completely is that big a deal.

Besides that, Ant's only got a few more years before he'll be too old and not rich enough to get a good-looking girl in her 20's and'll have to downgrade to girls in their 30's or 40's, so it's good he's trying to get as much mileage out of it as he can.

Those craters are so deep, you can see them trying to fight through that heavy smoothing filter he used to look human.

That's a pretty good light for him

Who's the nose-picking chick in the background?

I see he finally upgraded to a better egg-shaped vibrator.

Bigger is better

Waiting for his next girlfriend to be born

Is that Bobo in a wig behind him?

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Wow, he's sporting a man's haircut instead of his regular nonna perm.

It looks like he was conjuring up spirits and the ghost of Patton's murdered ex appeared behind him.

HAHAHAHAA AHAHAHAHAHAHA GET IT GUYS, THE OP IS MAKING THE HUMOROUS SUGGESTION THAT ANTHONY MAY IN FACT BE AN ETHNICITY OTHER THAN WHITE

AHAHAHAHAHAHA OH MAN THAT IS SO GOD DAMN FUCKING FUNNY AND CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD WITH HOW COMPLETELY NEW AND UNEXPECTED IT WAS HAHAHAHAHAH

THIS IS WHY I COME HERE, YOU GUYS ARE RIGHT ABOUT THAT WHOLE "CIVILIAN" THING, COMEDIANS WOULD HAVE TO BE STUPID TO NOT KNOW ABOUT GREAT LAYMAN HUMOR LIKE POSTING "ANTWAN KUMIYA" EVERY TIME A TERROR ATTACK HAPPENS AHAHAHAHAHAHA

Man keep it up. Keep it up. I used to think Anthony was wealthy because he had talent, and you guys were poor nobodies because you had none, but now that I see how funny this sub is I know that this success was total luck of the draw

Ew

Faggot.

I don’t get it. Did the sub pass me by?

That's just stupid, because Anthony's Tunisian, not Iranian.

Welcome to be here at the Opeyum and Anthony greatest city in the world on the radio show while wearing curly shoes greatest wrestling champwon very glad to be here.

Iran is not our enemy, that’s just what the neocons want us to think.

It's not humiliating, It's down right exhausting.

This is why you dont pick at scabs on your face.

"Throw it to me, Indy!"