Killakuhn is sitting in his jail cell right now,consumed with grief
106 2017-12-02 by ArmchairFabio
That he missed Rich Vos at the Houston Improv at 9:00 P.M. on October 5 2017
106 2017-12-02 by ArmchairFabio
That he missed Rich Vos at the Houston Improv at 9:00 P.M. on October 5 2017
37 comments
1 CoyoteeBongwater 2017-12-02
Ha
1 aRTie02150 2017-12-02
Is it sad that I Google his name almost daily to see if any more details come along? The sentencing is going to be a treat.
1 PhilipMarma 2017-12-02
They're going to throw the book at him.
1 aRTie02150 2017-12-02
Hopefully it hits him on the nose.
1 Toss__Pot 2017-12-02
Somebody really needs to attend the sentencing hearing & give a good 'O&A PartyRock!' shoutout... help dat boy to cope.
1 Opesterino 2017-12-02
if he doesnt shout out 'your mom's box' at sentencing it will be a giant missed opportunity.
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-12-02
Set up a Google alert with his name. That way all the child killing goodness goes straight to your phone and homepage.
I did it with Opie too. But turns out his headlines are pretty few and far between these days...
1 late_50s_why 2017-12-02
He should set an alert for baby killer
1 andycumiashow 2017-12-02
"He's dodgin me" - Chris Kuhn's son
1 ScorchIsMyHero 2017-12-02
He should've dodged the other cars
1 lifeobenreilly 2017-12-02
His son didn't dodge the windshield...
That's terrible, I'm sorry.
1 Kurt_Love 2017-12-02
Instead he Rammed him through the windshield.
1 karmacompanion 2017-12-02
Is he a good son of yours? No, you don't even love him? There's your answer right there: it cost you a vizio to get rid of him. He's never going to bother you again. Never going to ask for a hug again. He's out of your life for a vizio. You got off cheap.
1 TossyMcSalad 2017-12-02
QADY BEANSH!!!
1 lolercakesmcgee 2017-12-02
Would you say he's The Consumer now?
1 A_Friendly_Creeper 2017-12-02
No I wouldn't
1 lolercakesmcgee 2017-12-02
Not you.
1 ArmchairFabio 2017-12-02
Indeed. Makes me wonder though if he also stole the 'Product Care Plan' as well.
1 FrankkWasBetter 2017-12-02
Can i buy you a son.
1 FrankkWasBetter 2017-12-02
My son hates me.
1 David_Tosk 2017-12-02
Is that the latest from Joe Matarese?
1 kingship75 2017-12-02
How come, pal?
1 ThePittWolf 2017-12-02
I don't blame him.
1 ArmchairFabio 2017-12-02
If there's any justice in this world, the only dialogue with his cellmate went something like this, "I'm gonna knock all your teeth out bitch! I like my pussy smooth!"
1 Opesterino 2017-12-02
who will be the first to make contact with him. once he gets through the system, if the sub is still around, we will have to send him a postcard.
1 --DC-- 2017-12-02
I'll print every post out for him, but you'll all need to stop commenting or I'll have to print them out again.
1 KilledKuhn 2017-12-02
Why daddy?
1 KillerKuhn 2017-12-02
https://youtu.be/7PCkvCPvDXk
1 Zazz_Lacker 2017-12-02
Chris Kuhn walks into the prison commissary and becomes disturbed at the site of chunky salsa.
1 ADoucheNamedBag 2017-12-02
My cousin's baby was born two days ago. Luckily, he already has a good home theater setup, so here's to no repeats. 👌👌👌
1 Sockucucka 2017-12-02
Well you can always hope for SIDS
1 Tippy_Toms_Shitlogs 2017-12-02
Or SIBS. PFG mode of crib death.
1 thissiteruinedme 2017-12-02
Fortunately, his Vizio's laser-sharp sound quality picks up even the most subtle slurps and salivary mishaps of his favorite comics. It's like having Vos right there in the room with you.
1 Theyarnetevenpeople 2017-12-02
Actually sending him a postcard with rich vos dates would be pretty funny.
1 TakesTheWrongSideGuy 2017-12-02
Sending him a postcard of my new entertainment center complete with a Vizio soundbar would be even better
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2017-12-02
I'm going to send him a picture of me not being raped in the shower.
1 aRTie02150 2017-12-02
keep in mind his prisoner number and whatnot is available on the internets.
1 Theyarnetevenpeople 2017-12-02
I will wait until father's day and send one.
1 axeheadroad 2017-12-02
That really would be, one minute youre shitposting here the next your kids dead youre in jail, then a hint of your shitposting days are mailed to your cell.
1 TossyMcSalad 2017-12-02
Kuhn is a political prisoner. His truck was rammed off the road and his son assassinated in cold blood by rogue CIA agents to frame him falsely with 3rd degree murder! We don't know what he was uncovering, but we believe Kuhn and The late Josh Fonner worked together on this. RIP
The soundbar is a lie!
1 AnnJilliansBrassiere 2017-12-02
He's using crude paper mache and transistor radio parts to construct his own VIZIO soundbar replica. He hides it in a loose vent. One day, that cell will have 2.1 surround.
1 Igrewuppoorina6brhou 2017-12-02
Nigga still in county in dorm shit too. Dealing with killing your son while being literally surrounded by 50+ criminals of varying degreees lol squidward ass look fother mucker
1 Theyarnetevenpeople 2017-12-02
I will wait until father's day and send one.