I really hate that one sub where everyone speaks for their doggo and they say "heckin" and "fren." Nigga, if you died at home that dog would eat your fingers in 6 hours.
That shit is all over the football subs. Every nfl team sub has a few of these faggots that dress their girly dog in a team logo sweater and post "the lucky pupper is ready for GameDay! " Die of AIDS all of you
This generation is so tender, if you push back in any way on any stupid shit they are saying, even if it in a completely flat and blasé way, they are going to break down.
I'm so happy we all have gotten his response after appropriately blasting a Redditor faggot. They're so predictable in their dismissive "tell yourself he's just crazy and mean, it can't POSSIBLY be me" argument.
I hate when they comment back and forth asking for more information on a topic, as if they can't google it themselves. So dependent on redditor lore. "TIL! Can anyone explain why this is???"
Not a phrase, but every Australian sun is full of faggots and whingers. It might be the easiest place to live and get by, but its nothing but bitching. Also the sports subs where there's no insults, just good natured compliments.
The worst part of all of this is that basically nobody uses these gay phrases in the real world, so a vast majority of these dickheads had to have come here, gotten the faggy vibe of all of these generic comments, and then started regurgitating them themselves because they think it's cool.
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1 Horst-Wessel-Lied 2017-12-02
"Reddit phrase"
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2017-12-02
Take your upvote and leave
I'll let myself out
This
Dad, get off reddit. You're drunk.
1 DOPIEandSTANLEY 2017-12-02
Came here to say this
1 DerpalSherpa 2017-12-02
THIS^
1 Single_Action_Army 2017-12-02
Dad, get off my ass. You're drunk.
1 DigitalTorque 2017-12-02
sauce?
to shreds you say?
this.
1 andycumiashow 2017-12-02
I really hate that one sub where everyone speaks for their doggo and they say "heckin" and "fren." Nigga, if you died at home that dog would eat your fingers in 6 hours.
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2017-12-02
This is actually the correct answer. Those people are gayer than AIDS.
1 DOPIEandSTANLEY 2017-12-02
Dogs love eating human faces
Opie loves eating human feces.
1 Single_Action_Army 2017-12-02
Source is Vice. Fake news
1 turnthemaround 2017-12-02
what about "snek" and "pupper"? just curious if those are annoying too
1 A_Meat_Popsicle 2017-12-02
It's all the same.
1 Suibu 2017-12-02
Excellent question
1 breadmoccasin 2017-12-02
That is nothing.
https://i.imgur.com/Di2Tleu.jpg
1 ChurchOfBaldOpie 2017-12-02
That shit is all over the football subs. Every nfl team sub has a few of these faggots that dress their girly dog in a team logo sweater and post "the lucky pupper is ready for GameDay! " Die of AIDS all of you
1 TossyMcSalad 2017-12-02
''Username checks out''
1 Bakersfield__Chimp 2017-12-02
You sound like you're fun at parties.
1 FloggingTheHorses 2017-12-02
The joke's on them because I'm not
1 Slippery_Slope_Guy 2017-12-02
I get that shit every time I go on normie reddit.
1 TakesTheWrongSideGuy 2017-12-02
I feel your pain
1 Slippery_Slope_Guy 2017-12-02
inb4 change our names. Why should we change our names? They're the ones that suck.
1 Awkawardsilence 2017-12-02
....
1 i_saw_nothing 2017-12-02
THIS GUY GETS IT!!!
ah, fuck...
1 ghenghisJawn 2017-12-02
This makes me so angry.
1 hard_to_explain 2017-12-02
Fuckin cunts when they say that to me
1 Kim_Jung_pUn 2017-12-02
Who hurt you?
1 krampet 2017-12-02
This generation is so tender, if you push back in any way on any stupid shit they are saying, even if it in a completely flat and blasé way, they are going to break down.
1 onemancrimespree 2017-12-02
I'm so happy we all have gotten his response after appropriately blasting a Redditor faggot. They're so predictable in their dismissive "tell yourself he's just crazy and mean, it can't POSSIBLY be me" argument.
1 866-Ron-0-Fez 2017-12-02
hey reddit, I need your help.
I accidentally a whole sound bar. What should I do? Is this dangerous?
amidoingitright?
1 aRTie02150 2017-12-02
Booo
1 respeckKnuckles 2017-12-02
"REMINDER: [unfunny O&A reference]"
1 killakamkam 2017-12-02
as a [insert faggot sect of society]
i have to adult today
1 aceop 2017-12-02
\ you dropped this
oh thx ¯(ツ)/¯\
1 CoolerKing37 2017-12-02
"Hold my beer"
1 SomeLeakage 2017-12-02
Jews are people too.
1 logicunt 2017-12-02
I did nazi that coming.
1 I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2017-12-02
Arrrgh ha harrrgh ha ha arrrgh
1 Single_Action_Army 2017-12-02
Slip in a puddle of scurvy
1 SpurdoBurdo 2017-12-02
RIP your inbox
1 ArtiesArteries 2017-12-02
ME: RIP Your moms box FUCKFACE.
1 PhilipMarma 2017-12-02
Inb4
FTFY
1 sanhozay1 2017-12-02
My top comment on reddit is now about [x]! Thanks guys!!
1 flip0pilf 2017-12-02
PS Battle. Is it!?
1 RonsCigar 2017-12-02
I find all these light hearted and joyful.
1 Djs3634 2017-12-02
“Doctor here;” “teacher here;” ;garbage man here;
1 Gushers4Lunch 2017-12-02
This one would be better if better people were on Reddit. "Rapist here"
1 I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2017-12-02
Arrrgh pirate 'ere rapin' be perrfecly legal on the 'igh seas arrrgh
Arrrgh ninja edit for grammarrrgh arrrgh
1 GableXX 2017-12-02
Can confirm. Am garbage man.
1 logicunt 2017-12-02
You must a lot of fun at parties.
Bold strategy, Cotton, let’s see if it pays off.
1 ChippusMaximus 2017-12-02
Legit think I started that back around 1999 or 2000 in msn/yahoo messenger chatrooms. You're welcome.
1 onemancrimespree 2017-12-02
it's been redone and redone so many times it's almost a household phrase.
1 FitLikeArtieLange 2017-12-02
The one that I get a lot and hate is: "wow that's really racist".
1 Clamdilicus 2017-12-02
Somebody's cutting onion.
1 chickenfan1 2017-12-02
I'm not crying, you're crying
1 GableXX 2017-12-02
This.
1 NoirMagieGateau 2017-12-02
This.
1 two_perrcent 2017-12-02
All of the “le” shit back a few years ago was horrible.
“Hold my beer” is the worst current one. It should be “hold my glass of warm jigaboo semen”
1 ChippusMaximus 2017-12-02
This is round 2 of hold my beer. That was an old 90s internet thing for awhile.
1 phza784 2017-12-02
and that's okay
1 iamcolinwood 2017-12-02
Welp..
1 Opprobriousness 2017-12-02
"Edit: Wow, I can't believe ..." (As if this is their 15 seconds of fame and they're a bonafide e-celeb).
1 WaltTheGooseJenkins 2017-12-02
You don't like it when they take a step back and reflect on their oversentimental post as if they won an Oscar?
1 hookahreed 2017-12-02
nnnnnnnnnNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
1 krampet 2017-12-02
"wholesome"
They use this word for everything now, even gross or degenerate behavior, as long as it's in the context of oozing cute positivity.
1 zm743total 2017-12-02
This.
1 Carbonainducedcoma 2017-12-02
My son’s cum tastes funny. Junior, have you been drinking?
1 SavePoonerman 2017-12-02
Do you want killer robots, cause that's how you get killer robots?
Any time they sing lyrics of a song one line at a time, or try to finish each others catchphrases.
Please upvote so I can find out my opinion.
Came here to say this.
1 I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2017-12-02
" Arrrgh im popeye tha sailor man arrrgh "
1 Slippery_Slope_Guy 2017-12-02
A recent one I spotted on a politics discussion board that really made my blood boil was when someone asked a question a person responded with:
"I'm so glad you asked!"
(((actual explanation)))
"I hope that helps!"
I want that user to be dead.
1 ChippusMaximus 2017-12-02
They need to justify their $140k in (((education))) somehow.
1 ChurchOfBaldOpie 2017-12-02
"Dilly dilly" and that stupid pit of misery shit. It's the kind of lame shit you'd hear from those same coworkers that enjoy Amy Schumer specials.
Spelling words that end in a "k" with a "cc"
1 Awkawardsilence 2017-12-02
"I'm so sorry that happened to you. Sending hugs"
1 i_saw_nothing 2017-12-02
"the ol' reddit something-aroo"
followed by:
"Hold my related thing I'm goin' in..."
1 LarryKleist711 2017-12-02
This guy fucks.
1 SmallOrangeSquare 2017-12-02
Stavros: "hell yeah dude hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah"
1 [deleted] 2017-12-02
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1 mcmck 2017-12-02
When one lyric or quote from a movie is mentioned and the following 80 comments are just continuing the lyrics or quotes from the movie
1 mcmck 2017-12-02
+/u/User_Simulator /u/mcmck
1 User_Simulator 2017-12-02
A good number of people on this subreddit.
~ mcmck
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1 Dawgsie 2017-12-02
“Feels on the bus go round and round”.
First seen in the Louie subreddit discussing an episode. What cunts.
1 ChippusMaximus 2017-12-02
https://imgur.com/a/aUvYj
1 ChurchOfBaldOpie 2017-12-02
Yes... the fucking word "feels" when used as a noun. "That hit me right in the feels". People fucking suck
1 DeclanGunn 2017-12-02
That was totally not ok.
It's definitely a thing.
1 goo-gobbler 2017-12-02
TIL of a somewhat unknown socially conscience minority person from 150 years ago doing something normal.
1 Suibu 2017-12-02
We did it reddit!
1 NortheastPhilly 2017-12-02
"this sub has no affect on anyones lives"
1 catshitinmyurethra 2017-12-02
Ftfy...... thanks bitch, I needed a gay loser to point out my typo.
1 NortheastPhilly 2017-12-02
"says opinion that they think is unpopular"
ducks
1 Slippery_Slope_Guy 2017-12-02
The opinion is almost always boring shitlib boilerplate anyway.
1 NoirMagieGateau 2017-12-02
This thread is possibly the most enraging collection of text I have ever read.
1 ChippusMaximus 2017-12-02
You should try reading the front page that show all the top posts.
1 AssholeinSpanish 2017-12-02
"I did a thing"
1 DaleThePaleMale 2017-12-02
"I know I'll get downvoted to oblivion for this, but..."
Proceeds to state a generally agreed-upon opinion
1 ncervo 2017-12-02
"don't understand all the downvotes but w/e"
1 onemancrimespree 2017-12-02
I hate when they comment back and forth asking for more information on a topic, as if they can't google it themselves. So dependent on redditor lore. "TIL! Can anyone explain why this is???"
1 ChippusMaximus 2017-12-02
You mean like a caller asking when they'll be in their town?
1 TheMasterOfThUnivers 2017-12-02
"Whilst"
1 GableXX 2017-12-02
Fucking hate that word.
1 InfiltrateNewt 2017-12-02
Toxic
1 ChippusMaximus 2017-12-02
Systemic
1 deepdarkz 2017-12-02
"This is why I love Reddit"
Always said after some awful chain of puns. Anytime redditors pat themselves on back I get a little sick.
1 fashanoo 2017-12-02
Not a phrase, but every Australian sun is full of faggots and whingers. It might be the easiest place to live and get by, but its nothing but bitching. Also the sports subs where there's no insults, just good natured compliments.
1 passwordsRoppressive 2017-12-02
FTFY
1 ShittyShittyShitdick 2017-12-02
FTFY
1 GableXX 2017-12-02
tldr ffy
1 Lilcumia 2017-12-02
..OnA fan checking in
1 sindrone7 2017-12-02
“I did NAZI that one coming”
1 Wtfct 2017-12-02
the feels on the bus go round and round
1 APurpleSuit 2017-12-02
”Hooman”
Die.
1 Fagghouli 2017-12-02
Yeah...if the pictures are anything to go by i wouldn't associate myself with the rest of this site.
1 BloodyfuckinKingalux 2017-12-02
The worst part of all of this is that basically nobody uses these gay phrases in the real world, so a vast majority of these dickheads had to have come here, gotten the faggy vibe of all of these generic comments, and then started regurgitating them themselves because they think it's cool.
1 optimus187 2017-12-02
ELI5 is pretty annoying
1 joeroganpodcastfan 2017-12-02
"I'd give you gold if I could"
Then just shut the fuck up, give a like and move on..
1 giantbombing04 2017-12-02
What about 'wow that really went places"
1 BrogueTrader40k 2017-12-02
I fucking hate this site.
1 Single_Action_Army 2017-12-02
Guys who go "definitely NOT a pedophile."
WE GET IT. JOE CUMIA'S AN ASS