Just saw Jim Norton live
136 2017-12-02 by aleon33
A few things
Kelsey Cook stinks.
Jim came out looking even worse than I'd imagine he would. His diet has made him look like a human vulture, and his lifestyle has turned him into an 86 year old AIDs patient.
Within the first 3 minutes he threw out a jab at Opie
Ended the show with Chip, Uncle Paul, and Edgar. He brought up doing another live Chip Podcast, as long as Anthony was there.
Those maroon slacks must be the only pants he has
He was pretty funny
84 comments
1 Hereforthemuffdive 2017-12-02
His Uncle Paul/Edgar bits stink in person. One dimensional as fuck.
1 late_50s_why 2017-12-02
Why is he still yapping about dopie
1 aleon33 2017-12-02
most of the crowd laughed at he opie line, and even before the show started most peopel were talking about the same kind of stuff as this sub when discussing Opie, J&S, Compound Media, and other comics from the show.
1 puppy_action_team 2017-12-02
Did people talk about Bill Burrs nigger wife? That's mentioned in the sub.
1 FORKinmyDICK 2017-12-02
I love this place
1 I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2017-12-02
Tsss arrrgh me matey what about this haddock or ye sumpthin arrrgh
1 A_Friendly_Creeper 2017-12-02
Walk the plank
1 I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2017-12-02
Neverarrrgh i be shiverin' me timbers 'efore i be on the plank arrrgh
1 A_Friendly_Creeper 2017-12-02
Ye scurvy buccaneer.
1 Awkawardsilence 2017-12-02
...
1 I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2017-12-02
Arrrgh what's that me matey, morse code arrrgh dot dot ye dash arrrgh
1 holodog 2017-12-02
I kept bringing it up to people but then they got all weird for some reason.
1 399may 2017-12-02
HOLEE-!!
1 Creattol 2017-12-02
How many friends did you make?
1 TossyMcSalad 2017-12-02
It's almost like ‘‘we are the show now‘‘...
1 Every1ShouldBKilled 2017-12-02
Because we're famous, obviously.
1 zenicaone 2017-12-02
any VIZIO talk? dead babies?
1 Lasagna_Hat 2017-12-02
"yo, how long you think killakuhn gonna get? I mean, it was an accident...and that Vizio was sick..."
1 aleon33 2017-12-02
afraid not, sorry.
1 zenicaone 2017-12-02
fawkn casuals
1 SGFTI 2017-12-02
That's coming from a guy who's username is making fun of Opie...
1 [deleted] 2017-12-02
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1 Clit_Beastwood_ 2017-12-02
“He was pretty funny.. was?”
1 SmallOrangeSquare 2017-12-02
You fucked up your quotation marks. What you hauling?
1 Clit_Beastwood_ 2017-12-02
Enough booze to kill the equivalent of 10 alcoholic Big A’s
1 Single_Action_Army 2017-12-02
Your phone crapped out, man. What'd you say?
1 RapistWithAIDS 2017-12-02
Don't put "he was pretty funny" at the end of a list of negatives, as if to say, good naturedly, "but all kidding aside guys..."
Hope you die
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-12-02
"how bout a hand for yaself"
1 lifeobenreilly 2017-12-02
Sherioushly, folksh, it'sh all in good fun!
1 SGFTI 2017-12-02
You make fun, but he kills live.
Mainly he kills his future ticket sales.
1 lifeobenreilly 2017-12-02
He'd make some extra dough if he guaranteed showing off Bonnie's Cootchshie.
1 PdotThuggins 2017-12-02
When you faggots make little quips that you imagined Colin Quin or Patrice might say, do you pretend to be them and read your own post in their voice too?
1 Superbad415 2017-12-02
Why?
1 RapistWithAIDS 2017-12-02
You wrote it because you're an emotional guy and, during a surge of estrogen, you felt all warm and fuzzy about your recent encounter with Norton and wanted to say something nice and happy about it.
Nobody else was feeling your emotional state, that's why it was disgusting to the reader.
1 TittyMtnhighway 2017-12-02
I think he only wanted to say something nice, but you can't do that here. You have to wrap your compliments in shitty insults first
1 97Dabs2THAface 2017-12-02
Someone's trying to replicate the show... why do you wanna be Colin Quinn so bad?
1 RapistWithAIDS 2017-12-02
....
I just, feel victimised by how worthless and pathetic your post is. I shouldn't have to read something that embarrassing and weak. You are such a pathetic faggot that I was actually hurt by it
Please link to a clip, any clip, that shows I was trying to "be like Colin Quinn" by saying that. I would love to see you try and back up your impulsive, poorly thought out, faggot post that wasn't based on anything real
1 97Dabs2THAface 2017-12-02
Now you know how everyone else's feels when you comment on anything
1 RapistWithAIDS 2017-12-02
Didn't think you could reference a clip faggot
1 97Dabs2THAface 2017-12-02
Don't need to, you know exactly what I'm talking about. If you want a clip so bad, how bout you clip your femoral artery
1 RapistWithAIDS 2017-12-02
I don't know what you were talking about, and when you re-read our posts, neither did you
On top of that, your face save for not providing a clip was a 3/10 for believability
Glad I'm not you that's all I can say
1 telemecanique 2017-12-02
wait he brings up ant, opie and his characters while doing live shows? eww that's awful
1 blinddestruction 2017-12-02
I saw him last year and he also did his characters live. It stunk.
1 oandauser 2017-12-02
I saw him four years ago and he did his characters live. It was uncomfortable. Especially cause i had a few people with me who didn’t listen to O and A bit were down with going to a comedy show. I felt embarrassed.
1 blinddestruction 2017-12-02
lol I would've too. I went by myself like a cunt loser but I still sat there feeling awkward when he did them, because they went on a little too long. Plus before he does it he says 'here's the part of the show where I do chip and uncle Paul for those of you who aren't familiar with it....'
1 telemecanique 2017-12-02
imagine someone who has never listened to O&A expecting to laugh and they get THAT, trololol
1 LarryNozowitz 2017-12-02
if you're doing bullets, you don't need a period at the end you fucking animal
1 Slothjew 2017-12-02
Notice he only does it for the first few. He’s not even consistent with his retardation.
1 TossyMcSalad 2017-12-02
Or maybe he is a quick learner
1 Slothjew 2017-12-02
Then he should have corrected his prior mistakes, no?
1 ZubatCountry 2017-12-02
no
1 Slothjew 2017-12-02
Fair enough
1 TossyMcSalad 2017-12-02
it's not worth to correct past mistakes. leave them as monuments to your growth of character
1 6jesus6christ6 2017-12-02
what was the opie jab?
1 aleon33 2017-12-02
he was saying something about how if you watched a rapist fight a pedophile there would be no heros and everyone in the video would be hateable, kind of like watching a radio host fight a producer. Something along those lines.
1 Daddy_Donuts 2017-12-02
I still wana see Kelsey cooks asshole
1 fingerofgawd 2017-12-02
As do I. And that is the sole reason she is able to make a career as a comic.
1 Lish_fips89 2017-12-02
I want clinical pictures or video of her entire body.
1 late_50s_why 2017-12-02
That’s delicacy in China right gang
1 DinduMcNuffins 2017-12-02
I wish I saw him dead
1 Every1ShouldBKilled 2017-12-02
The funny thing about Kelsey Cook was that she wasn't expecting to get the ol' MAKEAPP treatment, because she probably thinks she's too low level for anyone to give a care. Whoever made that post about the women of O&A getting MAKEAPP'd obviously ruffled her feathers, enough for her to post about it (She took it down tho).
1 JMueller2012 2017-12-02
What did she say? On reddit?
1 Every1ShouldBKilled 2017-12-02
I think on twitter or instagram
1 UhLookHereMan 2017-12-02
Clearly not bothered. Women are so predictable
1 deyterkyerjerb 2017-12-02
OP is opie confirmed.
1 ropieandranthory 2017-12-02
Kelsey Cook is proof you can't succeed as a comedian on looks alone. Had the misfortune of seeing her two nights in a row at different NYC clubs and wanted to auto-erotic asphyxiate myself.
1 dougfunny86 2017-12-02
Seeing him in Chicago this Friday. Will applaud at the end then head home
1 dougfunny86 2017-12-02
Wish you were heading to a bullet!
1 dougfunny86 2017-12-02
Yeah you were heading to a graveyard!
1 dave72988 2017-12-02
it's Chicago, he probably is
1 dougfunny86 2017-12-02
Doesn't happen to rich white people
1 majestik6 2017-12-02
I KILL RICH CUNTS!
1 lelgimps 2017-12-02
The mayor's son got jacked. But they are spics.
1 Single_Action_Army 2017-12-02
Emmanuel? He's a midget kike.
If his kid got jumped it was probably orchestrated as part of a larger plan.
1 dom6502 2017-12-02
I saw Bob Kelly last night. He killed. His belly is very large, but if he could just drop 35 lbs and maintain it, he'd be ok. There were multiple times I did feel like I was watching Col Kurtz doing standup. But he was great.
1 ChurchOfBaldOpie 2017-12-02
That Cook bitch and her unusually large head ...just watched (part of) the clip of her at Gotham CC on YouTube and that might as well have been open mic night. Sounded like it. Holy fuck
1 aleon33 2017-12-02
I've seen open micers that are leagues more funny. It's embarrassing too, because you can tell she's trying to have her act and delivery be similar to Jimmy's. She's just awful
1 Jerseykidd29 2017-12-02
Was it the Bethlehem show?
1 aleon33 2017-12-02
yes
1 Jerseykidd29 2017-12-02
Nice I was there too,Kelsey sucked but I liked Jim
1 omfgdommy 2017-12-02
human vulture is the best description of norton i have heard up to this point.
1 oskimon 2017-12-02
I saw him in Sweden six months ago. He wore those same pants.
1 joeroganpodcastfan 2017-12-02
Jim isn't bad, but I hate the personality he has on stage. It's almost the polar opposite of who he was on the radio.
The way he acts up some bits for the final punchline can make me cringe. Had him on spotify lastnight and zoned out during about 90% of it. Only really tuned in during the Anthony Cumia bits.
1 samk009 2017-12-02
Saw him in Denver last year. Kelsey Cook opened for him and was so bad. I was pretty high and afraid I wouldn't be able to enjoy Jim, but I did. She is just terrible. I think he likes having a female opener just so he can hang out with her on the road.
1 aleon33 2017-12-02
That's the only reason he has female openers.
1 Slothjew 2017-12-02
Then he should have corrected his prior mistakes, no?
1 blinddestruction 2017-12-02
I saw him last year and he also did his characters live. It stunk.