You don't 'plan an attempt' unless you're looking for attention - it isn't exactly rocket science.
At least spare your friends and family the trouble of having having to attend a funeral - they've done nothing to deserve that. You can be worthless and alive.
And besides aren't you interested in seeing how the Opie saga concludes?
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1 Canned_Laugh 2017-12-01
Live broadcast please.
1 Toss__Pot 2017-12-01
the fact you said 'attempt' is very telling... just post something here instead.
I know it's tough maan (yuck!).
1 Xicor1 2017-12-01
You don't 'plan an attempt' unless you're looking for attention - it isn't exactly rocket science.
At least spare your friends and family the trouble of having having to attend a funeral - they've done nothing to deserve that. You can be worthless and alive.
And besides aren't you interested in seeing how the Opie saga concludes?
1 JoeCumiasCockBreath 2017-12-01
You make several good points.
I'll just finger my anus instead:
1 Queen_of_Queef 2017-12-01
'attempt' WAS THE BIT, dummies