You can meet good friends in online games, and you "see" each other on a regular basis. It works because even if you have nothing else in common, you bond around the game you like to play. Same way people take adult classes like sculpture or painting or cooking or whatever. It's as much to learn a new skill as it is to meet people.
But coming here and seeing that online therapy advert, targeting me because some internet algorithm that has put me in the mentally ill demographic....isn't helping.
So you are saying you want a girlfriend? You should got to Church. Church singles if you want to meet a good girl. If you want to meet a whore, go to a club. If you want to meet a hot girl, go to the gym. If you want to meet an independent girl, go to community college.
Invest in property and stocks, it's lazy as shit. I put in about 1k a week in stocks, it goes automatically and you just grow money. Also, invest in pharma, never fails.
Oh totally. I've been investing since I was in my 20s. I'm in contract to buy another home, and I'm already itching to buy one after that. Literally two minutes ago I was talking to my wife about the fact that our investment portfolio is starting to get to a point where it's earning a significant fraction of what our jobs are.
Which, BTW, scares the shit out of me. Things are going a little TOO well in the markets.
Property never faults to the market if you own it.
I make 4x the mortgage on my rental property a month. Keep investing in stocks/property and you'll be done working in you early 40s
Move back in with your parents so they are there for you when they realize they raised such a faggot, it will be easier to disown you and make your suicide that much more inevitable.
I listen to podcasts or have the TV running literally all day and if I'm doing something outside of my apt then I have earbuds in. Feels a little less lonely that way :(
Getting high in the morning is a great way to make a day go away. If you have a real job it can be problematic, but if you have a job for retards or you're unemployed it's perfect. You can easily turn a lonely day at home into an interesting day of videogames or googling random shit.
I tried making friends when I moved fifteen years ago. I know I'm going to sound like a hermit, but it's just too much fucking work. I have my dumb hobbies and I enjoy them way more than I enjoy spending time with people.
I DID spend a lot of time meeting women on dating sites, and I became friends with many of them, but my motivation to date certainly wasn't to make new friends.
I blew up my social life deleting Facebook 3 years ago. Friends are a burden. I have work friends who will be job references when the time comes. Being alone is a gift.
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1 Tippy_Toms_Shitlogs 2017-12-01
Self medication, rub & tugs, and deep delusion.
1 NumeroOtto 2017-12-01
kill
1 SavenForever 2017-12-01
Video games
1 DOPIEandSTANLEY 2017-12-01
You can meet good friends in online games, and you "see" each other on a regular basis. It works because even if you have nothing else in common, you bond around the game you like to play. Same way people take adult classes like sculpture or painting or cooking or whatever. It's as much to learn a new skill as it is to meet people.
1 866-Ron-0-Fez 2017-12-01
I don't.
But coming here and seeing that online therapy advert, targeting me because some internet algorithm that has put me in the mentally ill demographic....isn't helping.
1 Gahjooze 2017-12-01
make like $200 get a hot hooker and have sex. Stop being so pathetic.
1 TinKnockinMoroccan 2017-12-01
I don't care about sex. The absence of emotional connection is what's killing me.
1 Gahjooze 2017-12-01
then you obviously haven't had sex lately.
1 TinKnockinMoroccan 2017-12-01
I don't want sex.
1 chickenfan1 2017-12-01
we love ya bud, put the gun down
1 TinKnockinMoroccan 2017-12-01
I can't find it.
1 KangolVos 2017-12-01
Fuck...
1 Joemomma101 2017-12-01
So you are saying you want a girlfriend? You should got to Church. Church singles if you want to meet a good girl. If you want to meet a whore, go to a club. If you want to meet a hot girl, go to the gym. If you want to meet an independent girl, go to community college.
1 chickenfan1 2017-12-01
read books, learn new skills, lift weights
1 David_Tosk 2017-12-01
Don't listen so much to Joe Rogan
1 UhLookHereMan 2017-12-01
Rogan being a manlet imbecile charlatan doesn't make that advice any less valid
1 rahtin 2017-12-01
Get a girlfriend?
1 crookedmile 2017-12-01
Drink.
1 TinKnockinMoroccan 2017-12-01
I think I'm hitting the limit on that before the Navy wants to recruit me.
1 crookedmile 2017-12-01
It made me financially successful
1 majestik6 2017-12-01
I'd be curious to hear more about that. I've definitely noticed a correlation between boozing and wealth.
1 crookedmile 2017-12-01
Invest in property and stocks, it's lazy as shit. I put in about 1k a week in stocks, it goes automatically and you just grow money. Also, invest in pharma, never fails.
1 majestik6 2017-12-01
Oh totally. I've been investing since I was in my 20s. I'm in contract to buy another home, and I'm already itching to buy one after that. Literally two minutes ago I was talking to my wife about the fact that our investment portfolio is starting to get to a point where it's earning a significant fraction of what our jobs are.
Which, BTW, scares the shit out of me. Things are going a little TOO well in the markets.
1 crookedmile 2017-12-01
Property never faults to the market if you own it. I make 4x the mortgage on my rental property a month. Keep investing in stocks/property and you'll be done working in you early 40s
1 crookedmile 2017-12-01
Work on your dividends friend. What's your portfolio look like? Any areas you want to invest? Just do it.
1 Creattol 2017-12-01
If you push through it and keep isolating eventually you develop a strong aversion to people and then the loneliness goes away.
1 aRTie02150 2017-12-01
Yup. Then you start talking to yourself and it feels completely normal.
1 fyisah 2017-12-01
Until the isolation starts to grind away your soul and you become a shell of a man.
1 aRTie02150 2017-12-01
It's a pretty fun ride.
1 brmlb 2017-12-01
this is good advice
1 RonsCigar 2017-12-01
Can you see a therapist? It can be hit or miss, but if you are this far into loneliness it is a real challenge to escape this by yourself.
1 Gunnerpants 2017-12-01
There are people with souls in this sub.
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2017-12-01
Stop being such a pouty bitch and girls might want to fuck you.
1 fyisah 2017-12-01
Get a pet, then realize that it doesn't fill the void and make another post. That should buy you some time.
1 UhLookHereMan 2017-12-01
Also kill and eat the pet
1 fyisah 2017-12-01
... then masturbate.
1 majin_babidi 2017-12-01
Kill yourself
1 peckaface 2017-12-01
Jerk off, put a shot gun in my mouth, then cry my self to sleep because I am a huge fucking pussy
1 opi3dope 2017-12-01
Do another pop-up show.
1 Pogo_Thee_Clown 2017-12-01
Get a dog or adopt a sixteen year old Vietnamese girl
1 Canned_Laugh 2017-12-01
Move back in with your parents so they are there for you when they realize they raised such a faggot, it will be easier to disown you and make your suicide that much more inevitable.
1 Canned_Laugh 2017-12-01
I'm sorry, that was my personal plan. I suggest leaning on friends shoulders and taking it one day at a time.
1 bill_burrs_butthole 2017-12-01
I listen to podcasts or have the TV running literally all day and if I'm doing something outside of my apt then I have earbuds in. Feels a little less lonely that way :(
1 aRTie02150 2017-12-01
Ever walk around with earbuds in your ears and don't have music playing?
1 NortheastPhilly 2017-12-01
happens to me all the tiiiime, im joe maaahtarese
1 homelessfez 2017-12-01
why don't ya just cut the bunk, fella?
1 two_perrcent 2017-12-01
Do you have friends or siblings you’re close to, or is it just a lack of a woman in your life?
1 heelers 2017-12-01
Speak to your local pastor.
1 LarryKleist711 2017-12-01
Get a dog. Queer.
1 David_Tosk 2017-12-01
Do something. Anything. Then other things will happen. It's really that simple.
1 blinddestruction 2017-12-01
Opie?
1 bigstephen420 2017-12-01
Smoke weed until you're too high to notice your misery.
1 DOPIEandSTANLEY 2017-12-01
Getting high in the morning is a great way to make a day go away. If you have a real job it can be problematic, but if you have a job for retards or you're unemployed it's perfect. You can easily turn a lonely day at home into an interesting day of videogames or googling random shit.
1 NortheastPhilly 2017-12-01
Become a vegetarian or something and people will realize you're crying for help and you'll get the attention that you crave
1 JoeCumiasCockBreath 2017-12-01
Pm me you stupid gay loser.
1 A_Friendly_Creeper 2017-12-01
www.meetup.com
1 CompletelyIncorrect0 2017-12-01
Masturbate a lot, have 1-4 close friends, and use your time aquired by being single to pursue your passion.
1 Throwaway98709860 2017-12-01
Isolation can be really tough and is a sad reality for so many of us these days. Fortunately there is an easy answer though: sex slaves
1 majestik6 2017-12-01
I tried making friends when I moved fifteen years ago. I know I'm going to sound like a hermit, but it's just too much fucking work. I have my dumb hobbies and I enjoy them way more than I enjoy spending time with people.
I DID spend a lot of time meeting women on dating sites, and I became friends with many of them, but my motivation to date certainly wasn't to make new friends.
I guess I'm happily antisocial.
1 KangolVos 2017-12-01
I blew up my social life deleting Facebook 3 years ago. Friends are a burden. I have work friends who will be job references when the time comes. Being alone is a gift.
1 TinKnockinMoroccan 2017-12-01
I think I'm hitting the limit on that before the Navy wants to recruit me.
1 majestik6 2017-12-01
I'd be curious to hear more about that. I've definitely noticed a correlation between boozing and wealth.