Opie: I actually have a contract in my email I haven't opened or read

9  2017-12-01 by phlammo

20 comments

It's for a tesla, he signs and it's his

He really shouldn't keep a Nigerian prince waiting.

Even for him, this is pathetic.

It's dead on something chip would say. Opie is the Retarded gift that never stops giving.

Is it to finally end the sham and give bam custody of his kids?

The pop ups drain his battery and data, but a podcast won’t?

You can play a podcast with the screen off and download it in the house.

Fair enough

He knows its a contract for him to spin records somewhere. The fun part will be him leaving Carl hanging.

All of the most important, high dollar contracts arrive via email. All jokes aside, I hope the contract is from some modern day Dr.Kevorkian.

Someone has a contract out on Opie?

Guess the guys he used to caddy for didn't appreciate him blabbing about his mob work all the time.

I thought the headline was satirical... Opie's a bottomless pit of humiliating joy.

he CC'd every FM station in the country saying "Hi I'm Opie from the very famous Opie & Anthony show. u have a job? i need a job." and now one station finally replied and he's too scared to open the email

Fair enough

The depths he is willing to sink to in order to appear important just blows my mind. Does this faggot think anyone believes him or cares? Get some friends you fucking freak.

contract.

Those are divorce papers.

He doesn't open the contract but he has time to tweet about it publicly. That's the level of career commitment that employers look for.

What the fuck. No one gives a shit. The "contract" I'm sure is a response from someone he applied for job with telling him he is a piece of shit. Should open it.

Marriage is a contract.